SHOT

AMD thought they had a shot with their PC chips.

Hey retards, do you know why meta is using tpu? Cuz NVDA is sold the fuck out till 2027. I don’t understand this mania for GOOG. They are literally the 2nd/3rd option. It’s like going after your hot crush’s fat ugly friend cuz you got no shot with the hot one. 

I dunno,  why did people think a shot to control diabetes would make you lose weight?

Is your port drowsy Red? Shitty? Unable to move up? Fear not, there is nothing a single shot of $GOOGL can't cure For a healthy portfolio, use $GOOGL™

It's still funny to imagine Taco first thought after getting shot was to stand up with his fist pumping. All those WWE guest appearances really helped his brain to prioritize aura farming.

Shot gun to the dick there SPY

If Google keeps climbing my absolute lotto moon shot has a fucking chance 350 by 28th

50/50 shot tbh. The bear in me isn't screaming danger signals though.

Last nights sci-fi film was Watch the Skies (2022). Swedish film, but turns out they used AI to sync the actors mouths to English dialogue. First 10 minutes I was like why is this in English and whys everyone’s mouth so small. Got my answer. They call it “visual dubbing” or “vubbing”. was too intrigued to find the Swedish version, so just let it play out, like the comfortable self-centered American that I am. Well shot movie. Geeky. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bers: “My port has been shot badly!”

Damn bro, you said that and it shot up

God I hope it dumps hard, I might have shot myself in the foot on the EX date

NVO: We are going to test this drug on alzheimer's. It probably won’t work and it’s a long shot but we will test it anyway. Hedge fund: Cool. >It Fails. NVO: Oh well we tried. Has nothing to do with our underlying business. Would have been cool though. Hedge Fund: SELL IT ALL! NVO: 👁️👄👁️

sir, this is a truck stop shot machine

Googl is our only shot at beating China. We all got to pump it

Anybody with eyes could see that NVDA dragged SPY down last week when google held steady / shot up. You’re quite dumb yourself

enh. Credit for taking his shot ig. Its not like I know anything about him, but he's dressed like he's at comicon. And my experience is those bitches are constantly getting creeped on

Because it’s shot and going down

I think the bears are dead. I will join in on the money shot tommorow.

*How's our big shot Wall Street investor doing?*

ill screen shot this to post in 1 year.

Have to agree. We're seeing "candidate A shoots first and asks questions later", while they shoot the country in the dick. Candidate B wouldn't have shot anything, they never would've taken the safety off in the first place. It takes some serious retard strength to do what this admin has done and gotten away with (so far). Turns out you can do crime in broad daylight, knowing it's illegal, and just kick the legal repercussions down the road while the plan takes shape and law lags.

That candidate's plans would have been shot down by congress anyway. We are seeing things actually coming into fruition.

Don't think it's impossible, but it's a long-shot lol

People from the middle class still die when they're shot. You're clearly just looking for any excuse to be anti-immigrant. I hope one day you find yourself in their place and you're met with genuine humanity in whatever country you're forced to flee to. You'll never see it coming. They didn't either.

Bro shot for the sun

My Pokemon collection outperforming my portfolio, % wise, by a long shot

It's a mental thing, can't buy 1000 share now and thats why etf is horribly shot on the big chart

Yeah, I agree. Felt like taking a bit of a long shot with one over the weekend just with VIX being elevated. Worked out last weekend, so will see where it goes.

dad always told me you have to take a vodka shot every hour while holding options or else they expire prematurely

Bulls in this thread treating anyone who’s skeptical like they broke into their house and shot their dog

Spy just pump faking till the shot clock runs out

No shot

I feel like bears shot their shot yesterday and have nothing left in them

Apparently sell side analysts now believe Fed needs to print money very soon. If street consensus shifts more we could see clarity on QE 3 even faster than I thought. Expect big liquidity injection next year and shot in the arm AI trade.

I remember I saw one video. A intern at a hedge fund one time accidentally bought a penny stock by mistake and shot it up causing millions of dollars of losses to the firm. The news tried to explain why this stock was up in every way except market manipulation. Just remember a few funds and banks have crazy outsized influence and with collusion, can tank the market easily.

You just don’t want to admit market manipulation. I remember I saw one video. A intern at a hedge fund one time accidentally bought a penny stock by mistake and shot it up causing millions of dollars of losses to the firm. The news tried to explain why this stock was up in every way except market manipulation. Just admit it

LOL I thought i missed out on AMD at $100....looks like i might get another shot

Holy fuck I went to sleep and the market took an even worse shot

My girls sitting here watching dancing with the stars while my port got hit with grape shot. WE’RE RED WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS

A wise mang once said, "if you're scared go to church" Buy the dip as we go lower. Just don't blow your wad in one shot

I’m not seeing enough crying and blood shot eyes yet. I can’t be buying until more people think they are dying.

Shit Shat shut shot

Confluence of the 100dma and the 20wma. Fear and Greed at a 7. You have to pick and choose your spots to take a shot, and this one is as good as any.

Incredible how I’d be in better shape if someone actually just shot me in the head when the market opened

santa claus shot dead in houston.

Trump calling for Democrats to be hanged really saved the AI bears One in a million shot Well, 1 in 5 anyways

Please tell people cashed out their spx calls when it shot up 125 points

Amd who shot ya