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In Jensen’s interview with Joe Rogan, Jensen said with consumer grade GPUs encryption will not suffice for cyber security. He said he knows some computer scientists that are working on new formulas but I’m so uneducated in anything computer science related. So I asked grok because I hate sam Altman because he for sure killed that whistle blower in my opinion, and he screwed up the non profit. Anyways $LAES? Anyone with knowledge about what they’re doing and why it’s a yay or nae would be appreciated. TLDR, tell me if $LAES will get me LAID in the future

About to launch ChatGPT deep research to learn about why Sam Altman gets called Scam Altman sometimes 😎

this is your daily reminder that Sam Altman looks a lot like the Blue's Clues hosts

Sam Altman is that one nerd fuck in class who will set fire to the building just because he got 2nd place...the world will end because of him

I dont give a shit about who wins the ai race so long as it is not sam altman or elon musk. the last thing I want AGI to be is mecha-hitler(TM) or low quality emoji spam bot 9000.

MSFT thought they were Ai LeAdErS because they jumped in bed with Sam Altman. Reality is they have no differentiating AI product, everyone despises every product they make, and their cloud growth is only due to moving existing enterprise customers to their cloud - no AI startups (excluding OpenAI) choose Azure.

Do you think sam altman was beaten as a child

Sam Altman should’ve gone public last year. He thought he could rule the world forever.

Thanks for the input, Sam Altman.

Sam will try to launch it before Anthropic does, same way he always has with anything else

Sam? I thought it was Scam

LOL OpenAI IPO is dead on arrival and Sam Altman knows it. GOOG is eating OpenAI's lunch and everybody knows it. Sam wasted too much time making handshake deals with everybody that isn't google to make the company look amazing at IPO and now that sun has set. Can't go to daddy MSFT for more money and R&D because they're in the middle of a divorce. Sam should've IPO a year ago and dumped his bags a tillionaire

No joke 1$ deposit = 1 entry for HOOD willy wonka factory tour of gold bars... Just wait until those few lottery lucky folks find out they have to pay taxes on this 1 gram "gold bar" give away haha... after losing the whole deposit gambling (I mean strategically high risk 0DTE traded away). Uncle Sam gotta get his too.

Not sure who will be Enron, but OpenAI for sure is gonna be WeWork and Sam Altman will be Adam Neumann. Unfortunately this time, "WeWork" is intimately tied to half the stock market and propping up the economy :/

I think Sam can be counted on

All I need is for Sam Altman to slob on Jensen’s knob

Headlines when Google releases Gemini v4 - "Sam Altman declares code brown"

Want to truly understand how bad this bubble truly is? Read this incredible book by WSJ reporter, MIT Tech Review and Atlantic writer, Karen Hao. Get the audiobook and listen when you do chores. It's very easy to follow. Empire of AI: Dreams and Nightmares in Sam Altman's OpenAI https://a.co/d/hFWZRg3 She describes how they will keep throwing money at this, keep pumping it to make inequality worst it has ever been.

Daily Reminder: Sam Altman belongs on blues clues, and you belong at the fry station

Sam Altman killed my AI girlfriend!

Sam Altman's puppy dog eyes and cartoon mouth wont save him as he pleads and begs

Tim Apple and Sam Altman are about to make a rock hard deal on AI

_According to reports, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman declared a “code red,” urging employees to focus on significant upgrades to ChatGPT as competitors such as Google and Anthropic advance._ Call this a Mountain Dew

My friend walked into Sam Altman's office while he was updating his resume lmao 🤌🤌🤌🤌

I hope Sam Altman dies penniless.

OpenAI boss Sam Altman declares ‘code red’ over ChatGPT [https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/openai-boss-sam-altman-declares-115851653.html](https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/openai-boss-sam-altman-declares-115851653.html)

Hello Mr. Government, I would like $5 trillion dollars please as my AI company is paramount to the US and it's economy. Yours truly, Sam Altman (sent from my iPhone inside my $5m Koenigsegg hypercar)

Has anyone actually seen Saylor and Sam Altman in the same room at the same time?

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has declared a "code red" effort to improve ChatGPT's quality amid intensifying competition in the AI race Altman said OpenAI has more work to do to improve ChatGPT's personalization features, speed, reliability and capabilities to answer a wider range of questions. As a result, the startup will push back work on other initiatives, such as advertising, AI agents for health and shopping, and personal assistant Pulse. Altman also encouraged temporary team transfers, and said OpenAI would hold a daily call for staff working on improving ChatGPT.

Calls RDDT, these new fancy schmancy analytics they are offering on my comments about literal human shit are a real Sam Altman league game changer. Next gen social media

> OpenAI’s Altman Declares ‘Code Red’ to Improve ChatGPT as Google Threatens AI Lead > OpenAI Chief Executive Sam Altman told employees Monday that the company was declaring a “code red” effort to improve the quality of ChatGPT and delaying other products as a result, according to an internal memo viewed by The Wall Street Journal. lol https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/openais-altman-declares-code-red-to-improve-chatgpt-as-google-threatens-ai-lead-7faf5ea6?st=184XCa&reflink=article_copyURL_share

OpenAI is getting DeepSexed from all angles. Sam Altman should’ve cashed out.

this is your daily reminder that Sam Altman belongs on Blue's Clues

Dookie would have been my first ever CD but my brother bought the last one at Sam Goody. I had to get it on cassette.

Sam Altman stole Christmas

Sam Bankman Fried has told me to go all in on FTX, I got you bros….

Sam Altman - SCAM all AI investors for every penny

So you think we might have put a few people out of business today. That it's all for naught. You've been doing that everyday for almost forty years Sam. And if this is all for naught then so is everything out there. It's just money; it's made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat. It's not wrong. And it's certainly no different today than it's ever been. 1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901, 07, 29, 1937, 1974, 1987-Jesus, didn't that fuck up me up good-92, 97, 2000 and whatever we want to call this. It's all just the same thing over and over; we can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it, or stop it, or even slow it. Or even ever-so-slightly alter it. We just react. And we make a lot money if we get it right. And we get left by the side of the side of the road if we get it wrong. And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers. Happy fucks and sad sacks. Fat cats and starving dogs in this world. Yeah, there may be more of us today than there's ever been. But the percentages-they stay exactly the same.

Why in tf would META open source SAM 3? Does that mean they have something even better behind the scenes? Zuckerberg is really cooking up something insane. Or my whole position is going to turn to ash. It’s one or the other. 

If AI is gonna replace everyone except the guys jerking it in the circle jerk, who are the ads in AI chat bots gonna be targeting? Will it just be a bunch of ads targeting Sam Altmann?

Back from ban only cause my premium subscription to chat gbt can generate content even Sam Altman would blush at…and the mods dig it Jokes

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is on a quest to build an AI-first device that he says will be as revolutionary as the iPhone but will bring users peace and calm instead of more stress #IT'S A SEX ROBOT YAH FUCKING DUMBASS. THEY PAID JONY IVE BILLIONS TO MAKE A SEX ROBOT!!

sam oatman mode

I remember couple months ago you mofos said GOOG was danger of going extinct because ChatGPT was gonna eat its search lunch, AAPL is posed to die any moment for missing the AI train and NVDA had exclusive monopoly on AI hardware. GOOG AI is kicking Sam Altman's ass, kids still think iphone are better than ghetto androids and iphone sales continue to truck along and NVDA is sweating bullets on GOOG new TPU which is posed to eat its lunch.

Sam Altman = sam bankman-fried????

Set aide that $2 for Uncle Sam

What would Sam Altman do?

Sam Adams was a failed brewer

Two thanksgiving dinners, 3 glasses of wine and a sam Adams winter lager all before 5pm This is the way