TACO

🥭 pulled up to Taco Bell and said "let me get a gordita and a hard shell TACO 😤😤"

Taco

TACO!

Long bonds hit 5% yield. That's the panic trigger. Bessent told him he had to taco or shit was about to hit the fan. Bond holders are the real power.

Classic TACO

TACO LFG 😎😎😎

TACO Monday

Donald's favorite restaurant is taco bell

Taco Tuesdays are now Taco Mondays?

Bruh didn’t even wait till taco Tuesday

That's some olympics class of TACO performance

I was 5 days early on my USO puts, they expired worthless. Thesis was taco would taco and one post would crater USO. What a stupid fucking market indicator

TACO 🌮 Tuesday incoming? Demented Don just posted there was great conversation with Iran in stopping hostilities 🤔

TACO ?

taco monday

And, we have achieved TACO.

Earlier than expected. Was expecting a TACO Tuesday

Here's your taco!

TACO my guy, TACO

Todays taco might be the greenest day ever

TACO!

TACO

Hahaha TACO TACO TACO TACO

TACO TIME BIATCHES

WhO CoUlD HaVE PrEdICtEd TrUmp WoUld TACO?

Glad I’m not the only one who came early today. Hello Taco Monday

taco strikes again

Hahahahahahahahahh there is the TACO

TACO happened

TACO Monday

Taco?

Gonna sit today out and just buy some calls before close, taco tuesday incoming (i wish)

Bol waiting for “Taco” tweet but instead at 7:30 he’s gona hold up the tariff board again LMAO

Will Israel wait until the end of the timer to take out the plants or will they strike at the first hint of a taco and blame math.

“hes gona stop hes not retarded lol! midterms are soon and he wouldn’t tank the stock market or spike oil before them haha taco!” Narrator: *he did not stop and he in fact was retarded.*

market has priced in TACO. It won't dump further unless specifically I buy in again. BULLS ARE SAFE!

He's gonna TACO before close today and send the market pumping I can feel it in my fucking balls. QQQ calls bought around 2:30pm are going to be a 20-30 bagger today

If you didn't buy puts last week, idk man The calculus is this: It's no longer singularly up to Trump to back out of this shit, he can't TACO. He has to come to Iran hat in hand and make a deal- this is something this man will never do, he would rather tank the economy than admit defeat lmao Edit: idk why this soft retard replied to me and then blocked me, but dropping more bombs won't change the fact that they can just shell the strait or send 50 drones at oil tankers that are basically floating bombs. You have no leverage with them, they've been getting bombed lol, everyone knows the vicegrip is on the U.S.'s balls in terms of the economy and the flow of oil. We're fucking retards on reddit and we know that- do you think geopolitical leaders don't?

Tomorrow is TACO TUESDAY

.....there is always the Taco in the air. One good headline and we have a massive shrek dick.

The ultimatum to Iran is running out in a few hours. Place your bets here, and we will revisit it. Will we see a TACO, or will he actually begin destroying Iran's power and electricity infrastructure?

Fear and Greed at 10. Oil above $100 30-year about to cross 5%. 10-year about to cross 4.5%. I mean, this is economic collapse if they don't start pulling levers immediately. Easiest dip buy ever, TACO by EOD Tuesday.

TACO happens when bonds start spiking. Shouldn't we be open to the possibility that the war will end if yields continue to rise?

I mean they literally have to do something about the bond yields and oil, they cant let it get any worse. TACO incoming, I'll full port SPY calls on open.

that moment when you realize you can’t taco out of a threat like that without making us lose our superpower status

Can trump taco his way out of this or has it gotten beyond his control this time. He’s said over and over the war is done with (it isn’t) but we’re still slipping and sliding

Literally the only bull case is a taco, period. And even that will be an explosive rally followed by a bleed as everyone comprehends that things are still fucked.

I imagine markets would probably go back to ath if we taco. Irreparable damage done and things objectively worse than before but fuck it, we pump.

wen taco

Now is a good time to TACO