SHOT

The bears are actually funnier than bulls by a long shot

one shot maximum damage that ahhhhhh that ohhhhhh that ahhhh feel the power feel the force corn is att ta ta tacking

Nothing wrong with infatuation. My advice is to pull the trigger though. Dont waste your shot, but damn sure actually take it

A lot of these things spike up randomly, you've got a fair shot

You should try jerkin' it with that hand tonight and see what happens. Maybe we get WW3, maybe we get SPY 900. Worth a shot.

She's a 10 but you lost your port and your shot

Every little pop in anything just gets shot down twice as hard right now

Time to take a shot every time ai is mentioned during Saudi visit this week.

spy options way too expensive either way. come on mm.. I'm down to gamble but give us a fair shot. shit is priced like we're going to see huge swings and it's trading in a $1 band.

No shot that happens but that would be wild lmfaooo

I’m not buying anything until I see a lot more crying and blood shot eyes

Futures shot down. Looks like it will bounce hard at open

Retards never learn. Remember Friday? Red at open, shot up green by close. I’m convinced bears have very, very low average IQ.

#Most American saying ever: "I got shot but don't call an ambulance, it costs too much" LMAO🤌🍁

Drink a shot if you’re company only promotes woman bc the leaders have gender parity in their sti

My META strategy now: Rotate gains from my winners into META LEAPs *slowly*, probably at a cadence of a contract every 2 months. Win-win scenario: \- If META reverses quickly, my current calls go back into the green. \- If META stays range bound in the low $600's (or falls even more), I lower the cost basis without concentrating too much too early, and I end up with a loaded sling shot ready to snap aggressively the moment META reports positive news.

The atm wil give me free money if I tell them about the ai friend I shot?

I sold 2/3rds of them at just under $25 a few days before it shot up past $30 🥴

Im laughing all the way to the bank. The kids have no shot

Saw on the Orlando sub he was shot and killed by it.

Zero shot

Imagine getting shot by your dog

That spike on $SPY in premarket was a warning shot for the bears 🤕

I'm not suprised. Spy went as low a 661 last friday and shot up to 682 this week monday. It's not suppose to make sense.

NVDA shot up to green but my puts are also in green, wtf is going on???

That 8:05 spike was a warning shot to the bers LOL

Placed stop loss way lower than what i thought was reasonable, took out my stop then shot up immediately, I call shenanigans

Who shot IREN?

Fuck around and see what happens, worth a shot. But don’t buy calls at open

I bought 1dte calls yesterday, so no shot

Feels like when they shot Harambe

FED is ending QT, recession probably already happening, companies are firing employees by the tens of thousands, AI although being regarded, will still probably make companies more prone to firing as well, unemployment numbers not reflecting reality due to people not looking for a job anymore or just doing gig work, there is no shot the FED doesn't lower rates in december in an environment like this, they're just bluffing.

Sitting in a money market fund right now feels a lot like watching NASCAR when every driver took a shot of Malört before the race.

Probably not a surprise that 🥭 has all these big shot market guys for a dinner, definitely doesn’t disclose private into they won’t make it to general public, and then we have an absolute slaughter fest of a day.

Yes, like a bad foul shot, straight down.

Do the robinhood prediction markets count? The contract price for 39.9 and below on the president's approval rating after today's news has shot up by like 30% and I got in early. If you see this, go check it out and make your own decision before it's not worth buying

“The shot clock is running in Venezuela”? Some of these news titles man

We have very normal interest rates at the moment. Zerp was an aberration, and it’s not coming back no matter how loud you screech. People screaming for rate cuts are morons, especially given that the pain in the labor market is from a self inflicted gun shot wound called tariffs. I’m pretty sure the fed isn’t going to let any administration strong arm them by putting a gun to the labor markets metaphorical head, because once you signal that is the case, the fed is dead. 

😢 I think now is a disruptive Phase, could go either way. For me the week wasn't that bad I'm going for a long shot strategy, short scams like quantum go long on Goog and Unh

absolutely no shot a dude talking like this is going to make money, so, yeah bottom is in

$RKLB was up because of contact high from SpaceX, Starlink and Musk in the WH foregrounding the sector, before he thoroughly unalived his reputation thinking himself invincible. He should have stuck to the "former starry-eyed little boy getting a shot at being a real space adventurer and democratizing space in the process" schtick instead of the answer to "what if Cartman tried to be Tony Stark" commercial space launch business is a pretty dry and unsexy infra story without a Musk-style circus to give it main street relevance.

Meta shot up 11% after Q2 earnings several months ago and wsb sentiment back then was like this is the best company in the universe

Does anybody remember when Oracle announced a deal w openAi and it shot up big time?

Lmao all Vs instantly shot down

Any shot we hit 680 again today

Don’t worry. You’re not the smartest guy in the room. By a long shot.

If we beat this level it's a straight shot to 6850. Don't let us down Spx

Wtf. Lly was shot for so long, now its invincible

I hate being sick. But it is that season I guess. Well, back to screaming at traffic and telling anyone who’ll listen that squirrels are Satan’s spy’s… Next year I won’t procrastinate getting my flu shot.

MMs are sick in the head lmao I set a 25674 SL on NQ so if it crashes while I'm afk I still walk away with something. MFers hunted me then shot back up