SHOT

OpenAI got to make the app NSFW and give me an AI girlfriend Otherwise they have no shot to compete vs Google Gemini

Fuck you webull. Force liquidated my puts right before they shot up

I genuinely can't understand reddit valuation, good on anyone for riding that one because no shot i would have got in over $100, i don't even know a person other than me in real life that uses it, and i'm pretty much only here for r/MMA and now lately this place, everyone i know is on TikTok or Insta all day.

DAHMN. That's the second time those ~~alien~~ mango bastards shot up my ride!

MU filling gap then moon shot again. New 100bn dollar factory breaks ground at 11am.

Any reason it shot straight up after no tariff ruling?

Will I die if I get the Flu shot again? I got it in September already

another day another NyQuil shot

It's looking like Silver and ASTS have more upside than btc by a long shot

No shot.  Already up AH. This was idiots selling with little knowledge.

Thought I was a big shot for 5x on my SPX put. Then it went 10x after selling.

Iran just shot down an unidentified plane. is this gulf of Tonkin incident: Temu edition?

Reddit being taken to the shed and shot today! Yikes!

U.S. generals already shot down his request to draw up plans for an attack on a NATO ally. If he makes the order, the U.S. military fractures; that's the part of the movie where the Titanic cracks in half.

They took ASML out back and shot it

Out of all of the ways to go, man can’t believe ICE shot Joe Rogan.

Yeah give it a shot it's a tasty one, people usually like it, shame about the Collingwood but i figured it might be like that, cheers.

Dont like 🥭 but these people managing to get shot are next level retarded like yeah no shit if you try to run over a cop they will mag dump.

Sorry, but you are so very wrong. You go after a cop with a broom handle and we'll see how that works out for ya. What a fkn idiot. You can punch a cop and be shot depending how you land that punch, if he's startled, blood in the eye. He doesn't have to wait until his life is in danger, he'll neutralize you longer before that. This is why we have moronic people in the streets yelling, they have no clue about the law. And the cops always get off, because they are in the right.

ICE shot someone else in Minneapolis. Things are nearing a breaking point

These write ups are basically just justification on why they shot someone and “fear for my life” is the ultimate get out of jail free card. At least the ICE dude didn’t dome the guy, he probably could have gotten away with it

I wonder if sell off is from Europe preparing for attack by US, Minnesota residents getting shot in the face by the US, or the reporter getting their place raided by the US

Sounds like someone else in Minnesota got shot

Just sitting here watching flightdata to see if this Chinese airbus gets it's people out or gets shot down on the way out.

They’ve already said they have like 4 other esoteric laws they’ll point out after it gets shot down so I dunno about that

The fuck it literally went down to trigger my stop loss and then just shot back up

We have an indeterminate attack on Iran coming. I can't operate amidst such uncertainty. If it's not a quick kill shot against the entire regime, you're looking at a lot of misery and violence.

*sighs* alright $IWM I’ll give you a shot at hurting me again …

*sighs* alright $IWM I’ll give you a shot at hurting me again …

Why are we selling off. Did someone get shot, is some fuck face regard talking on tv about interest rates, or none of the above?

Next shot at SCOTUS ruling not til February. SPY seems clear to run up to 700 now.

Did I miss my shot at 0dte spy for today lol

When we invade france remember they fired the first shot by raising Louvre tickets $32 for non-europoors

Bro what’s up with Amazon keep dropping. My calls are shot. I still got 1 week but I think Im fked

All the antivaxxers in my state didn't get a flu shot and now people are dropping. SMFH. Calls on CNC

Depending on the Tariff ruling, we might hit $700 today. Kinda a long shot though

Dude.  You’re insane. Or Blind. Making eye contact  while smiling and speaking calmly w no weapon justifies getting shot in the head 3x??

Lethal force? Would that be “ I’m not mad at you dude” as she pulls away and gets shot in the head 3 times with her dog in the backseat   

ICE agent who shot Renee Good gets $10K donation from Bill Ackman

No shot it’s too late , it’s a short play and a long one. Read this: https://www.forbes.com/sites/timtreadgold/2026/01/13/chinas-rare-earth-dominance-could-be-a-dummy-run-for-copper-control/

If you're a completely unqualified former beauty pageant contestant or an untalented heir to a fortune, you've got a good shot.

I like to envision the shot caller is a hot blonde on the trading floor at jane street who goes "HOLD THE PRICE" right before something happens. > we see this during every fed day, price freeze till right before > and we will see it timorrow before the court ruling. The price will litterally freeze.

Puts shot up 3k and back down within 30 seconds...will place limit sell orders from now on...

no shot they give a definite decision tomorrow - those guys are slackers

3 fed prosecutors resigned because taco trying to make them investigate the wife of the lady that ICE killed on trumped up domestic terrorism charges. Not enough that they already shot that kids mom in the head I guess. Gotta send the other one to jail so they don't look bad. Fuck this admin and I mean it from the bottom of my heart

Maybe we can all helicopter together. Worth a shot.

No shot spy recovers is there

"You want to learn the first rule? You'd know if you spent a day in your life. Don't ever open your mouth 'till you know what the shot is."

I’m 50/50 on it being staged vs it being a warning shot from our greatest ally