TACO

My son made a calf-sized cardboard taco just for this occasion! I want to post a picture of it goddammit! :D

Do you mean fake taco? If it was a real taco it wouldn’t be fallin for anything it would just be the truth

I knew he was going to TACO. You knew he was going to TACO. But we did nothing because we are rational human beings who believe in the real world. Silly us. Learn from this mistake. Let the TACO wash over you. Embrace the TACO. Be reborn in the light of the TACO. Hail to the TACO, who shall set us free from the chains of logic and consequences.

Either that or he loves Em-dashes 💀 the taco post was definitely hand written though, as evident by "witch" 😂

Schroedinger's taco

How does the market still fall for obvious TACO?

Taco taco, burrito burrito! TACO TACO, BURRITO BURRITO! With my taco flavoured kisses!

TACO THE TACO

The TACO, as far as it can be defined, happened an hour ago. It’s all kabuki theater, there are no peace negotiations

bols are lucky they have taco expert

this is called "Quantum TACO", it is real and fake at the same time

TACO, as usual

Markets know the TACO is coming this week.

The T in Trump is for TACO, The D in Donald is mine ;)

Is this Mango's Magnum Opus Taco?

Taco can not fool humans ... So, Taco trying to fool algos

Taco Monday!!!!

It was supposed to be taco Tuesday but I’ll take it a day early

[LMAOOOO taco lying again](https://www.thedailystar.net/news/world/us-israel-war-iran/news/iranian-agency-denies-report-talks-end-war-4134046)

Sad in rhis day and age they appear more honest than Taco

667 Monday is not a meme. Pass that taco sauce please

Don't worry, the next Trump tweet is going to be another ultimatum that he will Taco on.

So taco tweet, Iran denies we’ve talked at all Market still up 1.5% Gotta love it

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a better taco in my life!!

dont fall for this bull trap, iran declined any talks, trump is just trying to taco, good opportunity to sell tho

Not really, when you realize that you can't just TACO out of a war with Iran once it's already begun. 

How does this man taco a war that he’s already in

TACO

🌮 doing the taco doing

Taco monday

The most obvious taco of all time

These are historical times for sure future generations will be asking AI teachers about the Taco Times

We are experiencing schrodinger's taco & the market has no idea how to react. Epic time to be a trader, they’ll write books about us someday.

Markets will maintain at least 50% of that pump because: A) TACO showed the intention B) Too many puts We have time to move further down after a pump to $680. After that choose your poison (private debt markets, rate hikes etc) Short term calls, longer term puts is the play as off today

Shorting immediately after a TACO seems too dangerous. Might just rally for a few days before a sharp selloff at the end of the week

Typical TACO

MANGO can’t TACO = UHOH

Yeah, but it's not about whether Taco TACOs, at this point, because he can't just TACO his way out of this one. Iran needs to authorize his TACO.

What happens when the mango is unable to taco?

its not about if talks take place or not, its about taco wanting to taco

I'm taking the loss and getting out in a better position than I was an hour ago, we're only another TACO away from Armageddon.

LMAO TACO TACO'd, claimed he's in talks with Iran to open the strait, market pumped, and then Iran said "FAKE NEWS!" 🤣🤣🤣 cheap puts at open, boys!

taco has began, 700 end of week

The taco isn't gonna work LOL

🐻 are in the denial stage Don’t blame them TACO is confusing this can go either way but I rather be bull today

Let me get in the taco man insider club plz

The good news is not what trump said (which didn't happen), it's the fact that he's trying to TACO and the markets are pricing the fact that iranians love mexican food

He must be feeling immense pressure tweeting made up stuff. This shows there is no way to TACO this. Iran is on a path of vengeance.

Do it or TACO mods LMAO

Iran is going scorched earth. TACO Tuesday is cancelled indefinitely lol