TACO

TA CO TA CO Time, It's got to be that TACO time

Sure glad I bought those puts as soon as pre-market opened. Normally TACO isn't awake early enough to screw me before market open.

Taco needs a week, boots land on island in this weekend I say

Was up $5k before the TACO fake announcement and now down $5k - a $10K downward swing. FML

why did my guy have to taco so early? i wanted to buy calls at open

Happy TACO MONDAY

Wake up, it’s another Taco Monday!

What an epic TACO.

I.. i cant beleive it.. he tacoed. Is there anything he cant taco? Its like last week never happened. This man is a genuis

There's the taco we all know

"BREAKING: TACO says a deal with Iran could be reached within five days or sooner."

It's TACO time!!

Poor asian markets. They always trade on yesterdays news. They'll find out about 🥭's latest taco tomorrow. On the other hand it's like having a time machine if you know what you're doing.

happy taco day pork tacos made by head oink drumpf

Taco trade in full swing atm 

Bers r lucky af they could have bought puts at open. Imagine taco 15minutes after the open all the loss porn of those big beautiful poots

Taco saw put interest on SPY and said "Nah uh, not at my watch!!!"

We hitting 680 tomorrow for a double taco

the fucking taco again? lmao im getting breakfast tacos

2Y breached 4.0% at 6:30am TACO tweet came in at 7:00am

Fat fuck: In 48 hours we will decimate Iran's electrical grid if they don't open the strait of Hormuz or if they threaten us Them: Yeah we will will just do the same thing to your middle eastern allies, causing oil to skyrocket further Fat fuck: it's TACO monday. Oh boy, we've had productive talks so ignore that ultimatum I gave Them: We haven't had any talks you lying fat fuck Stock market: ☝️⏫⬆️🆙⬆️⏫🆙☝️⏫📈

taco trades no longer deal with tariffs, we now deal with straight up war. we've graduated.

Taco panicked hard lmaooo bro gonna get mega fuk in Nov

Taco guy will always do everything for the stock market. Never forget.

Market spikes on TACO falsely claiming peace negotiations. Iranians say, "What fucking negotiations?" and the market goes up more. This is pure, distilled retardium.

I unironically believe EYERAN more than TACO here.

If people here read any international news they'd know how bad things are. We are currently losing hundreds of lives a day, which will only get worse. Just search LPG shortages or petrol shortages, which are LNG/gas synonyms. It's horrifying news, can't TACO out of that. Puts will print just don't know when

I went to bed with half tears in my eyes preparing for the portfolio blood today but taco Tuesday came early 🙏

"hey we sold way too many puts, can you please send help? Regards only buy calls, we didn't think of this many gey bers, wtf... a SPY 600 put for this week is literally $60, that's almost the full price of 2 Mcdonalds menu" taco: say no more

I’ve missed every taco trade for the last entire year…Friday at close I full ported my last 7k into 5DTE $662 calls. My port had been down 80% over the last 6 months. Taco has giveth 🙏🙏🌮

Taco taco taco

Taco man just proving that he doesn’t hold the cards, and all you have to do to win by TACO is let him kill the market and wait him out.

This market has reached a level of desperation that will make it believe in Santa if that helps with a bounce. So taco lies are like a MIT science report for it, trustworthy and accurate to the dot!

TACO Tuesday came early

TACO MONDAY

You can't TACO your way out of this... but I'm sure the degens running the market will believe it for half a week.... They'll soon realize that nothing happened, and they'll panick again lmao.

WE GOT TACO ON THE MENU TODAY BOYS

Wouldn't put it past him to try to feign a TACO to further escalate today or tomorrow with some random bullshit or ground troops

Bers making shit up, bols making shit up. Nobody knows fuck about shit. Nobody knows who the fuck is lying or what will happen, just enjoy the TACO.

Honestly, its impressive that 🥭 can TACO out of missile strikes

I would like to speak with the manager. I ordered a taco, but received a dead cat?! wtf?!

if this dumps at open, there is a small chance that another taco announcement will be deployed

I’m laughing so fucking hard at the bers from yesterday, we all knew trump would taco.

You have already seen the light of the TACO!

TACO doing a TACO 🌮 on world bear day🐻 (real look it up) is hilarious

TACO kisses 💋

Imagine being a bull and still believe in what taco is saying

Taco Monday

My son made a calf-sized cardboard taco just for this occasion! I want to post a picture of it goddammit! :D

Do you mean fake taco? If it was a real taco it wouldn’t be fallin for anything it would just be the truth