TACO

What usually follows after taco mondays 😂

Taco likely planning a Kragg Island takeover by Friday , he says he wants to talk, Israel says they want more war and we send 7500 more marines with the arrival of **USS Boxer Amphibious. Taco is planning for a takeover, this is just a lie to keep market up till Friday.**

I wish he could really TACO out. I wish Iran would let him taco out. I truly wish so. Even though I am up to the tits with oil stocks, I wouldn't mind losing a few grands if that means this retarded war would end. Cause if this war really escalates, apart from a lot of senseless war causalities, water and food shortages will also kill a lot of people and truly cause suffering in dozens of 3rd world countries. I don't care what they have to do, the US fucked up big time. At the very least they need to give a hundred billion $, and whatever else they ask for, just make sure this stupid conflict doesn't escalate... It really feels like Mango wants to taco out, if Iran lets him, he will.

>What about the Strait of Hormuz, who's going to be in control of that? >\- That will be opened very soon if this works. >Who's going to be in control of it? >\- It will be jointly controlled by maybe me and the Ayatollah, whoever the next Ayatollah is... TACO + Ayatollah superfriends. Imagine being Saudi Arabia or the UAE and getting attacked over this shit for him to be like "Yeh, so the strait, that's errrr... Yeh."

"BREAKING: TACO says Strait of Hormuz may be “jointly controlled” by the U.S. and Iran once reopened." Now suddenly he wants to be buddy with Iran lol

It takes two to taco

I timed the TACO wrong. I thought it would be the weekend before last.

Keep gambling on TACO moment #26 and remember to save up for Brump Dump #27 at the end of the week

Bears: but I was promised a lasting war! He said so!!! Taco: 🌮 _ 🌮

Imagine being 🥭s buddy. He can let you know when the next TACO tweet drops so you can go all in. Free money machine holy moly

Bro did global oil prices really drop 15$/barrel because of a taco tweet about a made-up meeting. Meanwhile Israel jus keeps bombing Lebanon lmao

"OIL FACILITIES THAT HAVE BEEN DESTROYED MAGICALLY REAPPEARED AFTER TACO"

What happens on taco tuesdays if he already tacoed on monday?

no no no, he gave them another 5 days, TACO BABY!

Hedge funds, Billionaires : Yo Taco we're holding massive bags here can you bail us out? Taco: Sure lemme hop on truth social real quick they always fall for it

If I wasn't a degenerate gambler I would quite trading all together until mango is out of office. This shit is nerve wrecking and completely fucking untradeable. Dumbest possible time-line. 100% gonna post another tweet tomorrow that will dump things again, and then taco, rinse and repeat. Fuckitifuck fuck.

Iran said TACO lied and SPY still up 2% lmao. 6300 by next week

Good news: TACO on escalatory power plant strikes  Bad news: Trump completely made up the fact he actually talked with Iran lol

I’m STILL A BEAR 🐻‼️💥 🥭 WILL REVERSE THE TACO LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES

After I graduated from high school I went to America and was excited as heck for everything I only knew from TV so far. I was most excited for the fast food and especially for Taco Bell, as we didn’t have it in europoor. And as I excitedly bit into this taco I ordered there it was a descend through all seven of Dante’s hells in one moment. This gooey, non-substantial thing just reminded me of my own life, an indifferable melange of grey and white, tasteless, hopeless. It was the first, worst and last taco of my life. Until today.

The  🙌bigliest👐 taco 👌pump 👌ever, nobody 👐 has ever seen a pump 🙌 like this before

TACO

TACO strikes again

TACO'd on the TACO LMAO

3T of trades happened by the time I woke up, we went from TACO to straight up market manipulation just through tweets

The only way this goes down is if Iran starts launching missiles again. Iran says a bunch of shit just like Tan taco. We mooning otherwise.

Someone bought S&P500 Future for $1.5B 5mins before TACO pump today lol

Iran needs to paint “peace talks” on a missile right before firing it off, then upload the video for taco to see.

Love a good Iranian breakfast taco I posted in here that this would happen 5 times yesterday and was laughed at by 500IQ ber

That's how you TACO! Hopefully Iran takes the hint. Are they familiar with the term or not so much?

"Markets can stay longer gay than the straights of hormuz" - TACO

"Cant guarantee a deal" Taco on the Taco.

TACO just say he want to talk with Iran by phone.

It doesn’t matter if the TACO was fake, we are getting TACO action to obliterate puts

Last minute taco delivery

all that fearmongering over the weekend to just be nullified by a TACO TWEET

honestly, who here didn't expect taco to cheapen the stocks (with fair warning) and then pump them back up? this was a free money play for anyone paying the smallest attention.

Does TACO immediately start bombing again after market close today? Or does he wait? Will it be enough time for his fellow grifters to buy enough cheap puts?

Regards: he can't TACO his way out of a war with Iran 🥭: hold my non-alcoholic beer

ya'll haven't learned TACO yet? were you born after liberation day?

fun thing is, israel will continue, so Iran wil keep blocade, so nothing solved, we finish the week red after we woke up from our last taco indigestion

🥭 couldn’t even wait till taco Tuesday🌮

TACO Tuesday came early this week! Let 'er rip boys. But be prepared for a quick rug pull.

TACO is most probably lying but at least this shows he wants to get out so we should be higher than Friday. in theory ....

48 hours, 5 days, next 30 days and then after that 90 days and then after that a pause until midterms. Same play as the tarriffs, TACO and profit (for the informed)

TACO going to say "negotiations have failed" after market close on Thursday but he'll tell his boys beforehand to load up on cheap puts after a week long rally. His boys will sell their puts on Friday and load up on cheap calls. Then TACO will do another "we're ending the war" on Sunday night and rinse and repeat. It's all bullshit- you just need to be an insider to know what time the bullshit train is arriving at the station.

TA CO TA CO Time, It's got to be that TACO time

Sure glad I bought those puts as soon as pre-market opened. Normally TACO isn't awake early enough to screw me before market open.

Taco needs a week, boots land on island in this weekend I say

Was up $5k before the TACO fake announcement and now down $5k - a $10K downward swing. FML