SHOT

Then ur not monitoring enough since they have continued as usual and even shot at an US carrier

I have family in Iraq and shit is getting crazy there. Airplanes of all kinds and nations circling around in the sky, AA missiles launching, Iranian drones being intercepted, PMF and other Iranian militias going full Rambo. Fuck, judging from the videos it looks like battlefield and I can’t believe some 🌈🐻 are aching for full-out war. This is about real lifes, not your next shot at getting at the top with a loss porn screenshot you mongoloids

So Iran shot down a F18? https://www.turkiyetoday.com/region/irans-revolutionary-guard-claims-shootdown-of-us-f-18-fighter-jet-over-southern-iran-3216887?s=1 Twitter link embed has video. Looks like something hit it.

You act like he can control Iran, they litterally shot down a plane during market hours today. I'd much rather buy puts under the hypothesis that Iran will do something than buy calls under the assumption that both parties stop.

47, the fake pumps get shot down at 660 level

That’s exactly what I see. Just sending kids to get shot as they die over an island for no fucking reason

The Goyim think they have a shot at making money in our market 😂

Out of all the ridiculous stuff that has happened these last couple of weeks the price of nat gas staying under $3 has to be the weirdest. Only a few months ago it shot up to over $5.20 and that was before all these shenanigans

Take a shot every time she calls it the "d shutdown"

SPY, you're drunk, but instead of telling you to go home, I'ma give you another shot, and hand you the car keys. Please hit rock bottom. -says the bear.

Shot at it, didnt hit

what’s going on.  My oxy calls shot up.  Can’t keep up with this shit

damn mu got shot

These are the best, I love negotiating the fourth shot after saying I am down for only one

If you’re wondering why futes just shot up, earlier a list of Iranian demands “leaked” and they were completely ridiculous. A few minutes ago Reuters compiled the actual demands, and they’re much more reasonable. Bear extinction event incoming

Where’s the uh oh? He couldn’t give a shit anymore he’s not running again. But he has screwed his entire parties shot at winning for the next 5-10 years. Absolute buffoon and the repubs are fools for letting him control the party like a dictator and being his “yes” men. They’re about to reap what they sowed

Isn’t Kharg island where they shot that live action Scooby Doo movie? Shit was a bangerrrr

holy fuck State Dept just declared that the war has been won. Moon shot tomorrow https://x.com/StateDept/status/2036522343263006867

You gotta admit it is kinda funny that oil shot down to like $85 bucks a barrel after retail piled in at the top.

It doesn't, but they don't have any military experts calling the shots it's one orange idiot and a bungling gaggle of sycophants. America has unfortunately been desensitized from all the horrific footage of children getting blown up/shot in Gaza, and we've repeatedly learned his supporters will eagerly support no matter what.

Lindsey graham seen twerking in a thong to rally the 82nd before they go get shot because of freedom or something

MU is so cheap I took a shot at an $800 call for 6/18 today. Once the market figures out the growth rate is constantly accelerating each quarter it will re rate higher.

Hey man, nice shot

Israel is out of missile interceptors. Iran's drones today were mostly shot down by foreign ships anchored near Israel. A much larger percentage of them hit their targets.

bers shot down, I repeat ber s fuk, ber s dead now

Lmao couldn't miss the shot at the Fed reserve building

We shot ships down? They had flying ships?? Holy fuck.

BOOM! ONE SHOT!

Imagine 🥭 is shot and the market just rips lmao

Take a shot when he says open borders.

"you can tell a lot about somebody by their ears" yeah like when they miraculously heal with no scar after being shot? It does tell you a lot about the person. 

EXCURSION. Every time he says EXCURSION, please do a shot (that one)

Man, the second I bought calls it shot straight up. I wish I got this lucky in my dating life.

FTSE 100 just shot up?

There is still a pesky China visit pending this war. Trump was scheduled to go visit Xi on 03/15 that keeps getting pushed back. Just when we think we’re through it with this war, is that going to be the follow up shot?

The collective world will glass Iran before they let it tank the goobal economy by artificially closing a shipping lane that happens to border them. No fucking shot this lasts more than another couple weeks

it's not like it just shot up 4%

Yeah, until an drone that shot off the back of a Honda Civic hits a 100 million dollar tanker

A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body

Kuwait shot down 3 U.S. F-16s and this is how Iran thanks them?

Literally everyone in the world knew was fuckin lying. Bulls just got shot by trump but, bears* are getting straight dome for the next month.

There was no drone and if there was we shot it down and the debris lit the refinery on fire

> And Americans credit being shot doesn't help. Average American credit score is >700, credit is the easiest thing to game. What has happened is a bunch of people are regarded and hoping for another COVID bailout.

That but also cheap used cars interest rates are ridiculous. And Americans credit being shot doesn't help.

As much damage as Iran has taken, this is their absolute best shot at some form of victory They aren’t just going to reopen the strait without major concessions that can’t be provided right now Mid-April is going to be ugly 

Nice, sold a 6600P at 450 for ~250% and they shot up to 1800 in the next 5 minutes🥲

No shot yall are trying to prop up a taco headline

“No fucken shot this holds..” aaand its up higher