SAM

Can’t blame him. Germany got cucked out by Uncle Sam and Izzy after they lost the war

Sam Altman is gonna be giving handies behind Wendy's in a couple years

I propose we trade Minnesota for Greenland straight up, the Vikings totally fumbled Sam Darnold

don't let the greedy billionaires hide behind their fall man mango, these are the actual people who want to steal greenland's natural resources. ronald lauder of estee lauder, michael bloomberg, sam altman, peter thiel, and howard nutlick

Fucking Sam Altman

billionaire ghouls with major mining interests in greenland: ronald lauder of estee lauder, michael bloomberg, sam altman, peter thiel, and howard nutlick of mangos inner circle

Still not over the fact that Sam Darnold is going to the Super Bowl with 120 yards

You can totally trust us Millennials (Sam Altman and Zuck) to carry the boomer’s torch 

I stopped wearing underwear.  It’s an unnecessary layer and over time it will save me water doing laundry and Sam Altman desperately needs all the water he can get for those data centers. 

Man with him in court with openAI as sam altnut. It's going to swing for sure 😃

oligarchs with major mining interests in greenland: ronald lauder of estee lauder, michael bloomberg, sam altman, peter thiel, and check this howard nutlick

Sam altman for president

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman two years ago: “Ads plus AI is sort of uniquely unsettling to me,” he said at a fireside chat at Harvard University two years ago. “I kind of think of ads as a last resort for us for a business model.” Obviously OpenAI is now desperate for revenue since today they started testing for ads in ChatGPT

Sam thing every Friday. Tsla pump at open. Then big U-turn 

560% return in 2025, already up 72% in 2026 for Sandisk WHAT IF SAM ALTMAN DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY

How does everyone feel about the BMNR shareholder meeting yesterday? I feel like we learned a ton of valuable information and it was so cool to hear from Sam Altman and Vitalik :)

Techno feudalism is real bros. Right now we are sowing Sam Altman's degenerate ai conscious for nothing but instant hits of dopamine yet he gets your Internet soul in perpetuity. Zuck on meta. Elon on Twitter. Gates on linked in. Long msft currently

We’re doomed unless we keep them illegal because of “national security”, which we will because Uncle Sam is forever a slave to American companies

Sam as last night, another great opp to buy the dip

Sam Hyde

Jelly roll is an utter failure that was propped up by the music industry. Product sucks, music is intolerable Kinda like Sam Altman on a smaller scale

Tom “fat cuck” Lee promised Sam Altman and ETH founder to talk at his BMNR meeting. Instead no one showed up and he gaves his attendees “MrBeast” chocolates instead 😂😂😂

"OpenAI Invests in Sam Altman’s Startup, Merge Labs" -- bruh wtf is this scam

uncle sam propaganda.

Sam Altman? Scam Ballsman

"F### you, pay me." - Uncle Sam, probably

The rise and fall of OpenAI will result in some crazy NFLX documentaries. As soon as Masayoshi put up $40B I knew Sam Altman’s time had come. It’s crazy how quickly they’ve ceded their lead.

Nah I talk mad shit about everyone in here. My main acct got a 3 day reddit ban for calling Sam Altman the f-word but it be like that

Cerebras is a startup by Sam Altman, he's just funneling himself OpenAI cash.

Why the fck is Sam Altman speaking at Tom Lee's BMNR shareholder meeting lmao

BMNR shareholders meeting tomorrow has Vitalik Buterin and Sam Altman as guest speakers. I'm cautiously bullish on this one.

Some of you are wasting too much of Sam Altman’s storage with your long paragraph comments taking up 1010101s in the cloud From now on: Bers r fuk And tickers And JPow memes No schizo doomerism 

For my MSFT wondering wtf is the stock keep tanking when all other tech is green is because MSFT is the defacto stock placeholder for the upcoming openAI IPO seeing as the 2 companies are closely tied together. And with recent non stop bear news about Sam Scamman and his inferior chatGPT compared to Gemini, things aren't looking so rosey for MSFT until they can show markets with their own independent AI

Are you being a serious Sam?

Wallstreet Millenial on YouTube is a certified Sam Altman hater lmao. You know what, that's fair

I owe 70k to uncle sam this year and its pissing me off. No wonder the ultra rich always try to find loopholes to lower/not pay taxes

Just ordered this book. https://a.co/d/fYxnn6W The Age of Extraction: How Tech Platforms Conquered the Economy and Threaten Our Future Prosperity If you haven't read Empire of AI about OpenAI and Sam Altman it was amazing I highly recommend it. https://a.co/d/4jbojlw

at this point, sam might just make that 1 trillion selling the ram allocation chip to other ai maker than using the memory himself. Given how high the price of memory has become

Sam just needs another $1 trillion to get it working again 

Free sam bankmanfried! He did nothing wrong! Bitcoin is at 93,000$!

If ftx didn’t collapse sam bankmanfried would be top 10 richest people on earth. It wasn’t a scam. Carvana isn’t a scam

I give it til March when selloff starts for Uncle Sam tax bills

Sam Altman went to Soul with nothing and came out with 40% global memory supply. How are others supposed to hyper scale?

MAG7 have $474 billion in liquid cash & equivalents , to reach AGI we need trillions , Sam Altman literally said he wants to raise $5-7T

OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years' time, college graduates will be working "some completely new, exciting, super well-paid" jobs FUN NEW JOBS INCLUDING: >cloning humanoid pigs in the basement for organs >livestreaming yourself reacting to daily horrors >prediction market assassin

*Sam Altman has entered the chat*

So is Sam Altman, Thiel, etc., and Elon has at least fucked 1 guy 🌈🐂 runs the world now

RAM that stick into me, daddy - Sam Altman, October 2025

Sam being gay makes a lot of sense

Scott Bessent, Sam Altman, Steve Miran -- the three people holding up our economy are all gay. Recession confirmed.