SOAR

Just give the cry baby his nobel price and watch the market soar again

Soar Team 6, where is you

My dad repeatedly beats me with a closed fist but I tell the authorities it’s just an open hand slap. Today I stayed home from school with covid excuse to watch my stocks soar and my dad confirmed it with the school. I asked why he lied for me. He told me since I have his back he has mine.

Honestly i don’t have one. What makes you think it could soar so high?

What if I told you the market will soar to a top never thought possible and dump to where it’s at now…. So when it does dump back to where we are now you think “oh this can’t be the bottom, probably gonna touch 2025 lows” ….. and then you’ll miss it.

Algorithms soar venture capital's warm breath inflates the future

STORY OF BEARS title - "RUG LIFE": They painted pictures dark and grim, Of empty ports where ships grew dim, Las Vegas nights without a soul, While markets tumbled out of control. "World War Three!" the prophets cried, "Tariffs crashing!" they implied, "AI's coming for your job, The whole economy will sob!" So I stood in the storm with cash in hand! Waiting for that promised land Of puts that will print and shorts that will soar, I'll send those bulls through the door. The prophets spoke of guaranteed despair, But bulls just laughed and didn't care, They trampled us beneath their feet, Making every short retreat. Now silence fills the trading floor, No bears left to fight this war, Their bones lie scattered, dreams all dead, While ATH's dance overhead!

The worst ones are those who hate you pointing out how fraudulent this market is. Literally the rich and tech bros just stealing from everyone else as prices keep going up, paychecks get cut while their consumption continues to soar to record highs. https://i.postimg.cc/YSBX9RRh/top-10-income-consumption-Copy.png Meanwhile "miracle of AI" making energy prices soar for local residents 260%+. Using billion liters of drinking water a day.

**Bloomberg Breaking:** *Global Stocks Soar — Rock Band Green Day Reportedly Renames Itself ‘October 6’ to Mark the Market’s Massive Rally*

Gambling/Inconfirmity is some form of thought It's taking nature's try and tried investment 401k path and saying: I can do better! Crash or soar (it's actually crash) but there is a seed of thought there

US Beef prices soar 70% on lowest inventory since 1951. Calls on beef futures?

In other news, markets were down for 17 minutes in premarket trading yesterday as the US government announced it would officially be shutting down. Drug manufacturers saw their stocks soar as they announced a 50% cost reduction in price of their drugs. Details unclear at this time. Markets rallied after a new peace plan for Gaza was announced. This announcement comes after previous talks to level historic religious sites to build a golf course stalled 9 months ago.

Our economy is getting ready to soar like never seen before and there’s people in here buying SPY puts 😭💔

So in reality the simple truth is this will soar until mango leaves office and then they all pull the plug