TACO

Hopefully TACO doesn’t TACO this time and tells Gyna to go fuck themselves this week. I’m holding $GLD calls, I would never be a filthy bear.

Right, no one is paying attention to a stock that Taco specifically mentioned in a tweet... sure.

Exactly correct about being burnt. As for calls, I have never actually placed an option before; I really considered it when Mango announced tariffs, knowing he was serious and it was going to crash the market, but TACO, and that's essentially why I have been day trading LETFs as the market (really MANGO manipulation) is too volatile right now for holding stocks. I have not done enough research into doing options, but I find choosing a strike price to be very high-risk. I prefer to day trade LETFs/ inverse LETFs that I can expect to go up based on chart data. I would eventually like to place options once I get better at trading and reading the markets, as I'm pretty new to day trading.

I'm finally coming to terms that I lost 50% of my savings in just a few days by joining the hype of BYND; I'm embarrassed and ashamed, but more upset knowing it will take alot longer to regain my losses; I was doing really well after TACO by day trading LETFs, but that was easy investing as most stocks werte moving up. I looked at VIX, charts- VMAP, RSI, MACD, and set stop losses and never held onto anything overnight to avoid losses. I became cocky and started gambling based on speculation and emotions. Thank you to those who advised me to cut my losses and sell!

So TACO stop talking trade with Canada to dodge the CPI report in the headline?

##Good news is we priced in the rate cuts, the wars, the trade wars, the govt shutdown, the inflation, the economic slowdown, and both the taco and the untaco. ##And any sort of bad news is automatically good news because it likely means more hypothetical rate cuts in the future which don't necessarily translate to lower interest rates, but they might so we like the idea of that. And with that the safest play by far is 700 calls for EOW next week post what's certain to be the best earnings of all time.

Imagine buying fake meat and it’s not even Taco Bell

Is it me, or is the move just to buy when TACO announces a tariff and enjoy the ride up when he inevitably backs out? Seems like a money printer.

Im guessing a lot of people bought puts after Taco went nuclear on Canada and called trade talks off. Of course MMs wouldnt let you have an easy play...

You can just call him TACO. Nothing he says moves the market for more than half a day because everyone knows he is 100% going to fold on anything he says

How can anyone say that meat is for sure dead? Beyond Meat partnered with McDonald's, KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. Don't they just need to cut costs and chill with the big guys? seems like management problem and not the product.

forgot about the nov 1st tariffs. Another vendor was talking about air shipping some stuff to get a head of it. Taco needs to Taco already.

No V for INTC, how can Taco allow this

Bag holded my 670 LEAPs for SPY for ther longest time. Got fukt by TACO GYNA Oct 10 and was down 1.5k for the longest time. Finally onloaded for +700 profit at open. I guess I'm not as regarded as most of you here. Good luck to all, gonna enjoy my orange juice.

So taco is mad that Canada quoted Regan? Just shut up and golf and it goes up...

Buy signal from taco before CPI released 🧑‍🍳

Taco: what are the expected numbers? This weeks head of BLS: 3.1% Taco: they better be less than that unless you want to end up like the last guy. This weeks head of BLS: Thy will be done. thank you my king.

i fuking hate this fucker cramer jesus fuck man what a taco cawk lover. just say it bro.

A china trade deal is bearish because that means no more taco

taco lies all the time whats the difference between that and the Ronald Rogen ad? LKMAO

CPI numbers are faker than Melonia marrying taco for a real marragie to get her green card

If TACO allows CPI to be released when the government is still shut down, so, of course, the CPI needs to be good. Bear are so stupid lmao

I dont think he will TACO on this

TACO

Taco is a megalomaniac and will make anything happen that can make him look good, including flying cars at the \`28 LA Olympics

I can't buy at these levels please Donnie just drop the Friday nuke tweet and then TACO Sunday so we can all get back in at a quick lil -4. That Canada tweet didn't do shit, insult China again or something man.

Don't worry, we'll call taco and we'll get him to take a stake in sex robots next

It’s taco Friday boys! Buckle up!

Market didn't even flinch on Canada news. Taco is now priced in. 

Mango Taco Diddler ending trade talks w/Canada over a TV ad. That tracks

The TV ads stopped negotiations. Incoming taco 😒

Well it is friday. Which means, time for TACO to escalate some shit lol

Are not entertained? - Taco con loco

justin trudeau probaby fuked foreign first lady doggy style in the white house then katy perry so taco bigly mad about it

I don't even know, I have been thinking a lot of the TACO news have been blusters for negotiations and made money whenever he tanked the market being bollish. I am thinking he wants a correction now rather than later during midterms or he wants to hide a bad CPI report with this kind of news. All I am sure of is that he hates any real analysis of the market and is very guilty of insider trading.

Ex canada ceo fucked foreign first lady melonia so hard taco big mad about it so he cancelled all Canada trade deals lmao

It's too late at night for anyone to give a fuck... By 7am though, it's taco time bitches

Taco con loco

Only on beef acc. to Doofus ...He's going to soybean the beef farmers...Make Argentina Great Again!!! PS don't worry beef farmers...you don't understand tariffs and TACO knows more about farming than any of you fools.

Dovish Fed+TACO+AIAIAIAI and SPY is above 700 in the blink of the eye

If you're wondering which stocks to buy just buy what taco buys. He's outperforming almost all hedge funds (how miraculous) with every investment up at least 80%, currently worth $17.2 billion. Soon to come are quantum computing stocks, I'm going to buy them too. https://preview.redd.it/utewja21jxwf1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ba0ba6cc53772206c9134d4b6eded426d2eaba

wen taco celebratory INTC tweet? Should send it to 50 when online

We’ll know before open. If CPI is cooked i’m headed for zero on these. I need a hawkish number which is unlikely. Better yet- we need extremely confrontational comms from the gynese overnight to crush futes. Honestly if i’m in the insider trump gang i want tomorrow to be blood red so i can load the boat for rate cuts+taco

Hard not to see next week as green... Mag7 earnings will be fine, rate cut somehow not priced in, and maybe even taco china trade news

#breaking: INTEL to be change name to MANGO INTEL to please Taco

LOLLOLOL BULLS! Retard just mentioned the alleged Nov 1st 157% tariffs on Gyna again. Just kidding. I know he'll taco out but it's still pretty funny he's still trying to pretend that will be a thing.

Spy pump is super based-bullish china meeting War with Venezuela soon Trade war TACO so far Credit fuk

In case you aren't paying attention, taco just pardoned the guy who helped him set up his crypto scam coin.

So mango announcing TACO on russia sanctions today?

TACO with the classic PnD after making money from the dump