SHOT

viagra shot right into Shrek's thickest cock vein

Grabbed a QQQ call at 3:59pm expiring tomorrow Feel like I chucked a half court shot hoping to win the game lmao 😂

Since the first climb up to 700 this is the first time we didn’t hit a 675 low and moon shot straight back up to 700. I don’t usually care for charts but it might be joever for real. If we break down past 675 then it’s time to move to India

Put a limit order for NVDA calls & it shot up before hitting my price. Same with ASTS Probably should try Google next since I already have its calls.....

Alright then hot shot... Let’s Cum.

I need $MU to cure cancer if i want any shot of a recovery today

shouldn't have shot the gorrila

what a world we live in They shouldn't have shot that gorilla didn't they

You think WMT will dump market? No shot.

You need a rabies shot dogg

Getting sent to iran would be a suicide mission: get sent in a boat? Get hit by hypersonics. Go on foot?? Good luck youre gonna end up in fpv drone uncut war footage video. Get sent in a plane?? Get shot down by sam.

Private equity already sucked all the value out or SpaceX, Rocket Lab is good but already expensive, $Lunr has a market cap of $3B and a real shot at 10x or more

You think if I eat this entire cholesterol prescription in one shot I can get it to hit zero?

I don’t believe you because Syphilis treatment is just a shot of penicillin so why would you be picking that up

This is South America big boy you can do whatever you want but yeah not a vaccine they give you meds. The person working there just takes u in the back room and gives you a shot lol

You went to the pharmacy and got a shot because you were sick? I didn't know they did that. Just flu shots 

My housekeeper got me sick. Should have sent her home that’s my fault. Ordered a tuna steak with mix salad and rice. It was delicious. Came with dessert and juice drink for $12 Went to pharmacy and got a shot of three meds plus b12 for $4 This has been an official cashflow update

Not too bad. You've got a shot.

How many times has it pumped to oblivion before though lmao, 50/50 shot

Oh mb yeah 2 days, Bro you have a shot. No chance this donkey doesn’t butcher the call

Had calls at the beginning of the week, sold them yesterday for a loss and bought puts. I singlehandedly stopped the market crash because everything shot up after I bought puts. Today, I sold my puts for a loss and bought calls, and now things are going down again. Sorry y’all the universe does the opposite of what I do.

If we go green to red we should get at least 1 foul shot

No shot lol

yeah its a long shot, thanks

MSFT needing market wide pump just to have a shot at staying green is pathetic

Bounce at 680, if it even sniffs below that, another bounce at 675, anything below that is almost a straight shot to 650 so expect a bounce and rally again like what happened today.

No shot but it would be nice

Scalp a little cash today and usually I’m as good at picking the direction as Kurt cobain was at cleaning his shot gun 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is like blaming Canon for child porn shot on Canon cameras. It’s Meta and X, who are explicitly allowing their AI to produce the images.

I'm investing in my future by buying long-shot ODEs between snorting lines of cocaine off of this toilet seat

Every time I make a few pennies, I have a shot at eating something on the dollar menu

Extraordinarily fake pump. Stoichastics instantly shot up to overbought and have stayed there way too long on the short timeframe on absolutely no volume. Literally just a last ditch, desperation attempt to short squeeze again by rigging the market and turning off sells LOL

Might fuck around and full port on 0DTE. U can thank quad espresso shot for this

No shot this shits red again

What happened in the recent drawdown: All my high beta names lost 20% of their value, but institutional ownership has shot up by 10-15%. They really are just trying to shakeout regards…

I did like that one shot in Sinners with the different music styles/dancing styles through the ages.

no shot sec actually investigating rivian lol

Feel better bro!  I haven’t shit in a week, so here I go with a shot of tequila, a shot of MiraLAX.

Bunch of students taking Econ 101 and watching funded traders on TikTok in here shorting into the hole on the biggest, richest, companies in the world led by the smartest people in the world because they’re investing in the future. I could understand if it was one company betting the house on AI it would be a long shot - but it’s literally everyone of them.

No shot, 5k is the new floor

No idea why it shot up to 735 only to fall back to pre earnings. Was so pointless. Didnt expect this to be a long term bag hold

You genuine goy cattle can down vote me and cry all you want but I know you're on your 5th booster shot and still got covid

Just found out market is closed, my day is shot

The press secretary is literally uglier and older looking than every single individual in that administration and exactly 100.00000…% of all Instagram models even average looking ones and that really says something. The most deranged individual I’ve ever seen in my entire life by a long shot…

People literally saw a dude get shot through the carotid and bleed out on stage and refused to believe he was dead until the news reported it 🙄

You could do goggle for half the Tesla shit too. Also super sus Elmo hasn’t shot into space to show off. He doesn’t trust it either

SMR Nuscale before the +100% shot

Boulevardier + shot of espresso = vroom vroom pimp shit

She responded at all is a good sign. Shoot your shot king

Yeah I’m in a never ending cycle I’m not going homeless just ashamed ima give it one more shot then I give up and figure out a new path