SUB

I hit the buy button any time it’s sub 213. Not a coincidence it’s hit 212.90 three times in the three sessions. I’m hoping for an earnings bump.

There are 200 different major types of cancer with several thousand sub types. Cancer survival rates have mooned over the last 20 years: they basically have cured many of them. Skin, prostate and thyroid cancers have nearly 100% survival rates if caught early. Breast and cervical cancers aren't far behind. When I was a teenager in the 90s basically any kind of cancer was probably going to be  fatal or at best leave you crippled or disfigured. Now treating them is routine and you don't even need to go to hospital for some of them. Shit is happening even if you don't know about it 

Glad LLY is down, hoping for sub-300 range

I have a strange feeling that in the coming weeks GLD will be banished from WSB. Remember when Gold tards were being bullied at even a mention? This is not a good sign at all for this sub (or the fkin economy). When Liberation Day happened that stirred this shit up.

I think it's hilarious how this sub will say that SPY bears are rooting for the economy to collapse and now it's full of gold bulls buying in at 90+ RSI lmao

This is gold brother, not GameStop. A Reddit sub ain’t doing shit to $30T market cap lol

When GLD corrects, it's going to absolutely gape everyone in this sub. I took my profits today and would not advise opening any new positions until there's an actual correction. Going to be very violent

Didn’t check the sub all day what happened now why is everything practically red?

If they solve autism this sub will be gone

JPM sub 300 has to be a safe parking lot... right? RIGHT?

RFK jr thinks everyone in this sub should be institutionalized

Sub is being infiltrated by put buyers 

#THE DOOM IN THIS SUB TODAY WAS ALMOST INSUFFERABLE, LMAO. 🤌

Can’t believe this degen sub is buying gold of all things. We’ve come full circle

Feels like we either rebound at 660 and close green or we close sub 655 with no in between huh

this sub has become my main source of news.

So fuckin wild that GLD is pinned to the top of this sub

Btc sub 100 by november

USAR is now sub 30, fml

Jersey Mike's Italian sub with chopped cherry pepper relish.

I don't get why people freak out like this. If you would just look at the last few weeks, Thursdays are always kinda dumpy but recover somewhat to then have a good day on Friday. More drama in this sub than gossip girl. But I get it when you have 0dte's lol

# I AM THE MOST FAMOUS USER IN THIS SUB LMAO

Rare earth died the moment this sub aped into it lol

This sub would love a stock called TSM

It doesnt seem like my comments on this sub are showing up 😢

Someone ended up eating shitty leftover bussy-queef off a penos last night and is taking it out on everyone in this sub

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What was this sub like in 2022 bear market?

Do I need to do something truly retarded to get a flair for this sub?

I feel like such a tadpole in here sometimes with my sub 10k account but I’ve made crazy gains (up 1000% on my ASTS position)off ASTS and OPEN and just wanna say I feel like that SpongeBob meme where he makes 1 krabby patty to Neptunes 500

I am pretty bearish myself, but I have to say, the influx of fundamentally reasonless fearmongering posts combined with more conspiracy theory nonsense makes me wonder if the sub is being targeted to try to influence perception...

Imagine you're a billionaire, everything is going great in your life, you do all sorts of awesome crazy shit, sign up to go visit the titanic wreckage, get there and it's some shit tin can sub, captain says it's chill bro dont worry no refunds, you shrug and go alright... and fuck. Maybe things aren't so bad afterall in your life.

The value investing sub is so fucking useless compared to wsb it’s unbelievable. Must be the dumbest most egotistical clowns on all of Reddit.

why when i post on the sub do i always get “All Time Cringe Post for the Sub” as the first comment

only on the dentist sub do they complain a dental school dean making 300k is why their tuitions are so high. smack my own head.

I ventured into the stocks sub daily. It’s literally like 3 people having a conversation with each other all day. And I’m pretty sure it’s just 3 bots because the shit they say is so fucking dumb.

Imagine a naive redditor comes to this sub to get some tips about what to invest and all they see is: ***"LOLOL BEERS R FUGGD"*** ***"CHECK THE TRUTH SOCIAL!"*** ***"BOOLS R FUGGD XD"*** ***"BER U REALLY THOUGHT?"*** ***"SHIT IM FUGGD :("***

I sit right next to a bloomberg terminal at work and yet consistently chose to look at this sub instead. this is proof of regardness for when the irs asks why I keep missing tax deadlines

I am half the sub.

Half this sub jumps into any random stock play that gets posted here with no DD.

Half the sub asking ChatGPT - how to gain insider information.

There are more 'rich fucks' here than people realize. WSB's is full of shitposters, degens, gamblers and hedgies. It's basically the most watched sub for people with actual skin in the game, far more than [r/stocks](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/) or [r/investing](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/)

That -0.50% drop on SPY wiped out HALF this sub. I kid you not.

That time u/bigclit made me a mod and I actually started helping in the sub lol u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR I need flair permissions pls hurry

*this sub

This sub is INFINITELY more entertaining when the market goes down lol

Didn't type in this sub for a month, in the green. Good to have you back regards

The collective intelligence of this sub is intimidating at times. I can tell almost all of you are financial experts and I thank you for sharing your knowledge. I would have never known that bers r gey without you.

This is only 2.5% off the ATH. When spy drops 20-30% this sub will so entertaining

Every fuckijg pump up is kicked immediately back down. This will not get above 666 again. To much fucking walls and this will drop to sub 664 without notice. Fucking pathetic for not selling above 668 when I had the chance. God I hate this market. Hooing for good TMS earnings and then im done with this shit show for awhile.