SHOT

Do you want to get shot? This is how you get shot

My memory is shot, too much weed

being in the audience must be a pure fever dream. everybody's gonna need a shot after this is over 🤌

And the audience just waiting to bath in the money shot.

DRINK A SHOT EVERYTIME SLEEPY JOE IS MENTIONED!

take a shot every time he says sleepy joe

Go take a shot of maple syrup and calm down, buddy.

Best option by a long shot

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Now imagine if the US Air Force shot it down

New volatility drinking game: when SPY or QQQ is your area code take a shot 🥳

Americans "I fought for my country, I SERVED" ...Also known as, I went to Iraq and rayped innocent women and children. Then I shot my gun at them (a very difficult tool to use that americans love)

Based on that presser today, I now know the crooks shot was staged. If he actually thought it was real, he'd never stfu about it.

Whoever taught the middle schoolers the word squeeze should be shot

Meta needs to die. We wouldn’t be in this shit show of a political climate if not for that shot platform being used strictly for misinformation.

Yup. Now that global south no longer aspires to migrate north for opportunities - they will begin building in their own countries. Developed world just shot itself in the foot while trying to appease to the lowest IQ natives.

NFLX has been shot

no shot hes still talking. I made lunch, took a shit, came back and hes still yapping

He does NOT want to talk about Greenland. He knows he shot himself in the foot starting that shit up.

best part about this speech is he is probably expecting to leave and see that the markets have shot back into the green because of all his 'accomplishments' that the people simply hadn't heard about

ive taken a shot every time he said b i d en and i can barely see my screen anymore

Biden, another shot

Grampa is showing a slideshow of the photos from his vacations and 90% are out of focus pictures of his foot and the rest are garbage cans and random plates of food shot with a flash.

Take a shot every time Trump says a lie during this press conference.

Once again, instantly shot down

itd be lol if we shot back up to flat

No shot this pump holds

Huge nothing burger ... it's been an entire year of "WW3" and "economic collapse" and "bond yields rising" and SPY has shot straight up higher bers anooos. BTFD and chill.

Uhhh Vix just shot Up to 27 for a minute

who got shot, who's talking, who bombed who, whats going on

no shot

I expect an algo driven pump before 10am that gets shot down but not before I freak and take profits to be safe then leave 80% of the move on the table

I call bs. Zealots cannot turn on him by definition. As long as liberal white women keep getting shot in the head they’ll keep cheering 

Pimco said they are moving away from the ameeican market because of an unpredictable government. Donnie once again shot himself in the leg. Ufff

lets see hmmm, ah yes theirs grandma's 410 side by side, and already loaded with buck shot I see, hmmm how convenient...

Yeah that was when there were single shot cannons and people lined up to get killed, no planes, and no boats that have more planes than most countries have. 

Colonel Obama neighborhood chronicles. Barack has taken his neighbor’s CU-Boulder email address. To him it’s a game to let Secret Service smear a man that BHO shot at. BHO actually has a history of going after men who say funny things that are true on Reddit.

The actual allies should dump some US bonds as a warning shot.

No shot, hes deteriorated so fast

My dad has a ber head on his wall that he shot. Bullish as fuck.

Harambé just got shot and killed

Holy shot is the big one

On Friday before close I bought 10 long shot SPY 682 puts expiring Tuesday thinking nothing good could possibly happen over this long weekend. Will they print or am I so regarded that I can’t even make money with puts on a red day?

Bills getting their asses kicked is nice to see! I’m tired of them. They had their shot and couldn’t get past the hump. Time to see new teams emerge in contention

Taking Greenland should be a priority for US. It should ensure the future of American children. They should also have a shot at growing up to be pedos just like their leaders.

Remember how much pussy MLK got. Man was a hero. Or go the other route sit on your porch and clean a shot gun menacingly. Worlds your oyster 

I met a dude who was drunk af in a bar in bumfuck western pa. He was being obnoxious af and everyone was ignoring him but im too nice to be mean so he started talking to me. He told me he was a millionaire from being on deadliest catch and paid for every single drink and shot I had I thought this guy was completely full of shit and fucking insane for about 2 hours Then he showed me a picture on his phone of a prostitute sucking multiple dicks on the Time Bandit. I kinda regret not becoming his best friend. Feels worse than missing a 10 bagger :(

He shot him?