SHOT

The Iran Parliament guy called the shot. US jawboning is losing credibility basically faster than the markets are dropping.

Took my losses in a long position in brent out milliseconds before it shot up past my TP line. Literally couldn’t make this shit up

hey bulls remember when last Monday premarket shot up 5% in two minutes and we opened at 660? this morning was definitely your coup de grace tho

Iran war is basically sham to dump and pump the market. No shot we actually invade that country.

Why did gold get shot in the back of the head like that lmfao

Lmao first video I seen I checked the guys profile and he has trump alongside him with a tinfoil hat? Don’t you think he’s a Jew who is trying to make Iran look bad thus he’s bias? Not even that just look at his name LMAO. From all the videos I came across it’s all shrouds and black bags with probably bodies in them. Not what I asked. I want to see videos of the protestors being shot or killed

Shahed isnt that fast and can easily be shot down with phalanx-system. Issue is to have enough warships to cover the whole straight and protect some 200-300 ships each day.

Like wrapping a gun shot wound in duct tape and thinking it’s all good.

Weekend fun: take a shot every time your fried egg brain opens the app to see your bleeding port

Shot out to all my gay Houtis out there keeping my puts safe 🐻🫵🌈

I'd be dead if I took a shot every time he said CHYNA

thomas crooks fumbled a generational shot

No way he is bragging about winning two years ago, no shot he thought that was what the American people wanted to hear the Friday before we put troops on the ground

I took a shot on some SPY 640s for Monday -maybe get a bounce 🤷‍♂️

buy the dip works only on bull market, i dont see the bull now, probably got shot

Imagine a huge candle where SPY went to 0. All those hot shot big wigs in suits on Wallstreet waving their useless dollars yelling loudly. Monkeys in suits. Pathetic.

Gentlemen, this is our best shot in 30 years of destroying Silicon Valley once and for all

Every little pump getting shot down..

That pump was taken out back and shot lmao

There's no shot boots on the ground this weekend but also no chance of a ceasefire

Great. Shot my rifle, went to dispensary and had Mexican restaurant for dinner. Idk what the poors are up to. I don’t know what loser jobs are being cut, all my folks doing well.

Covid didn’t win. Lies and grifts won. During covid era mysteriously all those flu strains disappeared that they advertise for people to get the new flu strain shot of every year.

There’s no shot this market falls for it for a third time THIS WEEK

WSB regards getting drafted and trying to day trade while being shot at will be high comedy

If Iran was to lob a missle towards a NATO country....fuck me. I had totally forgot about that ballistic missile shot they made. I can't believe something this important slipped my fucked up mind. How would the Europeans react. I don't even know if they have Iron dome. I know my burg doesn't have any. Not a trivial thing in a relatively trivial air strike.

If AMD magically goes over 222 tomorrow I’ll be rich if it doesn’t I just punted $3500 on lotto tickets . O well very unlikely but not impossible sometimes you gota shoot your shot

"- More deaths from accident than enemy fire" - this is the case with almost every,,, you might be one of the dumbest people here if you think this is accurate? And I specically said "accidents" - Don't try to bring disease into this shit, like the Black plague is sweeping through our ranks... "- We've shot down more of our planes than the enemy has" - not sure we should brag about this. it was the Kuwaitis. Our allies. so, I said, "we" - FYI, they were using our tech.. so, still winning.

"- More deaths from accident than enemy fire" - this is the case with almost every war. Disease, accidents, ramifications of logistics, etc. "- We've shot down more of our planes than the enemy has" - not sure we should brag about this.

lol, worst take ever: \- K:D ratio - 1000:1 \- We've shot down more of our planes than the enemy has \- More deaths from accidents, than enemy fire \- We've entered the George Carlin, "Nintendo War" - We are literally video-gaming our way through the country.

He shot his wad and it barely moved…shits toast

Get ready to screen shot. Msft is closing on 365

They shot 100 missiles at us but we shot them all down. We actually shot down 110 missiles. We shot down missiles they didn't even fire at us. That's how good we are.

You guys really shouldn't have shot that gorilla...

I have been surprisingly missiled and shot at

zero shot SPY recovers today

> One missile went 2,500 miles; they supposedly didn’t have a missile like that... > ...They shot the now-famous Ireland... the island that the UK was very afraid to give us.

lmao no fucking shot this guy just said "oil is cheaper than I thought"

DOW 50K mention that’s a shot

they in fact shot our jets

We shot down the ships and sunk the planes!

Shot the famous island. Proceeds to not be able to name the same island.

They shot the Ireland 😿

THEY SHOT GUITAR

crude just shot up a bit

There isn't really a way to get much footage or info out of iran. Anyone taking footage there is risking being shot or executed by the roaming gunmen currently running the country.

"dems have a shot" ...this retard is still thinking of going for trunk.

Fetterman on deck. I might not agree with this guy all of the time, but I do respect the hell out of him. Plus what a miraculous recovery. Nominate him and Dems have a shot at my vote for the first time in 18ish years.

I’m about to get biblical, sorry REDDITORS. REVELATION 13:3 “And I saw that one of his heads was, as it were, wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world wondered after the beast.” Now i know July 13, 2024 wasn’t a fatal shot but it’s weird how 🥭 👂 looks normal.

Man, I just did a small test to see how fucked US-facing news is. All the news agencies owner by rich people (WSJ:Murdochs, Reuters:Thompsons, NYT:Ochs-Silzbergers, CNN/CBS:Ellisons, Washinton Post:Bezos, NBC:Roberts) frame things as Iran "still reviewing" the US terms. All the co-ops/nonprofits (AP, AFP, PBS, NPR, Guardian) mention how Iran shot those the fuck down. We're in a weeeeeird age, man.

Imagine being a soldier and on your way to Iran, having a small chance to be shot down just cause some rando 80-year old guy thought it's a good idea to invade a country. That feeling must be real shit.