SAM

It's not complicated. Bers shit in woods. Market hits ATHs. Uncle Sam gets a piece.

THE AMOUNT OF BEAR COPIUM IN HERE IS HARD TO BE AROUND. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A BEAR DEPORTATION EVENT. ALL BEARS WILL BE SENT TO A SAUDI ARABIAN MCDONALDS ATTACHED TO ONE OF SAM ALTMANS DATA CENTERS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS FILLED WITH SAD BERS COMPLAINING TO EACHOTHER.

Sam Altman... More like Sam FUCKEDMAN! LMAO 🤌🏼🤌🏼

NVDA bulls will have a lovely Thanksgiving: Sam Altman will be greeting everyone personally at the shelter. He’s a resident.

Let me get this right. Googl has the best models, their AI powers both Android and iphone, they have the chips, they have the cloud, the world's largest user base, and report is they will be powering Meta? Jensen and Sam better invent an AI to put the fries in the bag, because they'll need all the help they can get. The AI race is over.

Sundar spanking Sam and Jensen's asses right now

I need to talk to Dan Ives tailor... dress like Sam Rothstein

Overreaction to tpu is affecting nvda Nvda ain't going anywhere. SAM of TPU is not as much as GPU

Whole market held up by Sam Altman saying “trust me bro, I can definitely pay you guys”

The best part of googles rise is realizing how fucked Sam Altman is.

I wonder, if Google, the best candidate to win the AI race uses his TPU, and now Meta too, who the fuck needs Nvidia, Sam Cuckman?

Google is going to run a train on open ai. Hopefully Sam Altman crashes and burns.

Sam Altmans long game is wearables.

GOOG owned Sam Altman. This child doesn’t understand basic exit “principles”. Also, he’s a moron for thinking LLMs can ever lead to AGI.

As a holder of puts, whom can I sue for not releasing these economic reports? Uncle Sam?

A while back Sam Altman made a comment about how ChatGPT will eventually replace salesforce/saas and CRM stock tanked Yesterday CRM founder Marc Benioff made some tweet saying “omg Gemini 3 is so good, I just cancelled my ChatGPT subscription and I’m never going back” Fucking hilarious they’re just saying shit to hurt each other

sundar is actually turning sam altmans bussy inside out and finger fucking it until it bursts at the seams

Sam altman is going to fail. Company is shit. Google and many others will run a train on his ass while he can’t turn a profit. He’s homosexual so he’ll enjoy it. Wish him the worst.

Sam Altman is just Elizabeth Holmes little brother

I remember clowns here bearish on GOOG last year because they thought OpenAI/MSFT was gonna steam roll them. And how the tables turn, MSFT is divorcing OpenAI scrambling to come up with their own in house AI, OpenAi/Sam Altman admitted GOOG is kicking their asses in the AI wars and GOOG just got upgraded to buy.

When the AI bubble pops Uncle Sam is gonna just give Jamie another bank again. Hard to bet against that

Remember that one time Sam Altman killed a guy

Scam Altman wanting a government backstop and loan kinda makes sense now... When $GOOGL showed up sam just saw billion of investor money he will never see again lol

Daily Reminder that if Sam Altman fails to make a reality-warping AI he is still a shoe-in to star on Blue's Clues

This GOOGL run up might be because of that leaked report where Sam says Google is kicking their ass 

Imagine a prison cell shared by Sam Altman, Sam Bankman-Fried, and Martin Shkreli. What a cursed toilet wine rotation.

#Sam is too young and he knows Elon will always say he was a co-founder LMAO🤌

TOMORROW WILL BE A REVERSE RUGGENING FOR THE BEARS. I FOR ONE THINK THEY DESERVE IT DUE TO THE NON STOP DOOM AND GLOOM VIBES THEY HAVE BEEN SENDING OUT. END OF THE DAY TOMORROW WE WILL TAKE A VOTE TO DEPORT THEM TO SAUDI ARABIA. THEY WILL WORK AT A SAM ALTMAN OWNED DATA CENTER AT THE MCDONALDS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS BUT MUCH HOTTER AND WAY MORE DYSTOPIAN.

Canadians bragging about how their 1% compares with ours and not worried about what an ambulance costs. https://i.ibb.co/TDB667Kk/image.png Yea but do you have tech bros like Sam Altman with a badass $20M Koenigsegg, McLaren F1s and AI memes as good as the USA?

Sam Altman in therapy after using gemini 3

GOOG remembers the dotcom bubble, getting cheap money... Sam Altman was about 5 years old.

Sam Altman runs a shitcoin named Worldcoin, just look it up. How anyone can give him a single penny blows my mind!

Sam Altman thought he was going to be a trillionaire , they better IPO fast.

Nah man, Sam Altman in Mclaren's garage 🤢🤮

“Google is fucking me in the azz” -Sam Altman

Sam Altman is the greatest con artist of the 21st century, the downfall of openAI will be glorious to watch

and Sam Altman get ID checked.

A homosexual jew and Sam Altman walk into a bar.

That Sam Altman leaked memo got me ALL KINDS of bullish.

I blame ORCL for killing the AI trade. Guiding 5 years out and french kissing Sam Altman was a bad move.

Damn, nice. 10x. We clearly have different strategies and it’s great to see that ports can grow many different ways. Enjoy that quick $500 profit on that trade! (Make sure to set some aside in a sterile non-traded account for Uncle Sam in a few months).

Sam altman 2 years ago:" We will end Google and win everything". Sundar pichai & demis hasabis: => nahh man. Don't think so. =>releases best video model, Llm, image generation all for free & integrates Ai all across ecosystem. => Doesn't finance externally because Google makes $135B in profit after $70B in buybacks, 90b in Capex, 13b in dividends & $40b in acquisitions a year. =>$GOOG wins cloud contracts for $155B backlog, growing more then AWS/AZURE. Builds data centre for cloud all over USA. Biggest in the world for India, first in turkey, all over Europe for the eurpoors. => picks up side project. Builds underwater sea cables to connect the entire world with internet and makes others pay for it $$$. =>people scream "But..but google search is dead. Ai browsers and Llm will kill google search brooo" =>GOOGLE EARNINGS: SEARCH ACCELERATE AT 12% on $250B! 85% market share on chrome. People can't stop click ads. more profit at 70% margins. => market panics....maybe google was the leader? Not sure, but let me invest $100B in no revenue quantum shitco or AI company with no product. => Google Cooks... supposed self driving leader. Tesla???? Hold up. 3000 waymo cars. USA 🇺🇸, London 🇬🇧, Japan 🇯🇵. On track to hit $1B revenue as scaling goes exponential. Builds mega plant in USA to ship waymo like Chinese made toys => market: wait..but.. you aren't supposed to..search?? => Google: NOT DONE YET. 2% of all human watch time is yotube. Gets 15% of all watch time on anything. Prints more $ then $NFLX. ADS keep pumping. Premium users increase daily. => $GOOG: beat after beat after beat....Even Donny T. tells judges to stop lawsuits and let google COOK. no legal fears for google. => starts to ship weekly. Android for PC, Ai browser, first company with ADS in Llm, Apple x gemini, Salesforce x gemini, meta x gemini... Scam altman: " oh shit....ummm. we are announcing a deal with openai and nvida to get more money to burn. We spent $5b on AI slop SORA which lasted 2 weeks and now users have left. We will be profitable, we just need more GPU. Jensen pls" Google in 2 years: => "Alphabet buys OpenAi after bankruptcy for $5m"

Sam Altman started the bubble and popped the bubble

Sam Altman? More like suck my balls man Gemini gang

HOOOOLY FUCK $GOOGL DOWN 2% FROM PRE HIGH EVERYTHING GOING RED FUCK YOU SAM ALTMAN BITCH

Ya’ll see that video of Sam Altman saying he’s going to ask the AI how to become profitable?

Some of you thought Sam Bankman-Fried’s girlfriend was hot and it shows

> *SAM ALTMAN TOLD COLLEAGUES LAST MONTH THAT GOOGLE’S RECENT PROGRESS IN AI COULD “CREATE SOME TEMPORARY ECONOMIC HEADWINDS FOR OUR COMPANY": THE INFORMATION > *OPENAI’S TECH LEAD IS NARROWING AND ITS CASH BURN PROJECTIONS HAVE RAISED QUESTIONS AMONG INVESTORS: THE INFORMATION I really want Google to win the AI race despite having barely any exposure outside indexes but only because Sam, Zuck, and Elon all have a god complex that cannot be fed into. But also because it would be really fucking funny.

Sam Altman informed colleagues last month that Google’s recent advancements in AI might create “temporary economic headwinds” for OpenAI, according to The Information According to The Information, OpenAI's technological advantage is diminishing, and its projected cash expenditures have prompted investor concerns. OpenAI is going to fuk up the entire circlejerk. 😂.