SNAP

If anyone got Puts friday close...you will be PRINTING big. i got $7k SNAP puts. lemme print

Exact same example. I refuse to give my eyeballs to Meta, X, SNAP etc but that hasn’t kept me from making some money from their tickers. TSLA too I draw the line at PLTR, tough. Fuck those nazis

Snap stories is a porn feed

Pranking my friend by updating my snap location to constantly be within 100 ft of their location today using https://github.com/davesc63/GeoPort

As someone who had 2 pit bulls, I was bit by a chihuahua and my girl Layla didn’t snap the life out of it. Kinda wish she woulda - hated that ex’s dog. But yeah, I hear ya.

I need some DD on $snap. Yea yea ik it’s a shit stock but cmon. Gotta hit 9

$snap fucked me

That was my thinking too and i hope it does so i can keep buying. But it could snap back any day now and i feel like it’s a decent value now.

If Meta doesn't go up by 40% this year I could snap my Meta AI glasses in half... with my bare hands 😠

Down 2500 on snap calls AMA

On Robinhood if you go to buy ASTS puts it should just redirect you to a SNAP benefits application web page 

$SNAP calls am I fucked

$SNAP calls 🚀

Loaded to the brim with snap calls for tomorrow. Wish me luck

Oh snap, it’s picking a direction now

*taxation is theft* I think to myself as I wait in line to pick up my kid from daycare. My co-pay for the childcare subsidy is due today. At least my snap hit so I can get groceries.

1 one 0tde trade away from being on SNAP and i’m not even american lmao

My next girl is gonna be amish no snap no WiFi just her milking me and the cows

Snip snap was the theme of 2025 and it’s looking like 2026 as well

Feel like I am getting Nickle & dimed everywhere I go. New apartment trash pick up fee $40 when I used to just walk out and put it in a chute. $SNAP charging me money every month just so I can save my memories, we live in a subscription based economy I can’t take it anymore

They have no gumption, grit, snap, charisma, or drive. Just to name a few

i think a fart bubble probably engulfs the hole like that civilization jarjar binx is from but long enough for it to "snap shut" then leaves for valhalla

When you fart in the bathtub how does your asshole snap shut fast enough to keep water from getting in there

If anyone knows when carvana will snap this insanity rise , please let me know, so I can load puts 

Japanese stocks hit another record high as expectations of snap poll rise.....calls bitches 🤙

# Pro Tip: This guy is a jackass but not an idiot. The rambling is by design. he's killing time for theta to eat. sometime closer to 3pm or so he will randomly start talking about something market moving. then at 330pm some intern across the room will signal him to begin speaking about the thing that offsets that movement. then we'll snap violently to that direction. this happens every time we have a big "event" around OPEX

Up down, up down, up down. Snip snap, snip snap, snip snap. Thetagang making so much money from endless chop generated by 🥭.

You full port in both directions then shove a stick up your ass, if you can snap the stick, you win

Snap elections, hoping for a bigger majority for the PM's party (and thus, more stimmy)

Dear Diary, I haven’t had soda since the start of the year when it was removed it from SNAP. This is especially cruel because I am poor, overweight, and live in West Virginia - three conditions that legally require at least one Mountain Dew a day. If this keeps up, I might lose weight and gain self-respect, none of which I asked for. Pray for me.

Japan’s Nikkei 225 jumps over 3% as expectations that ruling party will opt for a snap vote rise 😂😂😂😂 oh boy big day toi

Ah snap, I forgot about this one. Ive cashed this cow before.

where do bears keep getting money for plays? I thought SNAP benefits ended

bears awfully pissy ever since their SNAP benefits were cut

ONDL about to snap from +10% to -10% the moment the halt clears

Short All major soda bottlers and suppliers on an 18mon horizon. SNAP benefits no longer applicable on soda products, SNAP benefits is 25% of there annual revenues. You will inevitably see bottling plants close to adjust for lack of volume

$SNAP has to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever put money into. Its allergic to $9.

This will prob go back to being a snip snap market soon.

$8 1/23 $SNAP PUTS brrrrr

$SNAP is dumb.

Who the fuck even uses snap anymore

$SNAP has never been profitable

I'm an employee at SNAP and I hate this fucking company NUKE IT

Let's all short $SNAP

Never knew that trick, I just usually just force wakeup to snap out of it

$SNAP CEO sold his shares amounting to $10m https://www.investing.com/news/insider-trading-news/snap-ceo-evan-spiegel-sells-10m-in-shares-93CH-4436121

$SNAP CEO sold his shares amounting to $10m https://www.investing.com/news/insider-trading-news/snap-ceo-evan-spiegel-sells-10m-in-shares-93CH-4436121

Snap sell volume increased by 4%

Snip snap snip snap

Snip snap snip snap