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Top 3 gayest subs on reddit 1. r/wallstreetbets 2. r/Fauxmoi 3. r/Gamingcirclejerk And thats says a lot about this sub, considering the competition

90% of this sub has 0DTEs or weeklies, so I'd say bloodbath is appropriate

this sub is the best with volatility

sub is unhinged bc overnight markets are unhinged 🤣

Best DD this sub has ever seen

that’s the most illogical thing i’ve seen in this sub

I mean, we’re all morons in the sub but can you imagine how moronic you have to be to have a flair in WSB

People hate on OKLO as if this sub was made for logical reasonable people LMAOOOOOO. Just shut up and buy the calls poor boi

I check this sub every goddamn day and somehow still don't hear about tickers that apparently everyone knew about what the fuck is NVTS

The ppl running the OPEN sub suck. Everyone today was like “hey, everything is green, how come OPEN is down.” And they’re like “fuk you paper hands stfu and quit crying lil bich boy moon tomorrow duh buy the dip duh moon duh duh bich boy duh moon rocket duh!!!” Clearly recruitment is a struggle for the open army. Maybe in time they will learn that telling everyone to stfu is not good publicity for the army. Just a thought. With that in mind I would like to OPEN the door for a new sub, the BannedOpen sub. One of yall special Reddit folks can get it going. My guess is there will be more ppl in there than the actual open sub now since asking questions and looking for clarity is met with …..whatever you call that above. Maybe we can all short it together??? Ehh?? FOMO??? Shogun??? 😉

I want it sub 15!

Why is there a wallstreetbets sub with 3 Ls that's just for pumping some random stock called YYAI lmao. Keeps coming up in my feed

Man I thought we’d get a furious rally, not this sub 2% day.

At this rate VIX gonna crack sub 17s by tomorrow, crazy.

The sub was Thanos clapped 👏 on Friday…

At the gym opened Reddit and I was on an Asian porn sub. I think I need to break some habits

I seriously don't understand how people in this sub can complain about price action when spy is literally up nearly 2% LOL

A lot of people lost a lot of money on poet technologies and it shows. You never buy a stock when it is the most talked about on WSB. Longterm? An amazing investment🤑 sub 1 billion market cap with an unlimited market🤩

My favourite thing about this sub is seeing a comment like this and then checking the ticker and its flat😂

TSLA going sub $420?

It's like a sub full of people expecting a 2.5-3.5% rebound in a single day huh

seriously, I love how people in this sub are acting like they control the market

In a sub full of low effort post, you somehow manage to exceed all expectations.

I used to live on that sub. I’d wager 99% of people on that sub are liberal and you’re jus a retard

I was banned from the ASTS sub because I said "orange face clown" when mentioning the tariffs. Those mods have orange paint around their mouths. He's in the files.

I'm so pissed at my judgement. I scalped USAR for a measly fifteen percent game on a call, then said out loud and on this sub that I see it as a smart play and I'd buy shares if it dipped below thirty and now I watch like 800% gains get swept away because I'm too dumb to see the forest and the trees together or some shit.

Send that hoe VIX sub 19

95% of people don't get their daily fiber and all of those people are here looking at stocks on the toilet as they short squeeze out their Jersey Mike sub they ate last night.

The amount of people in this sub who: A. Are not aware the market is open today B. Are not aware it is a bank holiday and funds from Friday sales won't settle ..Is absolutely alarming to me. 

My fat ass had a giant sub from Jersey Mike's last night. About to take a giant life changing dump. Hopefully the only dump we experience today.

tell that a salaried worker at sub 60k

All of the stocks I bought that were hyped on this sub are up, all of my "safe" like mag 7 and brk.b are down a couple percent... what gives?

This sub is unusually negative tonight

Can someone build a sub for inside trading tracker?

WSB the kinda sub to buy puts *after* the -3% move in a single day huh

Had the idea that with everyone holding mostly cash on hand right now that ima dump everything into ZORA crypto yesterday at .071, with a sub 500 million market cap could it not have a real chance of going crazy this week? Hopefully slapping a bandaid on my losses Friday

The r/economists sub said we won't have any toys on the shelves just in time for christmas. That comment had over 1000 upvotes. Funny af.

This sub is DeepSeek AI with 50 alts

#INSANE ANTICIPATION FOR TOMORROW OPEN I will surely get some beers and snacks! ##Fucking fucking love this sub

The great thing about this sub is that half of us are actually retarded, half of us cosplay being retarded, and we all upvote each other so we don't know who is who. It's like the truman show but specifically aimed at retards.

I love how no matter what happens, come Monday half this sub will be shitting on the other half as they have a very bad day.

This sub is so boring during recessions 

why do a single day drop turned this sub into a therapy session? LMFAO, it's not the first time, right?

Corn sub 100 seems doable

Every since I started participating on this sub, I get nonstop ads for hair loss treatments and boner pills. You guys good?

Half this sub doesn't realize the market is open on Monday 🤣

this sub is so fucking ghey

Is it just me, or does it feel like this sub is full of high schoolers right now

I can't tell if the sub is sarcastic or not about "buying the dip". It's down a couple percent and hit ATH...a day ago.

Raise your hands if the sub 2% drop to the total US stock market destroyed your entire port because you’re a leveraged to the tits degen whose only understanding of the word hedge pertains to gardening