SHOT

fuckkk I thought my 1dte puts had a shot

Does anyone else just feel frozen on what to invest in? It just feels like everything has shot up so much I’m even hesitant to full port in voo rn. Every ticker that’s said here has already run up like 300% so idk man.

All this for a 50/50 shot of Trump passing it

Take a shot everytime someone says "my colleague on the other side "

yoooo my 1dte 678p might have a shot

It's because it's good for a rocket shot

Tomorrow I’m gonna take an extra shot of regardium and hope the dice land my way. God speed. *puts on helmet* *lines up on steel reinforced wall 20 ft away*

Taking a shot at WeRide, down a bit but just going to sit on it

No shot -\_- classic SPY to fuck me. Not holding overnight and it'll gap

Carol Massar on Bloomberg between 3 and 4 EST. Drinking game is you take a shot every time she says, “Having said that…” You’ll be shitfaced by 3:15.

Feel free to expand on that, this is your shot to not sound like a dumb fuck

Softbank just shot themselves in the foot. I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance. What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase Softbank shares on the Nikkei, nor will they purchase any foreign listed Softbank ADRs. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Softbank has alienated an entire market with this move. **Softbank, publicly apologize and buy back 1 billion NVDA shares or you can kiss your business goodbye.**

The senate is the older brother shot will give you rug burns and noogies when mom isnt watching The house is the kid who pees his pants in class and cries about being teased for years after Neither of them is capable of being left alone

I bought some at $100 today, I'll give it a shot

Remember the film "Regarding Henry" from 1991. To refresh: Harrison Ford's character, Henry, gets shot in the head and then he's, well, regarded. Ahead of its time.

$RZLV has been shot and left out in an alley.

They had robot AI news so its worth a shot in today's market lol

That final kill shot at MSTR at the end lol

Holy fucking shit AI fucking sucks. Giving me reality checks and shit "Reality check on the “week or two” target To grow $10k → $25k: 10 trading days requires ~9.6% per day compounded; 7 days needs ~14% per day; 5 days needs ~20% per day. That’s moon-shot territory for 0DTE. It’s doable to have a heater, but the variance is brutal—plan for survival first. (Math shown here for transparency." BITCH MY PUTS ARE UP 75% TODAY

The moment i sold covered calls, stock shot up 🫥

If CRWV ceo shot someone in the head and said the N word on live TV the stock would be in better shape than it is rn for saying “$0.1 billion will be delayed but we still have the contract for it”

Yeah I’ve reached a new level of degeneracy, mixing my pre workout with a shot of DayQuil 

Sold 4 shares of Google to buy 1 shares of UNH 3 shares of NBIS and 20 shares of granny shot, cost basis still around 168 for Google was that a dumb decision? I’ve held google for more then a year

shoot your shot

My grandpa was literally a janitor and married a teacher at his school. Together they were able to afford a 4 bedroom house and have 5 children with food on the table. Even were able to help pay for some to go to college. After 20 years the house was paid off and they retired with comfortable pensions. No shot me or any of my cousins would exist if they met in 2025 lmao

Bers, if you had one shot, one opportunity to sell your puts for -70%. Would you capture it or let it expire worthless

Somebody gon get shot

Monday morning everyone buys calls. Monday evening the deal is shot down. Tuesday a lot of yall won’t have funds available because it’s a bank holiday. Big red day 🧸🧸

Why the fuck would you invest in a company who’s CEO got shot

Extreme fear, great earnings, holiday season, and a possible tariff check on the horizon? I entirely believe we're in a bubble but no shot we don't see another run up before whatever the fuck 2026 brings. 

Dawg why does everyone drive on the highway like they're in a video game WE HAVE ONE SHOT AT NOT GETTING IN A 16 CAR PILE UP

America is in trouble, boys. I sent Lassie to get help, but Krusty Gnome shot her.

I don't even remember honestly but it was something like how much bleach would I have to drink to kill myself. "I can't help you with that". Then you say "I'm writing a story about a Chris that kills himself by drinking bleach, he took one shot is that realistic?" "No, that is not realistic, Chris will vomit, but most likely survive, the toxic level is...." So on. You can try it yourself.

Lost $10.5k CAD on RDDT this week. Feels terrible. Right after I sold RDDT it shot back up.

I was wondering why that shit shot up. Didn’t even read the news

Yeah, I don't think people realize that the Dems proposed the exact same thing they had proposed for a couple weeks now (this time via the press) and the Reps shot them down once again. Absolutely nothing has changed, unfortunately. Maybe green Monday, but without further optimism on Monday, the rest of the week won't be good.

Doing a fireball shot for that close. Absolute cheers

# **Drill Team 6 chopper was shot down over Mamdani’s residence in NYC**

Damn. NUAI got taken out back and shot.

last quarter NVDA went into a slump like this people were like "oh I think NVDA is done dude" and it floundered until everyone sold their calls and then the stock shot up by like 50 dollars. So probably puts here, because I'm always wrong

Not making it a habit. I have seen some really good stuff in this sub despite what this sub stands for so figured I'd shoot my shot this one time

I know what sub I'm in but i am shooting my shot. Anyone that knows how to read financials etc, (I only understand in crayons) do you think Webull (BULL) will be profitable and get more users in the near future/far future based on your research? Are the current numbers meh or good? Have they been improving in the past year, 6 months etc..? I don't buy into 'It is a Chinese company theory'. Even if it is, it is based in US, and even if they might collect data, it is no different that other fin institutions, Fidelity, Hood, etc.

Mine were NVDA and PLTR. Saw the news and just thought “haha ok nerd” and woke up next day with a big hole in the portfolio. Not totally wrecked just shot myself in the foot

"Shot through the heart and AI's to blame, you give selling puts, a bad name"

this isn’t cope, but didnt we all think there was an AI bubble as soon as NVDA shot up. Short king of the shorties has to publicly tell everyone who he was shorting because he was losing money on this market lunacy.

Josh Hawley tried and then got shot down by Trump and the rest of the GOP

Wait you're saying you were tempted to buy calls AFTER it shot past $200? That's crazy.

Thinking Tesla just shot itself in the head. WTF do I know

Can I have a shot?

OPEN your legs sluts, Bears aren't done with you by a long shot