TACO

Iran has already denied any such conversations took place, so enjoy the 2 hour taco before hostilities resume again.

short the taco unless Iran and Benji confirm

Massive taco to get it to levels last seen on Wednesday. Well played Chump!

Taco strikes again 

🥭 really pulled a taco after threatening bombing of iran power plants

can someone explain this "taco" to a restart

Due to inflation, we now celebrate Taco Mondays

TACO strikes again

He literally expedited this so he can TACO today instead of tomorow so people don't lose it over taco tuesday

another day another taco

Not as legendary as April 7/9th 2025 TACO, but I learned my lesson that day.

Trump the Madlad did it, The Ultimate TACO of his Lifetime.

Ya, but both mean he TACO. There is nothing much TACO can do now other than do what Iran asks him to do. If he dares not to attack Iran's Energy Facilities then he wouldnt dare to take Kharg Island either. EU and NATO need this oil problem to resolve fast so I think they'll join TACO to stop this war by be the middle-man and help TACO make a deal with them.

LEGENDARY TACO

Bers so stupid, as if TACO never TACO'd before

If he can TACO an entire war this guy is the GREATEST TACO on earth

Taco Monday is a blessing. 

Damn he really did taco. Like right when premarket opens? Fuck

Art of the Taco Trump talks tough on Iran all weekend, sees pre-market red, and then folds completely.

Operation Taco is a go!

i'm actually eating a taco rn is the funny bit

Yayyy oil shorts about to print money today. Thanks Taco

I got out on 30, I sense the TACO on the War. Remember Monday is good news to help STONKS, Friday on closing is War [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-vJCCYjx40](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-vJCCYjx40)

Does taco deserve the peace prize now after having successfully talked himself out of strikes on Iran in return for future considerations.

Taco of all tacos. Thanking the gods that I sold my puts early on Friday

i bought the dip literally 2 hrs ago! 😭😭😭 gracias Taco!

Wtf is happening, any news? Did he taco?

Dam. 🥭 lost the plot. Its TACO TUESDAY. Not TACO MONDAY

WHAT A MARVELOUS TACO

The irony is that only a serious sustained dump will cause him to genuinely TACO

My Venture Global 18c calls did.not consent to this TACO.

He TACO on the war with Iran

Bro, that TACO, never fails 🤡

Taco time

Does anyone offer swaps to hedge the risk on TACO‑Squared in case TACO tacos again on the current TACO?

Taco 🌮 Monday

is TACO actually telling the truth or lying ?

Really needed that taco tweet at 7pm not 7am

I dont think he can simply taco Iran…

Tariffs: TACO China: TACO Greenland: TACO Iran: TACO

Taco is best money strategy

Little early for a TACO but very much expected

Gotta love that the TACO in chief is talking about regime change and then a week later he’s like “sowwy, would you like to chat about your feelings my Persian senpai?”

Taco

Taco is surely lying? Iran media isn't confirming this at all.

I hate that I KNEW the taco trade would hit today and woke up wanting to load up on 0dte calls when the move was to load up on 1dte calls friday

so the the TACO was fake ??? holy fuck 🥭 has reached a new bottom, hes DESPERATE.

my head is dizzy from🫩 taco i can’t imagine holding option contract right now damn..

Gotta respect the taco, doesn't change anything though

His tweet shoulda came last hour Friday. Was waiting for the Taco. Instead just got wrecked holding NDX calls to 0.