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I geniuenly feel that half this sub is single cell sperms as humans

guys the trick with APLD was to sell calls at this point, not buy them. They pumped it today before earnings specifically to move those contracts to feast on the high IV but I dont think anyone on this sub knows a damn thing about options

Seems like RDDT broke resistance, goodbye sub 200

Bro imagine if we had an actual -1% day here, the whole sub would be wiped.

##Back to back red days might bankrupt this sub.

It appears this sub has only bought calls o n things that have gone up for 8 days in a row, or gone up 40% in three days. Lol

These sub 1% movements are lame af

So, to my fellow regards in this sub….how far does PATH go?

Why is WEAV popular on this sub lol

If you didn’t get in on RDDT sub 200 you don’t know ball

Post liberation day, GLD went under 3k. Now we're talking about a sub 4k dip

GLD dip to sub 4k?

Newer members to this sub probably wondering why the numbers are written in red today in their investment apps.

if Reddit had an IQ spectrum for all the sub reddits where would wsb lean

When I recently joined this sub , I was told AMD is the Advanced Money Destroyer, Tesla was going to 0, MSTR is a pyramid scheme and UNH is going bankrupt. Goes to say you're all fucking retarded as shit

Imagine if reddit decided to ban this sub from all the bashing we do to it

Bruh. Take a deep breath. I have no doubt moderating a sub full of degenerates can't be easy. I probably could have worded my comment a little better but, having been a regular on this board for over 7 years, I can certainly feel the shift. I know you guys are playing whack-a-mole with the bots and edgelords hoping to get in a zinger. Sorry if you took it personally.

I swear the r/daytrading sub is full of bigger retards than this place. Bunch of people who think they just need one more screen on their desk to be profitable

Retard alert was 191 now it’s sub 2 dollars

Remember to mention random tickers sometimes like PHAT and AZZ to throw off the algos screening this sub

What happened to this sub, so boring these days where all the Bulls fuk bers fuk comments.

Anyone else feel like this sub got lobotomized these past few months? Not complaining it just feels less chaotic

0.04% red and you retards talk about correction. We really need a new sub without these morons

The entire sub should be spamming GLD calls. It literally works every day

if you're not gay or schizo then why are you in this sub 🤔

I think tiltok finance may be dumber than this sub. that's impressive

If NVDA pumps to 200 this week, I will give reach arounds for every degen in this godforsaken sub

Every word I use was picked up from this sub, so that makes you cringe too

If ETH doesn't reverse right now this is definitely going sub 4,300 before it tries to come back up.

This sub is the perfect mix of billionaires and poors.

Is this the sub where I can find some good blue chip stocks for retirement.

The "people" talking about it in this sub are bots

WSB gonna chump POET exit liquidity bb. Everyone in it since sub @4. Thank you and good night,

This sub gonna be pure 🍿 when the bubble pops

Weekly reminder that the KSS sub exists. These mfers going into stores and writing trip reports with videos and commentary 😭😭😭

bro is calling out like 80% of this sub 💅

How does this sub have a ticker for POET and not GLD, you all are taking the regarded thing too far

The quarter mil POET yolo on the front page is the chefs kiss. This is what I come to this sub for 🤌

jfc this sub is so drunk rn 🤣

I wish I had never found this sub

I love this sub unironically

being straight is illegal in this sub

My life would be far more depressing without this sub

Nr2 describes 90% of the crypto sub

Do you not know what sub you're on?

$410.. main worry is the fall-back if gov shutdown ends.. feel like it'll go sub 400 before recovering

There are like 15% good smart people in the open sub and 70% are copium to the moon never sell all news is good news regards Sometimes I get off reading their dumb comments and realizing I'm still blessed with a brain Not saying the stock doesn't have bullish momentum, just saying some of them are braindead

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Lots of inheritance money in this sub. Great wealth transfer is in effect ;D