TACO

The orange man is going to hit their power plants because everyone is calling out Taco and Iran flipped him off.

Mother of all TACO!

TACO being called out on his BS by the Iranians is nuts.

Even though 'talks going well' is an obvious lie, 🥭 postponing stikes on energy infrastructure and therefore Iran's likely response is bullish. Is it 2% bullish, probably not, but that TACO alone is worth at least paring weekend losses.

People got so rich off his blatant lies this shit should be illegal... No call even happened it's obvious yeilds go up he does this TACO shit

This taco has no meat!

Another taco lol... market is a complete rigged scam

LMAAAO NO FUCKING WAY TACO BAILED ME OUT. I WAS 10K DOWN AND NOW BROKE EVEN SOLD ALL MY CALLS. THANK YOU TACO PRAISE THE LORD

U dumb fuck bears ... TACO bought tons of calls on Friday

market makers now selling spy again, realizing that orange could just do market manipulation again and taco on his taco

A taco within a taco. taco-ception

His taco got taco'ed

Double taco Monday? 👀

TACO KING

TACO better keep this fake pump up at open, it's already fading!!!

The taco is a lie…🌮

🌮 Another TACO 🌮

I said my mango my mango he love me, he always got that taco when my port is bleeding

He was suppose to TACO after I bought calls. Not before 😡😤😡😡

Is the taco in the room with us? As far as I know still only have 50 states so

Bers spamming thread with FUD after taco… classic

Yes but what was the taco

🐻 order up! TACO with extra GUH-uacamole

Couldn’t even wait till Tuesday to TACO?

Damn I wanted to buy more calls cheap before he went taco on the deadline.

Think of how bad it must’ve really been for him to taco on Monday and not Tuesday.

That taco text helped. Got assigned on a put I sold against Franklin Resources at strike 24. I was able to sell 99 of the 100 shares...at price 24, letting me keep the premium and one house share. This will also let me roll down to a new CSP level for April.

Say a prayer this morning for anyone who is long oil. We have a major CONFIRMED TACO.

Well now puts at open, since taco is a regarded liar

power of the taco

"TACO on Iran: I have instructed the Department of War to postpone any and all military strikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for a five-day period, subject to the success of ongoing meetings"

Taco Monday. Put on open and call on the afternoon

Good chance of him lying but that also means he TACO on attack Iran.

Lmao yet another Taco to add to the list, bers "how many times we gotta teach you this lesson"

Taco commander in chief successfully liquidated the bers

Taco creating the exit liquidity

Iran has already denied any such conversations took place, so enjoy the 2 hour taco before hostilities resume again.

short the taco unless Iran and Benji confirm

Massive taco to get it to levels last seen on Wednesday. Well played Chump!

Taco strikes again 

🥭 really pulled a taco after threatening bombing of iran power plants

can someone explain this "taco" to a restart

Due to inflation, we now celebrate Taco Mondays

TACO strikes again

He literally expedited this so he can TACO today instead of tomorow so people don't lose it over taco tuesday

another day another taco

Not as legendary as April 7/9th 2025 TACO, but I learned my lesson that day.

Trump the Madlad did it, The Ultimate TACO of his Lifetime.

Ya, but both mean he TACO. There is nothing much TACO can do now other than do what Iran asks him to do. If he dares not to attack Iran's Energy Facilities then he wouldnt dare to take Kharg Island either. EU and NATO need this oil problem to resolve fast so I think they'll join TACO to stop this war by be the middle-man and help TACO make a deal with them.

LEGENDARY TACO