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Why does TSLA moon? Why does a bear shit in the woods and then get shot by a high powered hunting rifle?

AMZN puts for earnings. No shot surprise is more than 50%

ya i have the off brand vivarin knockoff i need a shot to cleanse my palate

bruh my back is shot what even

I just saw the long walk and I feel it's a metaphor for capitalism. But more importantly the market. All those bynd bag holders getting shot and left in the road. 

Spent all weekend planning what to buy monday, and now everything already shot up.

American greedo shot first

50/50 shot the asteroid is an alien ship that kills us all or just a giant mass of rare earths that trump will claim win-win

The last 2-3 years I’ve made more than half a million off online carers that guru types push online and the people mock Gonna give e-commerce a shot

You've got a better shot than the poor fools who bought at 6.

No reason to be sad if your option goes worthless, now you don't have to waste a day trade!, you get another shot at greatness!

I need GLD to take a rabies shot like Thad castle over the weekend or else I will have to sit on a golden dildo

"Sometimes the best shot, is no shot at all" -Wayne Gretzky

Shanghai gold warrants shot up to 86,000 Kg (7% of gold production) just this week and you’re telling me $GLD is still below $400? Rigged

No shot we’re selling off today

My ORCL 287.50 calls could actually print tomorrow. Long shot, but looking like I’ll probably be able to close ITM

It was his inheritance, not surprised he would just sell and recover it, imagine he’d be bleeding out way more until recently lol, no shot he held

we got mister big shot over here

I bought 10 IONQ $61c expiring 11/14 before close. Dunno if that's the right play, but they shot up today.

Yeah exactly, but companies like oklo catch a bit cause people think it could power an actual new data center, no shot

SPX so close to ATH, a money shot would get it past the finish line.

You miss every shot you take - Michael Scott

The only thing that would make 100% sense is if BYND dumped to $1.50 and shot back to $8 an hour later. Sidelined, but wish you all the best.

Hey folks so you know how the squiggly line ended up red yesterday? I think just to change things up we try green today. I’m not saying we have to COMMIT to it, I know the red is pretty — and it brings out the color in your eyes! — but let’s give it a shot?

Rgti shot up overnight, what's the news?

load up another K shot and try again Elon

Why is GLXY being taken out back and shot

Microsoft price tag was just risen again. Buy Microsoft and not some shot fake meat company you retards

My buddy is angry with me for getting upset when he said to me, in front of my wife, “Hey, remember that girl Samantha with the lazy eye? And you had to get a penicillin shot?” What an asshole!

taking a shot everytime gold flips red to green or green to red. already 3 shots in 3 minutes. get me drunk you dirty bastard

Bagholding $NBIS. I fucked up, holy shot

I have a screen shot from last Thursday where I wanted to place a call option order for BYND while it was at .60 something cents Strike price $1. Expiring October 31st… 100 contracts for like $600 something dollars… Today those options would be worth $30,000. The reason I didn’t buy? FIDELITY WOULDNNT LET ME BUY OPTIONS ON A “PENNY STOCK”. It stopped me when I hit place trade. $600–> $30,000 WHAT THE FUCK.

Who tf goes to Six Flags? I might take a shot and hope he drops a, "I'M GOING TO SIX FLAGS!" after they beat the Lions in the Super Bowl this year.

Threw the last $75 of my small port into AMD 257.5C for Friday. Long shot of long shots

NVO. Orange boy shot the price this week with his “I wIlL gEt $150 PrIcE bC aMeRiCa” and they have just announced lay offs, return to work on Jan1, and finalized multiple buyouts in the last month. Not to mention CFO becoming new CEO. Wall St loves a financial man running a company.

Just a reminder that people watched GLD hit this price on Friday and didn’t buy then bitched yesterday when it shot back up 🤷🏽‍♂️

Apple just shot up, it feels like AMZNs rip is coming soon

#WHO SHOT BTC 😩😤🤬

It’s amazing how easily you can go from big hit shot winner to total loser in the market all in one day. Up $2k early on and then make a few dumb moves and suddenly down $2k. $4k overall loss and it can happen so quickly by purchase ng a bunch of contracts thinking you’re being slick

That shot hits 50c I’m out lol

They got fucked a lot less hard when crypto took a shot last week. They also recovered today to pre guh levels unlike Bitf.

no shot this many people are using robinhood, yall gotta switch

If UNH hits 370'this week I'm buying all you regards a shot..leave your booze preference below 😍😍🥹

like 80% of all my nw has been created basically been leveraging bigly at btc drops bought so much mstr at 280 and 270 options hit or miss, tsla gives me schmoney but everything fails in comparison to internet money. its my conviction. i look at gold. no shot it doesn't full send like gold bruh. i am dangerously long. if it goes up, i retire. if it doesn't, i lose money, won't be broke but it'll hurt fuck it bruh, full send this shit, reward me for being a degen!

It's not a bubble like they're all saying its a cannonball that is about to be shot towards the moon

🥭 by a long shot. Only a few simps give a shit who Tom Lee is.

Here to talk shit. Corn is worthless, and is not digital gold. Change my mind *gets shot*

Relax big shot

I'm telling you Ai is gonna get so much backlash. Just saw a sora 2 video that used 2pacs last picture of him in the car with the Ai follow thru of him getting shot.

I learn new lessons all the time and I keep getting better every week. My latest lesson learned is when you’re down and out in the market the market likely will give you a get out of bad trade free card. You get one! After that you’re back to bleeding money until your contracts are worthless. You get roughly one shot at getting back to even or slightly up and that’s your cue to get out. If you don’t and start feeling greedy then the market will punish you