TACO

I'm taking the loss and getting out in a better position than I was an hour ago, we're only another TACO away from Armageddon.

LMAO TACO TACO'd, claimed he's in talks with Iran to open the strait, market pumped, and then Iran said "FAKE NEWS!" 🤣🤣🤣 cheap puts at open, boys!

taco has began, 700 end of week

The taco isn't gonna work LOL

🐻 are in the denial stage Don’t blame them TACO is confusing this can go either way but I rather be bull today

Let me get in the taco man insider club plz

The good news is not what trump said (which didn't happen), it's the fact that he's trying to TACO and the markets are pricing the fact that iranians love mexican food

He must be feeling immense pressure tweeting made up stuff. This shows there is no way to TACO this. Iran is on a path of vengeance.

Do it or TACO mods LMAO

Iran is going scorched earth. TACO Tuesday is cancelled indefinitely lol

monday lie or taco, this is the question now

Mango Taco 

Taco didn't even survive a hot minute lmao. Anyone gullible enough to make moves on this has it coming. Hard.

Turns out TACO man was lying and just chickened out. No talks with Iran

Holy taco

Taco tits started a war in the middle of a recession. Puts for now.

Taco trap

He taco and untacoed in 5 minutes crazy

Might yeah - I think this pump still helps market anyhow since TACO is bullish

Yes, not the best timing to taco

If yall think iran gonna stop just because taco (probably unilaterally) tweeted some words, yall dumb. Iran cannot let israel and US learn from this war and regroup or the next time they’re fked.

taco calls it is

Does anyone remember what time last year the first TACO happened? I think it was 9.4. but what time

What's the point of taco in preemarket? Unless his frens bought the dip in overnight hours

🎶🎶OOOH BABY BABY CAN I HAVE YOUR TACO!! THOSE TACOS SURE LOOK GOOD, I'M JUST JENNIE FROM THE HOOD🎶🎶🎶

🎶fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses💃🏻🎶🎶

Taco flavored kisses! Taco! Taco! 🌮🌮

Taco taco taco taco taco burritooo you come and goooo 🎶

whoever had calls for TACO Tuesday is cooked.

Ah yes because we trust the words of a dementia patient who shits his pants regularly? This ain't the same taco as years past regards, this is GIGA poop in pants mango

Taco got crushed by the truth

Iran's response to TACO Tweet got him to backtrack real quick. They aren't speaking with him going forward I am pissed the market isn't buying this "productive conversations". Whatever happened to "We Won" or was that an imagination? Load up on puts if this gap up doesn't crash before open.

I would generally agree w you cuz I had the same view during tariffs. Harder to TACO by himself out this war though because if he cant sell it as a “Iran begged me” typa story - the middle east and EU could lose confidence in the states to be their military daddy and the lack of confidence then leads to shaky USD + if he taco by himself, then to pass through hormuz the other countries are forced to trade in Yuan - losing reserve currency status might suddenly make our 36t debt real money and not fake monopoly money and then its joever

with orange its either taco or monday lie. he is inventing new trading terms

Who did he even taco for?? Who could buy or sell now? His buddies?

people saying he is pulling a taco, it could also be a monday lie.

He is either lying to try and TACO or he needs more time for the rest of the marines to get there so he can attack again.

I dropped my taco in a pile or toro shit

Taco Monday and Tuesday

It’s either TACO is tactically retreating or I-ran doesn’t wanna admit it bent, who’s lying?

Do you guys tremendously when his tariffs didn't bring the market down so he just stuck with them. That is this moment now, only way for market to go up is to fully taco.

Yeah, they responded like 30 minutes later saying that's bullshit lol He just tried to TACO one more time before market open this week to manipulate prices up

Thank you taco. I promise I wont do calls anymore. This was the sign I needed.

if we got taco today on monday, imagine tomorrow, it's going to be a full mexican fiesta

So much ber cope. But Iran! Buying time! Pump will fade! Pain point was revealed. Markets now know the strike price of the Taco put. It's safe to buy.

Just wait.. the taco is falling apart as we breathe

LMAO iran already calling bluff on taco. probably the same "discussions" the administration was having regarding concepts of a framework of a trade deal

That he would TACO

The orange man is going to hit their power plants because everyone is calling out Taco and Iran flipped him off.

Mother of all TACO!