SHOT

Yeah and how did the guy who tackled the terrorist get shot?

I got a shot

Better shot of gold hitting $5k

#Most American saying ever: "I got shot but don't call an ambulance because it costs too much" LMAO🤌

gave myself a shot of ozempic so i can save money on food and have more for puts

Providence Police confirmed multiple people shot in the area of Brown University Saturday afternoon.

I’m going to take a shot for every 25 bps SPY goes up on Monday. For every 25 bps down, I’ll also take a shot but add in some bath salts to really spice things up

20 people shot? Fml these assholes treating real life like Cyberpunk 2077

Gemini said they have an estimated market cap of 36-39 billion and are an established player in the medical supply space, but not the biggest by along shot. Seems like a solid company but I have no idea whether or not their IPO is a good entry.

Can’t get the flu from a flu shot

you only get one shot. ask eminem. you gotta full port those puts buddy

Praying this is exactly like the friday before Thanksgiving where we shot up 5% in a week afterwards

Somebody planted fake news to buy Oracle holy fucking shot

If you don't think our economy is shot - Here is a summary of recent positive developments for GOOGL, which is down FOUR % over the last week with all their good news: Google partnered with the UK's National Quantum Computing Centre (NQCC). The collaboration will give UK researchers access to Google's quantum processors to accelerate the discovery of real-world applications for quantum computing. Google announced new features and partnerships to support the web ecosystem. The goal is to help search users find more original and helpful content. Google Cloud announced the deployment of its Gemini for Government service on the U.S. Department of War's GenAI.mil platform. Google is rolling out new ad formats. These include Ads in AI Overviews and new tests for ads within AI Mode responses. The company is also introducing tools like Smart Bidding Exploration and channel-level performance reporting for Performance Max campaigns. Alphabet's stock has shown strong performance. Analysts have noted a "bullish momentum" following positive developments in AI and cloud deals.

Santa's sled has been shot down and now Santa is being nipple tortured in Jpows basement! 😭😭

Well my calls are shot , now it’s just seeing if we go -2% on spy

My female incarnation is a 4/10 pretending to be prestige ..lip synicing to slop black music on titlktok making sure to get her nails in shot

Katapult holdings on a premarket moon shot run because they just announced a merger this early morning with Aaron's...forming a $4B company that will keep their brands but integrate their ecosystem. Just do it, send it, torch the shorts!!

gf and i are drunk. shes down to send slutty pics to the first few to dm before we rail another shot and commit to dumbass options tomorrow.

gf and i are drunk. shes down to send slutty pics to the first few to dm before we rail another shot and commit to dumbass options tomorrow.

They brought out a reindeer with a red nose and they didn't let it play any games, they just shot it.

My boy randomly bought a $15c for NX and they shot up 20% on earnings bro really has retard luck

Well, shit. Took a shot, asked a cute coworker if she wanted to get drinks or something sometime since she put in her two week notice and I got a yes. Didn't plan this far ahead.

A couple Tylenol with a shot of jack, two cum dumps, hot pocket for breakfast and a decent morning dump. I'm ready to lose some money!

they need an injection shot that converts body fat into cash

Every other retailer that has had their earnings this quarter went up like 30%, and you want to bet against Lulu after it's down 52% on a year where it has grown earnings each quarter? The same quarter where black Friday reports stated that Lulu was one of the busiest stores by a long shot? (Due to aggressive sales admittedly). Wild bet to make ngl Meanwhile Costco is insanely overvalued and has no positive catalysts Puts on this man's decision making skills

Santa's sleigh got shot down by the military as he was flying over Venezuela

So are we going to get a one-month shot of $40B QE (on a $6T balance sheet, that's whatever), or $40B/month every month? (Jesus Christ).

oracle has just been shot

No shot let us see this

this fucking guy trying to get JPOW shot

ORCL just got shot or something ? LMAOOOOOO

Literally shot up as I ordered my puts and smoked my stops. They were waiting for me to do it actually wtf

Jpow drinking game. Take a shot for every data dependent and price stability said.

takin' behind the barn and shot!

We gotta go back, I missed my shot and panicked like a weak paper handed bech

Wife just asked me if I wanted to survive the initial strike. I said survive. I haven't shot my guns in a long while

Is this why PLTR shoot up? It’s an hour before it shot up tho https://www.wsj.com/business/logistics/navy-strikes-deal-with-palantir-for-ai-overhaul-of-submarine-maintenance-848f15f2

Why is Trump in PA he's going to get shot.

I have to tell you that when I was in the Marines and we had to use up our ammo before the weekend was over those single shot m16s were so tiring to fire. Even three round bursts were bs

PSKY owning WBD is the worst possible case...Kushner, aka Diaper Don's family, would own CNN...not a good look americans, not a good look at all. Huge disaster...Orange Tacoman fucking hates CNN, and he has been out to get them forever, and he finally has his shot, he will just either shut it down, or turn it into a diaper don worshipping news network.

10 year bond yields shot up. data not good. fed will cut anyway (they shouldn't, but they will)

So I bought 5 QQQ 4dte calls 10 minutes before regular market close. Then QQQ shot up in the final 10 minutes, and is continuing to go up AH. I dine well tonight 😋🥩🍷

Ok, who shot Google? And why?

Just drank a shot of bourbon for the brothers we lost in the fake meat implosion of 2025. You're always in thoughts, fellas 🥹

I AM GOO... oh, fuck fuck fuck who shot my GOOGL :(

50/50 shot and you call manipulation when you pick wrong smh

Could go to $0 or could go to infinity. 50/50 shot

They took Santa out to the back n shot him