SQQQ

Even ABAT and UUUU which should benefiting from this shit are dropping fuck everything is getting rugged right now and none of my cash settles before Monday I won’t be able to buy SQQQ to hedge

At least I can still buy some SQQQ shares.

SQQQ is gonna fucking PRINT monday

Glad my instinct to immediately pivot to SQQQ and TSLQ worked Kinda sucks that I don't have big money to make it life changing though

SQQQ making bank

200% gain on SQQQ

Glad i held on to my calls..my sqqq calls 

SQQQ is printing lmao

Bought 5000 SQQQ Wednesday and sold at the bottom yesterday. Monday Bought 40x QQQ 590P for 10/10 but sold yesterday. Fuck me, right?

Might be a good time to load up on some SQQQ

Short NASDAQ by shorting TQQQ and shorting SQQQ as a hedge. Long VIX by being long VXX and shorting VXX as a hedge. Long XLF by shorting FAZ Long TLT by being long TMF Neutral semis by being short SOXS and also short SOXL at the same exposures.

Somebody asked for undervalued tech stocks? I said SQQQ lmaoooo🤌

I only sell SQQQ puts. It's the only thing that makes sense and the only thing keeping my wife's boyfriend happy.

Does this work as well as something like selling puts on SQQQ?

Buying the SQQQ dip

great time to be holding sqqq

Bears, buying puts on SPX, SPY, QQQ isn't enough. The market loves calls. CALLS ON SQQQ and VIX

Long Dollar/Yen Short Euro/Dollar Long VXX Short TQQQ and short SQQQ,: Net short NASDAQ with SQQQ short as a hedge. Short SOXS and short SOXL: Net neutral position on semis. Short FAZ

the winner is the one that buys sqqq puts

Weird how sqqq barely moves now

I hate to say it but… puts or sqqq on open. This chip rip is straight retarded, and I say that holding Nvidia AMD and AVGO lmao.

Wake up, drink coffee, pet my cat, light a candle, trade options during my morning poo, go to work. Calls on SQQQ because obviously something is going to give eventually, someday, maybe. They say the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent...but nobody has bowels like I do.