SAM

Sam Altman money is to money what anti-matter is to matter

**BREAKING NEWS: SAM ALTMAN SAYS HE WILL DISSOLVE OPENAI ON THIS MARKET DOWNTURN AND START ‘PIPING BLONDE BADDIES’ INSTEAD OF DUDES**

Larry, Jensen and Sam tricked me

Guess the difficult part of making massive gains is knowing that probably a third of them technically don’t belong to you and instead go to Uncle Sam, probably to fund an impending war with Venezuela…

Sam Bankman, Sam Altman, Samta Claus. Open your eyes you fools!

Altman is the new Sam Bankman-Fried

Next time you’re going to waste storage on something no one is going to read, think of poor Sam Altman who needs all the storage he’s can get 

Before I feed my kid, I ask chatgpt for permission first - Sam

"I couldn't wipe my ass without ChatGPT" - Sam Altman

Sam Altman in the news making deals, EU antitrust case

When can the AI news start flowing again about all these huge data center partnerships? Give Sam Altman some more fake money and let nvidia get more ownership stake in exchange for chips. The market likes that. Not this bullshit of crushing qtrs with record earnings.

Listening to Sam Altman’s voice gives me a headache

Put Hold on, I’m comin’ on your playlist this second - it’s the vibe Edit: Sam & Dave

Locked in 15k in capital losses on weekly NVDA calls over the last month. Fuck you Uncle Sam you're not getting any tax money from me!

Sam Altman's vocal fry is incredibly hard to listen to.

Everyone pretends to be so smart Ex. Sam Altman

Sam altman looks exactly like that crypto retard who scammed everyone Sam Bankman-Fried.. even the fuckin name is the same ... food for thoughts

blockbuster deal by Sam and bob iger puts on actors calls on disney earnings and share price rerating

funnily enough that sounds like Sam Altman's upbringing

How much of Sam Altmans magic promise money did oracle put on their earnings? Oracle might get wrecked on open?

Just took an uber home. The driver was non other than Sam Altman.

What the hell I really thought we could trust Sam Altman and Larry Ellison 

I mean this is obviously all Sam Altman’s fault right 

Why is Sam Altman face look so slappable😂😂

Is it bad that I saw Sam Altman purchasing a Powerball ticket?

I don't know how you watch that [video of Sam Altman losing his shit like a toddler](https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue) when gently questioned about how OpenAI is going to fund these virtual trillions it's throwing around and think, yeah, this is the poster boy for the next industrial revolution.

AI is over bruh...Google single handly outdid sam altmans AI and nvda chips. ....

Green dildos and pump is Sam I am 📈📈📈

Upped my pee to flush ratio to 10:1 cause I felt selfish using Sam Altman’s water he needs for those data centers 

Frodo and Sam survived forever on a napsack of Elvin bread and somehow there’s still people starving in 2025

Imagine being completely reliant on Sam Altman not lying about money 

Sam Altman did a faustian bargain with Microsoft and the debt is coming due lmao.

Its a little sus that Jensen Huang and Sam Altman are constantly responding to the AI bubble critics.

Hi, I’m Sam Altman, I need 7 trillion dollars

Sam Walton was an incredible entrepreneur, no doubt about it

I'm gonna ask Sam "The Living Prompt" Altman for leverage to buy WBD to bring bring back DC universe

Prices of lumber probably went through the roof during the War for Middle Earth, Saruman was driving those prices through the roof  Basically Sam Altman with RAM

Fck sam

I better not catch any of you drinking Sam Altman’s water this weekend 

Just saw a chat GPT commercial with two kids flirting, then a message popped up on the screen saying: How do I plan a trip with my sister... Sam Altman your incest is showing 👀

Sam altman was here

ASTS lol. Sam Alt(hu)man talking about acquiring them to compete with space x. Shoots up 18%. Me sitting here with HPE, DOCU, S, worthless calls. Fk me.

Where is the bidding war for $SAM?

Google "Sam Altman's sister accuses"... how is this guy (with literally zero education... my gardener is more qualified) allowed to be CEO of a billion dollar AI company and single-handedly corner the dram market? Feels like "SCAM ALT-MAN" is part of the simulation we live in

Hi, I’m Sam Altman, I need 7 trillion dollars

_SAM ALTMAN EXPLORED DEAL TO BUILD COMPETITOR TO SPACEX: WSJ_ Bro wants to be Elon so bad

Anthropic CEO seems too rational. Sam Altman seems too irrational.

A fact that's been left out of the recent OpenAI news is that OpenAI hasn't completed a successful pretraining run since June 2024. GPT5 is just GPT-4 under the hood. In other words, since Sam Altman took the company private, OpenAI has not started working on a new model and successfully completed a pre-training run.

Anyone see the Code Red OpenAI video from atrioc? Going to yolo into GOOG. Im convinced theyre gonna eat sam altman

If this isn't "the top is in" indicator we've been waiting for I don't know what is! >Altman mulls next project — a SpaceX competitor >OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has mulled acquiring or teaming up with a rocket company to compete with Elon Musk's SpaceX, The Wall Street Journal reports, citing anonymous sources. He engaged in discussions with at least one rocket maker earlier this year, and has previously shown interest in building data centers in space. Meanwhile, at OpenAI, Altman has reportedly directed employees to improve ChatGPT to better compete with rivals. The AI firm is under increasing pressure after cutting several massive computing deals without showing how it'll "pay for the build-out."