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$GOOGL $MSFT SAM ALTMAN TOLD COLLEAGUES LAST MONTH THAT GOOGLE’S RECENT PROGRESS IN AI COULD “CREATE SOME TEMPORARY ECONOMIC HEADWINDS FOR OUR COMPANY" OPENAI’S TECH LEAD IS NARROWING AND ITS CASH BURN PROJECTIONS HAVE RAISED QUESTIONS AMONG INVESTORS: THE INFORMATION BUBBLEEEEE EXPLODING

But Sam Altman said there was money in the banana stand

Who is gonna turn an actual profit out of these chips before they are obsolete and need to be replaced with new ones? Nvidia is up 1600% in the last 3 years. You are just very late to the party. Sam Altman was talking about curing cancer and making mankind immortal a few years ago. Turns out the best usage for AI is to render pedo chat bots and making studio gibli portraits of celebrities.

Tech trade is smoked hu. That freak Sam altman went around promising to spend 1.2 trillion from a company that makes no money

I can't help but think... This is probably Obama's fault. Or Sam Altman.

Mark Zuckerberg in a group WhatsApp chat with Jensen Huang, Elon, Sam Altman: Are we cooked chat?

Sam Altman is in shambles

With the 1st pick of the NFL Draft, the Bears select... Sam Altman Stanford Dropout

Unironically some people will become this dependent on chatgpt, calls on sam cultman

If the trend continues, one day Sam Altman too will either have a GenZ haircut or have a bimbo wife. The prophecy has been foretold.

Sam Altman stole my balls for “ai training” 😔

Uncle sam will catch up to you for not holding it

Sam Altman cut me in line at blue bottle coffee and when I “hey there’s a line” he just looked at me like 👁️👄👁️

Sam Altman? More like…Scam Ballsman

You don’t get it Sam Altman says it’s not a bubble.

Sam Altman strikes me as a guy who has surprisingly large areolas. He just has that kind of vibe.

Sam Altman is getting slowly dog walked by Google. Jensen chip demand will slowdown Where you getting the money from Sam??? HUH Sundar x sergey x Larry x Demis the goat

I hope it dumps so fcken hard Sam Altman ends up on a bread line.

In Sam Altman i just need a donation of all the worlds money and water for my shitty product in return I present a bubble

hi, im sam altman, i need 7 trillion dollars

BER WIVES WILL BE DEPORTING THEIR HUSBANDS TO SAUDI ARABIA TO WORK ON SOME DYSTOPIAN SAM ALTMAN FARM

Would love to see the math on what percentage of NVDA's revenue projections are tied to promises of payment by Sam Altman

I wonder if Sam Altmans middle name is CTRL

Damn what if Sam Altman is in the files?

Beware of homosexual Jews like Sam Altman. They will peg and plug you and steal your wallet.

They didn't invite sam Altman to the white house dinner today. You would think with OpenAI putting up 1 trillion of investments they would but only Elon, Tim cook, Jensen, Michael Dell, Lisa Su got invited

What's the Polymarket over/under for Sam Altman going to prison?

Sam Altman is a gae welfare queen

Didnt SoftBank guy sell all of his Nvidia shares to invest in open ai. Why the worries about open AI not meeting spending commitment. Seems lots of big dogs getting behind that freak Sam altman.

If that were the case Sam Altman would stop doing public interviews because the guy is clearly in over his head They have <30% equity stake to my knowledge unless that has changed 

I’m with you. I don’t think Open is going to survive much longer independently and will probably get bought my MSFT soon, maybe within 12 months. NVDA seems under water with raw power cooling off and of course Uncle Sam will be the knight in shining armor while tax payers take the biggest loss 

I knew Sam Altman was Jewish but I didn’t know he was a homosexual. Yikes.

Ya but they don’t make money and are burning investor cash. This isn’t like the old days of “ten free articles a week then pay me” customer acquisition strategy. Open AI is currently burning 20 b a quarter. Who is going to keep paying for it other than Uncle Sam?

Hi, I'm Sam Altman. I need $7 trillion dollars please

MSFT downgrade was a long time coming. They haven't done anything significant other than play 2nd fiddle to Sam Altman/OpenAI's tune just riding Altman's coattails. But this new AI deal with NVDA that doesn't involve openAI is very exciting. It means Nadella is taking the upcoming divorce from OpenAI seriously and is making their own independent in house AI

Can’t stand that thing Sam Altman does with his voice ngl. It’s like nails on a chalkboard for me

>SAM ALTMAN: ENOUGH! This was the top btw

>Jensen Huang: in addition to our paying customers our earnings include $50 billion in IOU coupons from Sam Altman

_"Sam Altman sometimes wishes in OpenAI were public so haters could short the stock—‘I would love to see them get burned on that’," per FORTUNE._ Bro wants to be Elon so bad

It was bout that time I noticed that the girl scout was about 6 feet tall and a man from the OPENAI. I said, "Dammit, Sam! I aint giving you no tree fiddy billion!"

"How much of your future revenue projections are linked to promises from Sam Altman?" should be a standard question in every earnings call

Sorry Sam, no IPO for you hit me back in a few years

YouTube keeps showing me the Quantum Leap episode where Sam looks in the mirror and asks if he is “well regarded”. Is it trying to tell me something? Puts it is.

BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman and Michael saylor seen sucking dick behind Wendy's

Short $SAM is always free money 💰 🤑🤑

So Satochi is actually Uncle Sam? Samtochi?

Sam Altman looks like he’s wearing someone else’s skin

The CEO of Google (Sundar Pichai) and Elon Musk look like best friends...I mean check how they compliment and reply to each other on X....only thing left is heart emoji at this point At the other hand, Elon Musk and Sam Altman hate each other

Sam Altman hasn't posted anything about AGI for a while...

Sam Altman is somehow gonna be a trillionaire off of a billion dollar company