TACO

my head is dizzy from🫩 taco i can’t imagine holding option contract right now damn..

Gotta respect the taco, doesn't change anything though

His tweet shoulda came last hour Friday. Was waiting for the Taco. Instead just got wrecked holding NDX calls to 0.

I’ll be buying a taco from my local gas station for breakfast this morning in honor of 🥭

taco snorted copium

TACO

Does Israel agree to stop attacks? They haven't listened when he's tried to TACO before.

TACo TACO TACO

#Taco 🌮 man once again 🌮’d 🤣

i hereby declare taco monday

I hope for world peace this TACO lasts this whole thing was stupid AF

Anti taco missile fired

Postponing for 5 days to cause more panic on Friday before another TACO Monday green dildo next week. 🥭is printing money

Sounds like a Taco but he’s just jawboning the market like he always does.

Iran calling him a liar lmfaooo a true TACO moment

TACO 🌮

"TACO on Iran: US and Iran, have had, over the last two days, very good and productive conversations regarding a complete and total resolution of our hostilities in the Middle East. "

Happy Taco Monday, regards!

You can’t triple taco a double taco Lloyd!

I badly wanted a taco to reload  but after I unloaded my put and a few shorts this morning. 

TACO Monday!

Taco did that as soon as he saw pre-market was going to be red

Classic TACO

actually taco is super smart. He purposely tweeted on Friday after close, so that today's tweet would giga pump the mkt 4d chess right there (it's not like he totally doesn't have a plan and got played by Iran)

Taco time ?

I FOMO'ed in. TACO trade is the best.

TACO is using RSI to time his posts lol

It's TACO monday

This market is giving such amazing opportunities to everyone... just buy low when it dumps, and then sell high on taco days

In TACO we trust.

For those wondering, Taco said that the US wont attack Iran/Iran Energy for at least 5 days now and that talks are going well.

Dear trump. Let me close my position before you taco again.

Stock futures shot higher in a sudden move after President Donald Trump said the U.S. and Iran have held productive talks over the last two days and he was halting any strikes on Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure. So TACO and stock market manipulation

Holy fucking taco

hahaha bers thought no taco , my god u never lern lamoooo

What should we call this new 24-hour taco?

TACO Monday it is. Orange man orders 5 day pause on military strikes against Iranian energy infrastructure pending discussions.

bro didn't play fair, wtf. Taco tuesday, what the fuck is a taco monday anyway SPY700 eow

Last Friday I told some regard here I bought calls cause I knew 🥭 would taco and he said something like “you think wars are unilateral? Sweet summer child” 🥭 proceeds to unilaterally declare a truce and pump the market LMAOOOOO

I dont know man TACO may be doing this so that his buddies can get an out at a better price

My USO put are going to PRINTTTTTTTT Fuk the bers who said you can’t TACO a war - stonks always go up

TACO does it again

Iran has no idea what Taco man is talking about

I just went from $50 to $3000, thanks TACO for saving my calls

He didn't have anything to TACO on so he gave himself one. Anything that involves a deadline is very high probability TACO.

premarket taco right on queue

Never doubt that Trump will always TACO. Thanks for playing bears

the god candle and this is why you don't buy puts but hold cash, imagine you bought puts just to get rugged by taco

Taco?

🥭 pulled up to Taco Bell and said "let me get a gordita and a hard shell TACO 😤😤"