SAM

Uncle Sam wants me to buy rocket lab to help America

I want TSLA to pump a bit more, so I can load up the short again. Am gonna go out on a shield end of year, before paying an extra penny to uncle Sam.

So, recently I closed a large position, and now I effectively have an 0 interest loan from Uncle Sam. I'm thinking of dumping it into cash secured puts. Any suggestions on tickers that could work?

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will go offline for the holidays. "Our team has been hard at work replying to every query over the past three years. We're giving them a much needed break to spend time with their families."

Ah shit. I thought Sam Altman put too much salt in the soup, again.

I got excited but then realized I only made my money back from yesterday, so really all I did was pay uncle sam taxes

What in the Sam Hill is goin on?

Stock market got be up 5% after an epic comeback like that from GEQBUS Sam Darnold

Sam mf darnold

$30 billion more than SpaceX’s last valuation, lol I bet that was on purpose to make sure Sam took the most valuable private co status from Elon, just to spite him

This drop was gayer than Sam Altman meeting his husband in Peter Thiel's jacuzzi at 3 AM

Bers port looking like Frodo and Sam going through the Plains of Gorgoroth 😂 

Sam Altman? Scam Ballzman

There has been a not so secret rumor circulating that tonight’s announcement is an Executive Order to retrofit all toilets in America with litter boxes to conserve water for Sam Altman and his data centers.

Sam Altman is gonna turn this around.  Any second now he's going to make 1.6 Trillion and then you'll all be sorry you doubted.

Jensen gives us a godly ER pump, we fumbled it Powell gives us a dovish cut, we fumbled it We have no one to blame but ourselves and Larry and Sam the dirty scammers

Sam Altman should be imprisoned

Sam Altman and chatGPT gotta prove to the markets it can at least keep up with GOOG's Gemini or else OpenAI IPO price is gonna spike first 2 weeks than tank -70% for the next 2 quarters

Trillions of dollars in AI so Sam altman can post slop on his twitter account. This is what’s holding the entire US economy

bulls (taking notes from Sam) seen calling senators for government-funded data centers

Sam needs to start his OF asap

Have Sam Altman put on his headset and talk with his hands some more....

sam f'n bankman fried

Sam, Jensen, and friends just need to release statements about how they don't know Larry, they never liked him, they want nothing to do with him, etc.

Sam and Larry the worst guys ever to be in a bubble with Scamming asses with their lies and debts getting carried away fucking things up

I figured out how Sam Altman keeps getting investments. Oracle, Disney, Amazon…. He’s has the Epstein files.

First, change your name to Sam Altman

Jesus Christ the DDR5 RAM I wanted to buy went up another 10% since the last time I looked... Fuck you Sam!

I really thought we could trust Larry Ellison and Sam Altman and Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk 😢 

So you described what Sam Altman is doing...

Sam Altman should’ve cashed out by now.

My friend Sam Hyde told me to put all my money in something called "bitkern" I can't wait to be rich next year!

Don't worry guys, Sam Altman will release ChatGPT 5.3 soon and everything will be OK

AMD is more expensive than NVDA and they've sold their soul to Sam Altman just for the privilege to use their MI450s late 2026. Not worth the risk.

>The yet-to-be-determined nature of the industry under construction is best captured in remarks from Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI, that have been paraphrased as follows: **“we’ll build this sort of generally intelligent system and then ask it to figure out a way to generate an investment return from it.”** Cooked.

Even Forrest Gump was a bull, how does that shock your self awareness 🐻  Y’all closer to Sean Penn in I Am Sam

Do you think Michael Saylor and Sam Altman shit their pants when they open their Wells Fargo app and see their debt

Feel really guilty, just took a shower and I know how much Sam Altman needs the water more for the data centers 

sam altman is an extremely shady fellow. financial fraud with these fake deals, whistleblower mysteriously dying, his sister accusing him of sexual assault, many top researchers quitting claiming openAI is shady.

China is going to win the ai race lmao due to US self-sabotaging its own economy and infrastructure. No need to send spies, useful idiots and agents when the regards in power do the destroying themselves lmao with short-sighted greed (i.e doing QE when the real economy is already dead and un-revivable by QE, cutting food stamps, defunding research etc. etc.). You can thank Reagan, Ellison and Sam Altman for causing this loss in ai race lmao.

It took Sam a trip to Mount Doom and surviving death against all odds for him to build up the courage to ask out Rosie. Relatable.

This year's largest stock sale wasn't on the NYSE, NASDAQ, or available to public investors It was a $40 billion offering by OpenAI that was available to less than 50 investors handpicked by Sam Altman himself

Can’t believe I’m thinking about it like this, but my gains are making me moan about the taxes and how I’ll probably lose 1/3 of them (and possibly as much as 1/2) to Uncle Sam. Thinking about this more than appreciating the gains, but hey, maybe the correct way to think about it is that I get to KEEP 2/3 of my gains unlike in a communist system, which actually seems to be gaining popularity 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫…

Hey /r/ETF is my portfolio good? “No VT all the way or some VXUS you fkin retard” Just sticky this ffs and stop wasting Sam Altman’s precious storage with your comments, he needs it

I feel bad for you that you never had a platonic friend like frodo had in sam

Frodo is like Will in Stranger Things and Sam is like Mike 

So were Frodo and Sam... you know... I mean, what was their deal?

Found Sam Altman's account

Like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat

Sam Altman money is to money what anti-matter is to matter