TACO

Now is a good time to TACO

only possible bull case is a taco event. what a dumb timeline we live in

this week only-- taco Tuesday happens on a Monday

🥭 looks at a problem. 🥭 creates another new version of that problem that he thinks he can solve. Then 🥭 realises that he can't solve the new problem either. 🥭 then tries to TACO but once in a while someone get him by his lifeless balls. 

Look at the 10-year since the war started. It's at 4.4% now. Taco flipped last year when it got to 4.5 - 4.6%.

The whole world is making fun of TACO right now and he can't do anything lol

Breaking news: It’s almost over, oh wait I said that already……. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Donald J Taco

Taco

But didn’t taco win the FIFA peace prize? Shocking news here

Israel said they would be carrying out the power plant strikes in Iran so there's no possibility to TACO Tuesday out of this one.

Peace through TACO, to put it mildly

Bols praying for Taco Tuesday🌮🙏

Every time i get taco bell the market dumps, I think it knows whats coming out the next morning

It's called a bulltrap. False hope, you know like all the Atlantic Casinos that got bankrupted while people were scammed pulling slot machines. Oh, it's coming down this week. But go ahead and put your money in for only about the 10th bulltrap in as many weeks now. And be rest assured, Taco and Barron have puts for your liquidity.

Taco what? There isn’t anything to taco he’s lost control - we are completely fucked

A LOT of money is being burned trying to peg wti under 100. If no taco by 7:44pm tomorrow oil is going to rip to levels you've never seen and the treasury is going to be left gaping as they get squeezed.

only 22 hours left before the deadline is over, how is he gonna TACO out of this one?

What’s your favorite flavor of Iranian taco?

You taco copers, and moron bulls don't get it. A keyboard warrior of Mangos magnitude understands the art of tweets. He knows iran wont back down, i.e he fully intends to send them to the dark ages. Remember they tried to assassinate him, So at 7PM tomorrow, say your final peace as your money fades out of existance.

How many hours left from trumps 48 hour threat, I need me a taco

Buy spy calls Monday for taco. Sell on friday and buy puts to hold over the weekend when the invasion happens

Hmm... my calls expire friday. Do I paperhand tomorrow or hope for taco Tuesday?

I need the taco man to cook up something to pump my bags

So is taco still on the table

If bulls were smart they would be PRAYING for it to go lower, only the markets dropping hard will induce a TACO

Don’t worry bears, the real selling happens tomorrow at 3:30 when there’s no taco tweet and everyone really starts to panic 🤣📉

Bulls are about to get giga fucked and no one is coming to save you. There is no way 🥭 would be able to taco out of this. Black Monday is inevitable

taco had some things to say 6 mins ago

If one were to be bullish on a TACO Tuesday / Wednesday, what would be their highest leverage play?

BER EAT THIS TACO 🖕

Wen taco

hoped east asia would pressure trump into a taco but the embarassing and classless takaichi visit tought me otherwise. puts on japenese equities

24 h till taco bell

Please don’t taco until after 4pm tomorrow Please don’t taco until after 4pm tomorrow Please don’t taco until after 4pm tomorrow

"BREAKING: TACO says “you will find out what's gonna happen” regarding his 48 hour Iran ultimatum that ends tomorrow night."

Waiting to see if TACO or FUBAR

Taco is gappening tonight and at least his eminence will leave us with some scraps tomorrow morning like all those small caps that have tanked 50.%

He'll just pretend the 22 countries saying don't destroy them world plz are an official alliance reopening the strait and art of the taco it

Market probably pricing in a TACO within 48 hours or less.

Trump doing a TACO is priced in. Acting on his threat would make his situation 10X worse. Inverse this sub, always

Wonder who the market believes? After Iran's reply, the market believes trump will obviously taco

Possibly related to Iran stating they will not attack Qatar and Saudi Arabia, also maybe taco priced in

He will "TACO", obviously. You cannot ignore the Geneva Convention. Iran can simply say "Look, the straight was never closed. Just bring your tankers and see what happens". He will claim some stupid victory tomorrow and nothing will have changed. "We have the greatest military ... all enemy forces are destroyed. Europe should pick up their share. I'm disappointed in NATO. We pay trillions ...." And so on ...

Seems like TACO is already priced in

He can’t taco because it requires two to tango, and Iran doesn’t wanna go to the dance

Even bears know this power plant threat is the most taco situation of all tacos

Too negative in here Taco 🌮 man will taco 🌮

This is like 3/14/2025. We got a week or two of dead cat. Then like we all know this war is going to fuck up world econ for sure. But not this week. This week smell too strong of TACO.

But taco how?

Taco trade is undefeated