SHOT

I knew I should have bailed on NFLX calls for a small loss when it shot up to 2.8% yesterday... sigh The fuck. I guess hold till march and pray

I sold my calls. That’s why it has shot up. You’re welcome.

Yeah sold some puts at a massive gain this morning then it shot up

Best news all day is that none of you cucks won the Powerball. I still have a shot at 1.5 billion

Yeah way less than that by a fucking long shot 

Take a shot every time Trump says a LIE

take a shot everytime he says greatest

take a shot every time mango says dem hoax

Buying calls with a few months on them on target and a few other retailers hurt by 🥭 tariffs . When those shits get shot down them stonks will go up biggly

Livestream is only a Goodyear Blimp shot of the White House

Santa got shot out of the sky 🧑‍🦼‍➡️

So tlry gonna moon shot here right?

I know it looks bad, but I’d like to remind you all of the past, October 2023. We had a nasty selloff of 10% and it looked like the end. However, all it took was one good CPI report and we shot right back up as if the selloff never happened. Tomorrow we find out if we’re fucked

Roll into tomorrow and you might have a shot.

So nobody needs the fat shot or AI anymore hu. I'm fucked

santa shot dead in houston

Santa ain’t coming to save you He got shot down in the Caribbean

In the prediction market the money is made based on someone scoring of missing a shot.. simple.. easy to see.. makes sense.. buy SPY calls and it magically drops 5 bucks for no reason in the world just because it fucking felt like it.. its actually insane I put thousands there..

684c ? Or 678p? Playing cash account so I only get one shot

I been burning my old furniture, so much easier than hauling that shot away. Wish I could buys some IKEA shares

Honestly I think you have a good shot at hitting. I think the Warner bros deal will be huge for them.

Cramer shot Amazon by saying it was a buy.

Santa got shot down by a predator drone somewhere near the coast of Venezuela Word is he was hauling cocaine for all the good little boys and girls There were no survivors

Tesla is the best stock right now. Only thing not getting shot down with the rest of the market.

triple shot of espresso, an alani and a vyvanse before lunch.

Insane support here, no shot of a pull back

Ooof, VVIX got shot and fell off the tower

My nerves are shot. This much stress hormone in the mornings can't be good

take a shot every time you think about selling and you won't worry about selling anymore

WHAT THE FUCK STOCKS DRILLING, JUST FAILED MY CALC FINAL, I need to get shot like rn in the head preferably

I think ber shot me 

Day 4 of ORCL contagion tomorrow Drink a shot every time CNBC says systemic risk tomorrow

Ya'll know how a sling shot works? The more we drop in futes, the more we catapult at open.

I’m not buying anything until I see more crying and blood shot eyes.

This is Saylor’s burner, no shot it isn’t 

When if the beta names are down big pre market tomorrow or later that’s the bottom. Market doesn’t like being told what it’s going to do by pre market when shit goes to shot

This is not bottom bul, not by a long shot

1, at that size, you should be trading SPX, not SPY.. and 2, maybe instead of bailing on your entire position, give trailing stops a shot, at least on a portion of it. Being able to let your winners run is the difference between beating the index handily or barely squeaking by.

This shot is so boring holy

Santa shot down and sleigh looted by crowd on way to your house

When President Trump declared the highest U.S. duties in nearly a century in April, he promised the tariffs would revitalize American manufacturing, bring back middle-class jobs and buoy the economy. Economic experts weren’t sold. They forecasted peril for the nation’s GDP, and expectations of a recession shot up. #THEY WERE BOTH WRONG!!

Who put their dick into the money printer? Who shot Santa Claus? Someone needs to be held accountable, this is unacceptable.

No shot this goes red

Who shot GOOG

Shot Satan in the face.

Kinda fucked up that the market is celebrating people getting shot

Take a shot every time Dr Burry predicts a bubble

Don’t wanna get shot at a mass shooting, don’t go outside, that’s why I do.

I think ill have one more shot at the real thing at some point

Not sure if this is some kind of omen but Santa just shot himself on my roof and came tumbling down my chimney. It's left a big red smear all the way down. What does this mean? Should I call animal control to collect the reindeer? They look pretty mangy this year.