SNAP

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

Oh snap, a tanker of Percocet...got a chub just thinking about it.

Do you think crypto will rebound if Coinbase start accepting SNAP and welfare benefits?

this disgusting market of no movement makes me want to snap my laptop in half

There’s a race between BULL and SNAP to see who gets to zero first 😭 and I’m bagholding both lmao

Donnie's new US hunger games competition for states is gonna be dope. I hope he sets the stakes high like all federal funding, including snap benefits and Medicaid dependant on a state's ranking in the competition. Could be the best television/streaming venture ever conceived.

The only reason tik tok is popular is ad flow. Has 0 to do with algorithm lol its trash. Even the tik tok shop ads are kinda funny to watch but its all immediately skippable. Instagram and snaps algos are better but due to all the time spent watching shitty ads they never really locked in proper. If i use tiktok for an hour i see 99% content 1% ad. If i use snap its like 50/50 and insta is just annoying as fuck. Its just the ads dude everyones overhyping it so hard lol.

This snip snap snip snap from the market is killing me

Market being dragged down by edgy crypto kids on SNAP benefits armed with juuls 

SING IT WITH ME, “how lowww can you go? *Snap clap* how lowwww can ya go?” 💃🕺💃🕺

The government was shut down for 43 days. Which means that the United States Government, the number one source of inflation, spent no money. No money being injected into the economy via SNAP, Grants, NGO's etc, meant the inflation rate would drop. You cold see the effect of it on domestic goods at any store a month ago.

According to my calculations *(crayons and construction paper fall all over the floor before I hastily snap and break it all, throwing it wherever it lands)* if the market retreats another 4.87%, Im liquidating it all.

Snap back to reality

feels like someone knows something about SNAP with how it’s popping today

SNAP already well over 50% of its daily volume… does someone know something

My entire investment thesis is user provided content only, google pins, reddit and meta. Anything i am missing, fuck snap btw

snip snap snip snap do you know how much transitioning from bear to bull multiple times a day hurts?

SNAP is such a terrible company ran into the ground by the c-suites. Disgusting.

I am looking at the the level 2 data and all the orders and this price action does not make any sense ... i go to SNAP office now

No, but I'll send you Robinhood bucks if you send me your snap benefits Text me: 177-3SU-CKIT

Does robinhood take SNAP benefits to make trades?

How do I sign up for Welfare and SNAP

up down up down up down up down snip snap snip snap snip snap bye bye theta

Awe snap

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP. Just pick a direction FFS

This cold snap means bears are hibernating

We should say bye to the bears cuz after this week they’ll only be able to play if Robinhood starts accepting SNAP benefits 

Hoping I snap out of all this bs and realize I been in the nut house the whole time

Snap out of it brother

Snap back to reality 

SNAP – I hope Evan now has enough money for Christmas presents for his family (after selling $10 million worth of shares, Miranda and the children will soon be getting some great gifts) and now this junk stock will (should) rise and rise and rise... (I've believed in this business next door for 2.5 years, but where's my gift, my dear?

Bro I’m balls deep in SNAP 😭

I can't wait for the day in which SNAP will fall under 1$ and it will have a BYND type of squeeze from regarded traders At least that time I will be prepared

Yeah it wasn’t a coincidence that corn went down when SNAP benefits were under stress 😂 

Why Thanos snap fingers?

If BTC drops below 88k, we’re going down to 83 in the morning. It’ll take small caps, then large caps with it. We might hit 65 by EOY if it doesn’t snap back. Ease into your calls in the morning. Hedge for the chop. It will be bumpy tomorrow if we can’t reclaim 92k BTC. Not safe until 95k (I hate crypto)

Market makers spin some random bearish AI narrative every other week to tank the market with the snap of their fingers, stealing liquidity from retail. These past 6 weeks have been worse than April for the high beta AI plays, yet there’s no expert coverage anywhere, just ridiculous short volume in all of these names, hmmmm…

Oh snap, we are down to levels not seen since . . . noon today

Snap slowly taking it over

I know y'all thought orcl could do a 30% earnings move again. SNAP fucking sucks

SNAP OUT OF IT MY FELLOW BULL YOUR NOT DUMB YOU'RE A SUPER GENIUS SEXY FUCK

Who the fk is this dude on Bloomberg lmao Oh snap it’s a chick

Fucking market hasn’t been fun since OPEN popped off man 🥱 where’s the fun at ??? What stove is the boiling pot on right now what is bubbling that I don’t know about Me thinks SNAP, UNH… good ol classic “WTF that’s still a stock??” Stocks

Snap out of it. You need that job

Yesterday I handed you all CRWV as an easy snap back and here we are with another as equally as easy. MRVL MRVL MRVL —-> down today because an analyst at Benchmark who has “25 years” of experience says MRVL’s big contracts in jeopardy. So 2 things to note: that Benchmark AnALyst Cody whatever is 136 years old. And the Technology that he doesnt understand that MRVL has is cutting edge. It uses light to push data through the chips faster. Many many companies have been working on this technology and failed so far, until MRVL. Cheers

Snip snap snip snap snip snap

Oh snap Campbell Soup reports earnings before market open tomorrow? That's gonna be the catalyst. I was right to hold SPY puts and VIX calls overnight. Jesus take the wheel.

Trump daddy announces bailouts for the regards who voted against their own interests. Why are my taxes going to these fucking farmers in the form of handouts? I'd rather my money goes to people who actually need it like SNAP recipients.

Snip snap

This might be the week I snap, Office Space Milton style They keep messing with my stapler