TACO

The pump on the last taco is going to make April 9, 2025, look like a slightly green day.

Whoever held Spx calls over the weekend and got blessed with 🥭 taco sweet is so lucky

Ber is so fuk when we taco Tuesday

Bull became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “Are you okay bro?” asks Bear. "I’ve never been better, I see it all now, we’re not getting TACO or the strait open. we’re going to 0."

Taco trump on the move

Bols don’t realize he can’t TACO forever

I will be ready for next Mondays premarket taco

Probably TACO and Netanyahu is gonna getting marry at Strait of Hormuz.

taco tuesday babyy

Rolled double Taco with 🥭 salsa for breakfast tomorrow

TACO wanted a green day and he got one

TACO for another day or two and then reverse TACO thursday

Tomorrow is TACO Tuesday

Am I the only one incredulous that after **TACO TACOING SO MUCH, that the market still cares about his tweets?** is the market this stupid? **or are MMs just faking taking his tweets seriously to have an EXCUSE** to cause wild swings and inject tons of IV as a result and take triple the moneis from us?

Imagine taco to 670 tmw lmaooo

How was this fake taco not predictable

Taco cycle completed. We invade Friday night as usual. long or short oil nobody knows not even the insiders.

Im just read for TACO Tuesday.

taco tuesday happening somehow

I swear he is addicted to tacoing. I can see him escalate this little Iran situation one or two more times just so he can bust a nut when he sends out his taco tweet at 7am lol

BREAKING : Numerous bears injured or killed following an intercontinental taco.

guys he is going to reverse taco again. then full taco. he never full tacos all at once

As soon as it's revealed that these supposed negotiations were with the Shah and thus hold no basis, the market is gonna tank again. Its important for taco to keep the market afloat before midterms, so that explains the blatant manipulation.

TACO only works if the other players also agree that you surrender. Iran said it's not Tuesday, so you need to eat mangos on Monday.

Should send out a tweet AH to spook markets, crashing Nikkei/Kopsi in the morning. Taco by market open here so SPY pumps. Rinse and repeat until Asian markets go to 0.

Why would you ship out thousands of troops only to taco a few days later. Troops that won’t get there until late April, mid April if they floor it and line up ship oilers to dump fuel in all the way across the pacific. Why would you set a 48 hour ultimatum if you were in the middle of talks literally over the weekend. This just seems like another stall to get troops in place and prop up the market for another week. Meanwhile that strait is still not moving ships, people are still not getting physical oil. Is 🥭 just looking to see who shows up to the talks so he can air strike them again? His words say one thing, but his actions don’t suggest this is over.

ISRAELI OFFICIAL TO CHANNEL 12: TRUMP WILL NOT SIGN A DEAL WITH IRAN THAT DOES NOT ACHIEVE THE WAR'S OBJECTIVES United States of Israel has spoken. 🌮will not taco until desired results are achieved.

6 months gone down the drain (yet again). thanks taco man.

#iran talks same shit as saying taco has a black friend

taco pullin a plan out of the russian play book.. pretend the enemy wants to make a deal while you load up military planes with more bombs.

YOU HAVE 48 HOURS FOR ME TO TACO

Moonipulate Monday to Taco Tuesday. Can’t go tits up

T-5 days. Tik tok Taco

I'm not seeing anything changed in the strait. markets are absolutely regarded when it comes to the mango. turns out, there's no taco this time. it's not up to the T, there is no chickening out short of reparations and conciliation. anyways, great entry for puts.

I think the TACO nickname was injected by Big Mexican to keep us thinking about tacos every single day multiple times a day. Damn you Taco Bell, savvy ass bastards.

Sorry bols, you're going to have to wait for this market to turn 18 for TACO to stop fucking it.

VIX bout to go green tho. It’s going up sharply, the sell off pump and dump TACO

I was up this morning in puts and oil futes. Then mangos tweet fucked me in the ass and my day was ruined. Thought about selling cus I knew he would taco, but I thought he would do it later. Fuck me. Fuck mango. Fuck this shitty ass shit market /rant

taco got called out by several iranian gov figures and media outles. europe + east asia didn't pin down trump on his taco. israel vows to continue attacks. this will be ugly

Am I the only one amazed that after **TACO TACOING SO MUCH, that he still swings the whole fucking market with a tweet?** is the market this blind? **or are MMs just faking taking his tweets seriously to have an EXCUSE** to cause wild swings and inject tons of IV as a result and make triple the moneis from us?

Everyone out here trying to play 5 inter-dimensional chess and Taco is out there playing Chutes and Ladders.

taco tuesday = he bombs Iran tmrw

dame Iran News is more honest than taco. who wuld have thought lmao

No shot yall are trying to prop up a taco headline

#If this is the extent of the pump from TACO then we are cooked, it's not even past lunch yet

hahaha taco talking to an imaginary person in Iran LMAO ahahaha

Israel says it carried out wide number of strikes today, Taco ain't chickening out from this one

How does the unnamed Iranian official stand to benefit from lying about Trump having productive discussions with Iran? And how does Trump stand to benefit from lying about having productive discussions with Iran? Trump clearly wants to TACO. The question now is whether he will be successful in backing out this late in the game.

One thing I can't figure out... why taco at 7AM EST? He doesn't normally taco like that. This one seems weird. Obviously, the taco itself is not at all surprising, but it nevertheless feels off. What's he cooking? Delay tactic? Actual capitulation? Bigger bribes from gulf states?

What usually follows after taco mondays 😂