SHOT

And if you have a super good amount of experience and you know the subtleties that make it a good long-shot that’s fine; but there are so many easier ways to make less risky money these people should be doing that just require more debit up-front.

Sport drinking is like the hobby for idiots who don't know what to do with themselves. It's OK to have a beer or a glass of wine or maybe even one shot, in place of the other two, but sport drinking is literally poisoning your body. It's an uncool person's idea of what is cool. Cut that shit out.

I had a business idea related to tourism/language and joined a couple facebook groups for some market research and to ask people related questions. The fuckers are saying they don’t have any use for my idea. I feel like they’re dumb and are wrong lol Should I ignore and still give the idea a shot? It’s like they don’t know what they want until you show them This has been a cashflow update and question

Gilead shares are up 30% this year, largely on enthusiasm for Yeztugo, a twice-yearly HIV prevention shot that the FDA approved in June. Yeztugo was 99.9% effective in large clinical trials at keeping participants HIV negative, but it carries a list price of more than $28,000 a year.

ew gross. *Takes massive drag of cigarette and throws back popov shot.*

The satellite industry is getting excited at the prospect of being impregnated by daddy Elon. Is that why they all shot up?

Yup bought 53s for .90 cents people want the fat shot . Hope it works out😬

No shot it breaks this resistance

How is it possible; that whenever I see a post & give the “DD” a shot… it’s ALWAYS wrong… granted the OKLO shorts I saw, but I didn’t pull trigger on those. Otherwise, I gotta be 0/10 throwin at regards dd.. never again. Inverse always..

Hopefully y'all are positioned in TSLA because let's be real, donkey boy is gonna get a shot at the incentive. They'll keep the narrative going.....

Oh a gap is coming. And eveybody who ran short into EOD gonna get stopped out hard. I think there's a real shot at 690+ close tomorrow.

Of everyone on Wall Street, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I want ~~Iguodala~~ Tim Apple!

Wait so Reddit was up 8% after earnings, and then shot down and I got shares a fucking 182??

Just dumped 30k into Tqqq. No shot tech stays down right now. Easy 10% gain today after this candle

no shot they are actually gonna start buying our soybeans lol

NO SHOT, all that hype for a 10% reduction in tariffs, which remain at 47%, still higher than when they were first announced??? am i reading this wrong?

Have you done some dumb shit recently? Don't beat yourself up. At least you took a shot. Whenever I feel down about my trading performance I try to remember that people actually own Comcast stock. Imagine how bad of a company you have to be to pay an increasing dividend for like 20 years and still the market drives the stock's p/e down below 5. And yet they hold. Even when they know in their heart that the growth will never return. Their equity value will continue to shrink and no matter how much of a dividend it pays it will never cover the opportunity cost of investing that principle in an actual sound company. So remember, yes.. you may be regarded.. but at least you don't own CMCSA.

Bought GOOG calls on september 22, Dec 19th expiration, 260 strike price, stock price then was 254. Immediately it tanked and only went down or sideways. Whenever it went up it would crash back down. Eventually I sold for a 400$ loss on a contract that cost 1400$. Immediately after I sold it shot up and it was worth 2600$ at close. Could be as high as 4k tomorrow if Goog goes past 290.

I want to screen shot my ETF gains from this year. What does this mean gentlemen?

Every single time ive farted in the past week ive shot myself. It's kinda fun!

Both shorts and longs have been getting rekt back and forth since the bull market was shot dead by taco on Oct 10th, pretty much everyone that trades crypto has been liquidated, or has given up and is now trading stock options/prediction markets instead.

Well no wonder it shot up

I never told anyone. But what if some aliens shot it at us when we developed as humans and they scouted us 50,000 years ago from Bernards star (5 light years away), and said fuck no, and shot that big ass rock at us to dinosaur us and it barely missed us

JPow says literally nothing unexpected, spy +2% tomorrow. JPow gets literally shot, spy still +1%

Why does no one care that one of the tarrifs got shot down? 🤣 

There's a fucking stupid amount of NVDA calls expiring ITM this week. No shot MMs allow that to happen

cccx on a freaking full fledged moon shot

Blast off, money shot

On a losing streak after.. Getting covid and flu shot same day

Why does TSLA moon? Why does a bear shit in the woods and then get shot by a high powered hunting rifle?

AMZN puts for earnings. No shot surprise is more than 50%

ya i have the off brand vivarin knockoff i need a shot to cleanse my palate

bruh my back is shot what even

I just saw the long walk and I feel it's a metaphor for capitalism. But more importantly the market. All those bynd bag holders getting shot and left in the road. 

Spent all weekend planning what to buy monday, and now everything already shot up.

American greedo shot first

50/50 shot the asteroid is an alien ship that kills us all or just a giant mass of rare earths that trump will claim win-win

The last 2-3 years I’ve made more than half a million off online carers that guru types push online and the people mock Gonna give e-commerce a shot

You've got a better shot than the poor fools who bought at 6.

No reason to be sad if your option goes worthless, now you don't have to waste a day trade!, you get another shot at greatness!

I need GLD to take a rabies shot like Thad castle over the weekend or else I will have to sit on a golden dildo

"Sometimes the best shot, is no shot at all" -Wayne Gretzky

Shanghai gold warrants shot up to 86,000 Kg (7% of gold production) just this week and you’re telling me $GLD is still below $400? Rigged

No shot we’re selling off today

My ORCL 287.50 calls could actually print tomorrow. Long shot, but looking like I’ll probably be able to close ITM

It was his inheritance, not surprised he would just sell and recover it, imagine he’d be bleeding out way more until recently lol, no shot he held

we got mister big shot over here

I bought 10 IONQ $61c expiring 11/14 before close. Dunno if that's the right play, but they shot up today.

Yeah exactly, but companies like oklo catch a bit cause people think it could power an actual new data center, no shot

SPX so close to ATH, a money shot would get it past the finish line.