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sub is so much funnier during market downturns

less than -3% and this sub is destroyed Pretty fucking hilarious in a sad money-losing way

If you haven't yet, take a peek into a crypto sub. Full on apocalypse.

This sub is so perplexing. You try to be nice to be people and get downvoted on the other hand you say LMAO YOU'RE ENDING BROKE AND HOMELESS and end up with 10 upvotes

This sub is so much fun when you lose less money than everyone else gg everyone 😂

The only good thing about blood day is this sub

SPY SUB 647 GAH DAMN

PATH going sub 10 next week. All robots are made in China. Software controls from USA to China. Good luck.

Holding amzn calls might not feel good gonna visit the 🌽 sub to feel better

CryptoTard sub on suicide watch rn

-4% day and i think this sub needs a prayer thread

The best days on WSB are when there's blood in the streets Rag the gay bears all you want they bring out the best of this sub

This sub is 100% gain porn on green days and somehow also 100% gain porn on red days. Post your losses you fuckin pussies!

Ngl I’m genuinely surprised our government hasn’t gone to Sub Saharan Africa to secure mineral rights. Doesn’t Congo hold most of the rare earth minerals we want?

There was a post in this sub, dude sold his 95 $671p earlier this morning for $0.65 which were worth $11.50 25 minutes after.

Bought some $PATH $20 calls expiring December because of this sub, let’s cook

Last chance for sub-$3 DNN

snowflake sub lol

To force engagement Like, why’re 🫵 linking a trash sub in the daily❓

lol just asked copilot to assess the general sentiment today on the wsb sub. Listed 10 stocks and every single one was “bullish”

Just a reminder that RGC squeezed shorts from 3$ to 800$ in a few months. Youre not on the investing sub. And momentum trading is a thing, wether you despise it or not. No the valuations dont make sense, doesnt mean there aint money to make.

“Invest”? Do you know what sub you are on?

This sub loves SPY for some reason but Qs for me. Especially today.

They're using bots to spam this sub in hope of saving their shitty company. Honestly with how WSB is, might work

Front page of this sub is in the shitter

10y yield is approaching sub 4% You know what that means 💵🖨♾️🫧❌️📌🐂💰🤑

Reddit devs needed to look productive for there bosses so they removed being able to see how many people are in a sub and replaced it with how many users interacted with it in the last month

You have strong sub 70 IQ vibes

I’m going to let you in on my secret to trading meme stocks you see on this sub. For your first entry: Take a small starter position. I’m talking like not more than 1% of your port with shares. These things almost always pull back in the first few days. If your first purchase is too big, when you buy the dip you might find yourself overexposed to a very volatile position. When the pull back occurs buy in similar sized increments on the way down, building up to maybe 5% max. After it recovers and your profits on shares are enough to buy a similar sized at-the-money call 1-2 months out, sell your shares and buy calls with the profits only. “Free” calls and now you have limited downside risk. Some are just going to fizzle out. Set a max loss percentage and be prepared to take an L and move on. Cheers 🥃

the local druggies in this sub absolutely need to hear this

PATH goes up in overnight market, sub: _**YEAAHH!**_ PATH goes down in same overnight market, sub: _**FAKE MARKET, STRAIGHT UP MANIPULATION**_

Sometimes I be forgetting most everyone in this sub is american and watches american footy

Every Tylenol bottle your mum drank has led you to this sub 🥹

Isn’t this sub full of hetero-turned-gey, no?

#5 DOWNVOTES ON PATH GOING TO 10. THIS SUB IS COOKED. 🤌

But why didn't you buy META at sub $700? 🤔

#THIS SUB HATES AMD AND LOVES GETTING RUGGED BY MARKET MAKERS. 🤌

Whenever i go to the gamestore sub i cant tell if theyre all 100% in character and its all tounge in cheek or if theyre being serious

I feel like everyone here is making shit tons of money right now, and for this sub, that’s ungodly concerning

So today I get to interview an intern Me: Tell me about yourself Intern: blah blah blah blah … I used to work at Wendy … Me: Ha 😂 Intern paused. Me coughed. We looked at each other… I hate this sub

This sub gonna be pure 🍿 when the bubble pops

Those who can’t do, teach, your prof probably belonged to this sub

Thinking Tylenol causes medical problems makes you the biggest inbred Cheerio in this entire sub.

Jokes on you 90% of this sub trades weeklys

This sub is full of bots? 🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

this sub looks programmed af to buy calls but i think it works for a few more months

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My move tomorrow is more paperhanding. Had nbis weeklies 135c cons with 1.75 avg from days ago. Didn't avg down at sub 1 both yesterday and today, sell today for like 10 percent profit. Look a few hours later, them MFs 3xed

No, absolutely no idea how the sub could go that low. You probably do I guess.

I geniuenly feel that half this sub is single cell sperms as humans