SHOT

I think he was hunting pigeons and missed his shot

My NBIS bags pumping off the news two people were shot at the white house is truly peak wall street. High beta stocks are insanity

2 national guard shot near whitehouse - be prepared for some hot tweets

BREAKING: Two National Guard members shot near the White House in Washington, D.C. White House is in lockdown.

Scaling some gains and then 2 guards get shot at the White House. Can’t have shit in this economy

So the fake candle to 682 was for 2 national guards getting shot? Interesting

Lmao spy almost went below 680 and then shot up 50 cents in 10 seconds

Zero shot this goes down a cent the rest of the day

10k on googl 325 calls moon shot incoming

Glock 43X will Guard Dog ammo for the money shot!! Made in GA.

How come BULL shot up?

Trump pardoned a turkey, then shot it in its back

heartless bastard...well, at the very least make it sound plausible..."Santa, being the big jolly bastard that he was, decided that his first stop would be Russia, seeing it is so close to the north pole....those crazy vodka filled bastards shot him out of the sky, thinking it was another Ukrainian drone. Maybe the easter bunny will have safer travels"

just made 18k off of AMD Calls expiring 12/05 starting with 36k. Stressful asf with the ups and downs my nerves are shot

GOOG shot up almost 9% including AH yesterday and people are shocked by a slight pullback. You had months to buy in, FOMO's a bitch

You can tell that META is going to moon shot to 700 the moment they stop pinning it down. Accumulation phase

Come on NVDA I want to see you get shot out of a cannon

It's like the market shot NVDA dead and is taking its Market Darling crown off the ground and putting it on GOOG.

AMD thought they had a shot with their PC chips.

Hey retards, do you know why meta is using tpu? Cuz NVDA is sold the fuck out till 2027. I don’t understand this mania for GOOG. They are literally the 2nd/3rd option. It’s like going after your hot crush’s fat ugly friend cuz you got no shot with the hot one. 

I dunno,  why did people think a shot to control diabetes would make you lose weight?

Is your port drowsy Red? Shitty? Unable to move up? Fear not, there is nothing a single shot of $GOOGL can't cure For a healthy portfolio, use $GOOGL™

It's still funny to imagine Taco first thought after getting shot was to stand up with his fist pumping. All those WWE guest appearances really helped his brain to prioritize aura farming.

Shot gun to the dick there SPY

If Google keeps climbing my absolute lotto moon shot has a fucking chance 350 by 28th

50/50 shot tbh. The bear in me isn't screaming danger signals though.

Last nights sci-fi film was Watch the Skies (2022). Swedish film, but turns out they used AI to sync the actors mouths to English dialogue. First 10 minutes I was like why is this in English and whys everyone’s mouth so small. Got my answer. They call it “visual dubbing” or “vubbing”. was too intrigued to find the Swedish version, so just let it play out, like the comfortable self-centered American that I am. Well shot movie. Geeky. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bers: “My port has been shot badly!”

Damn bro, you said that and it shot up

God I hope it dumps hard, I might have shot myself in the foot on the EX date

NVO: We are going to test this drug on alzheimer's. It probably won’t work and it’s a long shot but we will test it anyway. Hedge fund: Cool. >It Fails. NVO: Oh well we tried. Has nothing to do with our underlying business. Would have been cool though. Hedge Fund: SELL IT ALL! NVO: 👁️👄👁️

sir, this is a truck stop shot machine

Googl is our only shot at beating China. We all got to pump it

Anybody with eyes could see that NVDA dragged SPY down last week when google held steady / shot up. You’re quite dumb yourself

enh. Credit for taking his shot ig. Its not like I know anything about him, but he's dressed like he's at comicon. And my experience is those bitches are constantly getting creeped on

Because it’s shot and going down

I think the bears are dead. I will join in on the money shot tommorow.

*How's our big shot Wall Street investor doing?*

ill screen shot this to post in 1 year.

Have to agree. We're seeing "candidate A shoots first and asks questions later", while they shoot the country in the dick. Candidate B wouldn't have shot anything, they never would've taken the safety off in the first place. It takes some serious retard strength to do what this admin has done and gotten away with (so far). Turns out you can do crime in broad daylight, knowing it's illegal, and just kick the legal repercussions down the road while the plan takes shape and law lags.

That candidate's plans would have been shot down by congress anyway. We are seeing things actually coming into fruition.

Don't think it's impossible, but it's a long-shot lol

People from the middle class still die when they're shot. You're clearly just looking for any excuse to be anti-immigrant. I hope one day you find yourself in their place and you're met with genuine humanity in whatever country you're forced to flee to. You'll never see it coming. They didn't either.

Bro shot for the sun

My Pokemon collection outperforming my portfolio, % wise, by a long shot

It's a mental thing, can't buy 1000 share now and thats why etf is horribly shot on the big chart

Yeah, I agree. Felt like taking a bit of a long shot with one over the weekend just with VIX being elevated. Worked out last weekend, so will see where it goes.

dad always told me you have to take a vodka shot every hour while holding options or else they expire prematurely

Bulls in this thread treating anyone who’s skeptical like they broke into their house and shot their dog