SHOT

He's a BALLER, SHOT CALLER...

Alexa play some much mexican feel like getting tequala shot

Can't believe Hims managed to end the day with it's 40% increase intact Oh well was worth a shot

CRWV sucked its own dong all day long and then shot up 3 bucks in final minutes 

someone needs to follow trump around with a live shot of futures so he immediately knows when he's saying something stupid, because apparently Stonks Go Down is the only thing he understands

Getting shot by lasers

This works to the tune of "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die." No need to thank me.

Nervously holding one CL contract as it shot up at open. Got scared and closed it in 5 minutes lol

No shot he says it’s over

That was a fully regarded day, but thankfully I grabbed profits from the bottom today before we shot back up. Remember folks, don't ever get greedy take your wins and move on.

There were drones shot down not 20 minutes ago,

doubled down on oil here. this is my last shot. down 20% today.

yesterday WSB was super worried they'd never be able to buy oil before it shot up to $150

Totally surprised oil pulled back after that spike. This shit ain't over by a long shot. and what happens when countries have to replenish their reserves?

Some chick shot 10 rounds into Rihannas house like what did Rihanna ever do but look fine as hell

So they installed the jr who the war killed his dad, wife and his son in one shot. Yeah that's gonna end in change, sure.

Old people are about to start complaining about grocery prices again. I can feel it But anyway since we're entering a war economy I hope we can all agree that walking up to a cashier and saying "I'll give you something to do" gets you shot at dawn.

RDDT will be down 7% tomorrow, GOOG -4%. I'm cooked lol. At least my $340 GOOG March 20 CCs have no shot of hiting lmfao.

I’ll be buying oil puts this Friday for sure. No shot they let these shenanigans in the strait continue for much longer

Actually it was just slowly buying Netflix under $84. I bought a few hundred shares per day and got up to 7k shares before it shot up to $99 this week.

One of the biggest economic indicators in western countries is antisemitism. There are plenty of historical examples of increased antisemitism and economic decline. Canada: Synagogues and Jewish schools being shot at, subject to arson and threatened basically weekly.

So the US defense on why its missile attack wasn’t war crime is that Iran would have shot missles later? Seems legit

The U.S. just shot down a flying carpet

The “nothing ever happens” guy must’ve been shot back in early 2025

There’s absolutely zero shot of nuclear war. The U.S. and Israel already have free rein to destroy Irans military and production infrastructure using conventional weapons. Russia isn’t going to use nukes to help Iran. They didn’t use nukes when Ukraine was pushing into Kursk, or at any other point of the war. Zero shot they bust them out to help the Iranians. Iran bombing Israel’s Dimona site is meaningless. Almost zero shot any munitions penetrate, and given they’ve warned in advance they’ll hit the site I doubt that anything even makes it past defenses. The only “nuclear” risk factor is something like the Bushehr nuclear plant being hit by serious munitions. That or the entire country dissolving and the enriched uranium falling under the control of some militia group that makes a dirty bomb. Doesn’t seem like the government is collapsing yet though.

Really though there is zero shot the average American is going to weather another round of inflation like we had the past few years

that place is the weirdest sub ever for being the OG calling people snowflakes. They insta-ban anyone who even tries to have an opposing opinion that doesn't tow the loony bin line. Even "normal" conservative points often get shot down.

Really? Right in front of my shot glasses???

Fun Game: Take a shot each time the SPY hits 675.

the shot clock is off. what you gonna do

Damn, missed my selling chance when SPY shot up to 676

After this recession fatties won’t be able to afford their willpower shot.  Calls on WEN

Yeah I’m not trading this today. Feel like it’s fallen too much for puts but no shot I buy calls

RIP to the new BLS guy's job. No shot mungo's gonna be happy

It gets shot 

No shot

Yeah I didn't cash in today when it shot up to 685 and diamond handed and was kicking myself.

Iran will take years. They have missiles for decades. They’re using missiles now that break into 80 smaller missiles. Iron Dome has no shot. Pun intended.

Just saw this guy begging to be shot to mars. Like an open plea to anyone working for nasa. Said he has no education and his English is weak but hes willing to do anything and emphasized ANYTHING... wtf is wrong with ppl. If you read between the lines basically said he'd do ghey stuff for assisted suicide

No shot.  You should have heard the insane forecasts and dollar amounts management is forecasting.  They have visibility until 2028 with major products and customers.  

I have a better shot with a 15 leg parlay than trying to figure w/e the fuck this market is. 

US fighter jet shot down in Iraq, search for pilot ongoing: https://x.com/faytuks/status/2029657911723434137?s=46

BREAKING: The V was accidentally shot down by Kuwait

ASTS just got shot by a rocket

Hormuz closure is going through the end of the month. 🥭needs leverage in China summit with tariffs being shot down. China gets 50% of their oil through the strait…

My COIN $300 05/25/2026 Calls shot up 135% today, and I’m still down 85% on the position

You think he lasered straight through 3 lined up in a row with 1 shot?

They only got fooled once. They shot down 3 planes in the most expensive friendly fire incident in history, but it was just one incident.