SHOT

Jesus Christ just fucking go down already, let’s get this shot over with so we can move on

spy hit 671~ 4x since december and always shot up atleast 3% right after. calls here.

Good way to get shot

I really think 🌮 officially went off the deep end. "Im just going to take a little detour" he said twice like Neil McCauley in Heat to get Waingro.😂 He really believes he's steering a ship and nobody else on the boat matters. Ever since the SC shot down tariffs he went crazy.

Crazy how China is getting pretty much everything it wants out of the crisis without a single open threat or firing a single shot. That's real power right there. Or many it's just a gentleman's agreement between everyone to prevent a total global financial and inflationary crisis because they're the world's manufacturing hub and exporter.

Top Gun 3: Friendly Fire Maverick and an AI 🤖 Goose 🪿 are accidentally shot down by friendly fire and rescued by the Ayatollahs harem and hidden away in a secret opium den. That’s it, that’s the movie

Light Crude just shot up- any new news?

I’m super bearish. Currently in dubai and heard 3 drones being shot down. Super scary

I bout puts bc they shot up rhianna house

Is this why oil price shot up

One day it won’t. And today every single pop was sold off there was so much selling pressure and very little buying. Tomorrow has a good shot at opening at the overnight lows. Don’t worry bout me tho. I’m just a gay ber.

Gey Ber Oilcels coping thinking the straight of homosexual being shot at with bottle rockets is going to make the market tank

Yo, old news. Nobody cares. Casualties of war, my friend. Any idea how many kids had to be shot for getting too close to the perimeter? Any idea how many kids got FUCKED UP by mines? Grow the fuck up, kid.

That's what I was thinking too, I don't have puts or anything but all of that momentum got shot from Mondays run.

Selling calls is a sure shot way for me to make the stock fly So you counter it by buying calls...

BREAKING NEWS: IRAN shot down PATH this evening. No survivors!! Condolences to their wife’s and their wife’s boyfriend

Around this time of the day lately spy will just do a straight shot deep into the green

Any sign of a possible break is immediately shot down. Fuck you MMs

"Oil companies should just use the strait" Mr President 2 shipping vessels were shot to shit when they did

someone give taco a tranquilizer shot so he can shut the hell up

If troops will be in the ground, then the real shitshow starts. Army of 1+ million strong. And they all truly hate everything American. Imagine how many ied’s and rpg’s will be placed and shot 😵‍💫

LMAO - When I walked up on her I thought she had a normal sized drink then I realized she was holding a shot glass in her baby hands. I was drunk and did not fully realize what was happening until she hopped off the bar stool.

You got a better shot at winning Powerball than buying a TSLA put.

"If you're in a public place and only three people get shot why would you even panic"

They’re letting Chinese ships through. They just shot at three ships that weren’t Chinese for going through lol. 

Bol be like "3 boats got shot at? I guess it will only be a SPY 2% gain instead of my projected 3% gain."

Dear mr algo quant fund. Why dont you stop buying into a market that crashes down on every single tweet and news. Dont propose like we are in a bull market with no war, when you are then shitting your pants on every single little tweet. I propose to just wait until everything has cleared out and then shoot your shot again on pumping this market. Maybe also just sell this thing off and dont buy every single dip. Would also be beneficial for my puts. Thanks

My grandma is 95. I think she has a shot at the presidency in 2028

Or got like a big cannon and shot it across

Bruh, how do we still have B2 bombers Iran shot down like 200 of them

Yeah how the fuck do I do that, I’m a retard trading on Robinhood with some play money not some hot shot haha

"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow"

Quick recap of today: SPY rallied in the early hours, then dumped right before close, shot up midday and then fell to finish flat. Literally theta gang’s dream day.

Jake Paul wants a shot at the loser

Yeah I could give it a shot 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ohhh, so you moved out of your Mom's basement and into Gram's? Look at Mister big shot here, got his own Grandma and her basement. Fucking humble bragging, I swear

it was a bet we win some we lose some good shot bro, good shot

I exited my position on oil sunday because as soon as it shot up I knew admin was going to spam every knob on the stove trying to unburn their Thanksgiving turkey. Even I am a little shocked by the blatant manipulation though

That’s what bools get for talking shot to bers

There's no shot they didn't cook the absolute shit out of CPI in combo with the bad jobs numbers get a rate cut guaranteed. (I have calls)

lets imagine they actually did escort a tanker are we expected to believe this is replicable for the next 150 that are stranded? how does that affect shipping costs? Just because the Navy doesn't mind getting shot at doesn't mean every single tanker is going to run the gauntlet . This is zero sum game that ends in a tanker getting hit and oil jumping to $150 overnight . DELUSIONAL

US consulate shot at in Toronto.

I shit you not. Two weeks ago r/ValueInvesting said to avoid HIMS at all costs I figured they prob got something right because I didn't see a reason for HIMS to go up .. Then it shot up 45% lol

so when tf will all the bad macro news i.e nfp, tariff shot down, jobs, cpi, pce, will start to fucking matter?

Taking a shot every time someone thinks they're really smart and sees through everything and uses the term "exit liquidity". There's only water in the shots but it will still probably be enough to kill me considering how much people like using that term.

No shot

It's just the active alkaloid in kratom, so it's the same thing but also something else entirely as it's a short cut, you can just pop a pill or drink a shot of it and get really high really fast just like with oxy or heroin.