SAM

Sam Altman changed his name to RAM Altman

Sam Altman already bought up all the RAM until 2028. How the fuq is all these memory companies up even more. Did he announce 2048 contracts now?

Yeah that happened back in October. Sam Altman bought up everything until 2028...is he going to 2038 now?

Anybody want to do a short term cap gains race? At $30k this year so far. Uncle Sam is salivating.

Sam Altman changed his name to RAM Altman in hopes to signal Micron to make more

RAM those chips into me, DADDY - Sam Altman (probably)

Its just starting actually. Sam Altman literally buying everything

Sam Altman about to buy all the iphones in NA/EU to steal all the ram cards. This guy playing with monopoly money

Its cause he lost her and himself a shit ton on crypto do to Sam Bankman. He had to come out of retirement that year to pay the bills bro... it was a real crypto winter that year!!

its my understanding that the Venezeulan SAM systems were laughable on their best day

QBs for the top 4 teams in the NFL: Sam Darnold, Bo Nix, Drake Maye, and Caleb Williams Combined playoff wins: 0

I miss those times. Can Uncle Sam get back to announcing OpenAI partnerships with every tech firm again. Those were the good times days.

uncle sam seen discussing trade mark concessions with the republic of samsung chair of foreign relations

Breaking news: OpenAI’s ChatGPT was instrumental in Maduro’s capture.  Sam Altman to receive the 50million dollar bounty. 

If GEQBUS Sam Darnold wins tonight, I'll kiss every woman's ass on Wall Street Bets

Got nabbed by Delta Force in a midnight raid? Special ops chopper snatching you outta your palace like it's Panama '89 all over again? Facing narco-terrorism charges that'll make El Chapo look like a boy scout? Hi, I'm Saul Goodman! Did you know that even dictators have rights? The Constitution says you do! I believe that until proven guilty, every strongman, autocrat, and alleged cartel boss in this hemisphere is innocent! They say you flooded America with coke? Partnered with rebels? Ran a narco-state? Pfft, that's just foreign policy with attitude! I'll fight the feds, dismantle those indictments, and turn that New York courtroom into your personal victory parade! No charge is too big, not even for the big guy himself! When Uncle Sam drops the hammer from a Black Hawk you BETTER CALL SAUL!* * = results not typical. extradition defenses may vary. no refunds on lost re-elections. Better call Saul!

Dude did you see how many strikes we did? We took out most likely all of their Sam sites. I mean Venezuela isn’t weak so this was a long time and planned operation. Putin military isn’t merit based so you get corrupt generals who don’t know how to plan a mission. This is what you get with a democratic meritocracy that supports their military.

Is that even possible, Sam?

You guys don't understand the one infinite money glitch MU has discovered: sell overpriced ram to sam altman and keep doing it for 2026 and then pocket the change

Is that even possible, Sam?

If someone offered you $10 to delete ChatGPT for 10 days but you could see Sam Altman cry in public, would you do it? $900M x $10 $9B to destroy 500B of EV

Sam Cultman

Sam Conman Scam Altcoin Let’s keep this going. What you got.

I thought we could trust Larry Ellison and Sam Altman and Mark Zuckerberg 😡 

I feel like the last month has just been dealing with Sam Altman's wet shart and that's about it, just waiting for the smell to go away

Sam Altman is the most brilliant con artist of all time. AGI is SO amazing, SO powerful that we must focus all our attention to regulate this future AI that has yet to even exist. It could go rogue and enslave us all. And the repeatedly used and favorite card played successfully by Silicon Valley tech bros for decades to avoid any accountability. "What about China?" We must make sure the good guys like OpenAI hit the "singularity" first. Let's steer the discussion away from lack of transparency of data training inputs. Theft of artists, human intellectual property, ability to spread misinformation and falsehoods. Away from the incredible human toll of the boom on not just the global poor but middle class and vulnerable right here in the US. Keep printing, keep the green line going up. Keep the market bubble going up for years.

Sam and Elon remember

You talking about Sam Bankman-Fried ? This his ex Gremlin gf’s account?😂😂

that’s uncle sam, not jesus, retard

Everyone should read this book from Karen Hao, WSJ investigative journalist: [Empire of AI: Dreams and Nightmares in Sam Altman's OpenAI](https://www.amazon.com/Empire-AI-Dreams-Nightmares-Altmans-ebook/dp/B0DQSQKMY4) Reveals incredible extent to which: * AI models have been built on terabytes of stolen torrented books, movies, videos, violating user privacy, intellectual property rights of artists without compensation. Stealing tons of code of open source communities without credit, intended to empower the little guys not make big companies stronger. Reminds me of Vince Gilligan's quote "AI is the world's largest plagiarism machine ever invented." * AI data annotation exacts an incredible human toll. Exploits the world's most vulnerable paying them pennies, making workers compete with each other 24/7 for unregulated work like sifting through endless amounts of child pornography, violence, etc. * AI destroys the environment and consumes resources often 10 times greater than similar technology like vanilla search. Electricity, huge carbon footprint, drinking water and finite natural resources like copper, lithium, etc.

Everyone should read this book from Karen Hao, WSJ investigative journalist: [Empire of AI: Dreams and Nightmares in Sam Altman's OpenAI](https://www.amazon.com/Empire-AI-Dreams-Nightmares-Altmans-ebook/dp/B0DQSQKMY4) Reveals incredible extent to which: * AI models have been built on terabytes of stolen torrented books, movies, videos, violating user privacy, intellectual property rights of artists without compensation. Stealing tons of code of open source communities without credit, intended to empower the little guys not make big companies stronger. Reminds me of Vince Gilligan's quote "AI is the world's largest plagiarism machine ever invented." * AI data annotation exacts an incredible human toll. Exploits the world's most vulnerable paying them pennies, making workers compete with each other 24/7 for unregulated work like sifting through endless amounts of child pornography, violence, etc. * AI destroys the environment and consumes resources often 10 times greater than similar technology like vanilla search. Electricity, huge carbon footprint, drinking water and finite natural resources like copper, lithium, etc.

Sam from supernatural in season one is hot as fuck

peter beck looks like another sam bankman fried

Sold 1x stick ddr5 ram to Sam Altman 750.07, cost basis 750.06 - took profits 💰 cheers

Sam Bankman Fried is not going to celebrate New Years

Very normal for someone with connections such as Sam Altman, to post on X hiring a “Head of Preparedness”. I hope you bulls have fully enjoyed this shit bubble. [Sam Altman Hiring “Head of Preparedness”](https://x.com/sama/status/2004939524216910323?s=46)

I farted today and it was pure sulfur from the devil dude I’m pretty sure if I had drawn a pentagram I would have opened up a wormhole to hell like that movie Event Horizon with the always delightful Sam Neill 

"My company is no better than a company where you ask a fake butler to Google things for you" ~~Tom Haverford~~ Sam Altman

Sam Bankman Cooked

Sam Bankman Fried did not celebrate Christmas nor will celebrate New Years  Poor guy

Sam Altman and Mark Facebook are the Millennials that will lead us into a better America 

Wait Sam Altman is ghey??

Daily reminder that Sam Altman looks more like a Blues Clues character than a reliable tech leader

as somebody who’s paid for ChatGPT and now Gemini Pro, I can honestly say GOOG is leaps and bounds ahead. Literally in a prime data position to overtake Sam Assman

Reddit in general. Here in this Sam Altman owned website (okay not owned but he is one of the largest shareholders) we’ve collectively agreed to pretend like AI doesn’t do lots of useful work.

Attention attention! Sam Altman is already married! Non of you will get his fortune! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Don't forget that Uncle Sam is going to want his $28k of that effective next Thursday and due in April.

Glad it’s raining super hard.  We really need all the water we can get for Sam Altman’s data centers 

Don’t worry, Uncle Sam is taking for 40k of that for taxes :)

Short: SAM Long: TLRY