TACO

Grim reminder to Americans that stocks don’t revolve around Mango, TACO does not work on Xi

daily TACO is almost standard at this point

The selloff wasn’t because of taco. Everyone already knew about taco.

taco the taco, taco squared 🌮2

Is this due to chyna? Bank earnings? Taco going to reverse the taco?

TACO KANGAROO 🌮 🦘 🌮 🦘 🌮 🦘 🌮 🦘

Those who do not understand the relentless surge of gold, I must remind you that **Powell's term will end in May 2026** and Taco will appoint the new successor. Central banks around the world and everyone who has weight in the market knows implication of this.

A double dip TACO would be nice

I DECLARE BER MARKET *until TACO*

Now the market knows China doesn’t TACO

I’m sorry if you get diarrhea from Taco Bell you have bad genetics 

#ONE TACO TUESDAY WITH JEROME ON THE SIDE PLEASE.

Tomorrow, NVDA will announce a partnership with Taco Bell. They’ll add AI to their chips.

Taco twenties

Sorry using internet explorer, did he TACO or are we still getting that November 1st tariffs?

Bank earnings and peace deals. Taco tariffs and Blackrock

I saw a financial article that headlines “TACO Tuesday comes early” lol the state of

If trump already 🌮, what happens on taco Tuesday?!

IF China makes a deal to give rare earths to US, 100 percent they dump a bit. Despite US investment into mineral companies, taco would fully make a deal with China for rare earths, China runs that shit, these domestic companies are ripping on what they can maybe become, but right now they’re not even close to able to meet the demand for rare earths and they can’t refine it as well. So yeah if there is a deal with China that involves rare earths I would expect quite the dump, even more so given how much they’ve all gone up

How many more times do you think we are gonna get a random tweet flash crash for Taco's boys?

this was my thesis...I sold 2 rare earth co's on friday after the announcement thinking he would taco...and then these stocks would crater...and they mooned...so I don't know what to tell you.

They already said in the AM the Friday dump was manufactured so they can get a better deal on the minerals. The business news channels been saying since Friday this a genius "Taco Move". Don't trust the news of what comes from the White House. Trust just what the hedge funds say on the business channels.

lol I sold in the green. I just did cause i didn’t know if taco was gna fk around. They’re Dec 15 strike so idk how much it’ll be up tmw, might as well just hold it

Can anyone give me a realistic reason why we would have anymore gap ups for the rest of the week? I feel like that was the TACO today and we'll stair up from here

that wasn’t even the full taco. The real taco is gonna take us to 700

Everything I touched turned to gold today. As my grandfather told me in his later years, TACO

This is half taco! Spy is not even at 663

Worst FOMO day possibly ever. Game plan was give at least two full trading days and see market sentiment today based on Friday then make moves based on TACO. In record time he backtracked after close and market rebounded today with the strength of 1000 regards. So much money left on the table. My fault. Lesson learned.

Imagine buying puts late Friday to swing over the weekend like TACO isn't a thing 

OKLO is taco proof

Taco Tuesday tomorrow

I feel like mango going to reverse taco soon

China saying they're holding onto increases cuz they ain't taco trump

SPY -2.8% Friday & +1.50% Monday! No this is not taco

Tacos asleep after his is real trip.  Tuesday for full taco Tuesday 

About now would be the time for TACO to post something insane

I have 10k cash sitting here and I have no idea what I want to do with it. It could get TACO'd immediately if I buy something.

Wait til TACO wakes up tomorrow their time and because his brain is swollen from the flight over, he gets into it again with Gyna cause he forgot what he said today.... He should have gone to Jared....(O wait...He DID!!! Told him the timeline of announcements..told him topass it on to the mutants ( sons).)

genuinely feel sorry to the bears who went heavy near friday's close. can't time the TACO

#For those of you who don’t understand what’s going on, this is textbook economics. A simple game theory prisoners dilemma situation. Instead of China and the US pointing nukes at each other, they’re fighting with trade restrictions. A negative sum game if they do not cooperate, therefore TACO.

Puts on the regard in the peace summit trying to get world leaders on the stage. Nothing burger for markets unless we get a Taco off topic comment at the beginning of his speech.

Dumped all the cash I had into VOO and VTI at the end of the day Friday assuming TACO. Looks like I didn't fuck up for a change.......not used to this and I don't like it.

Taco is live talking at the Egypt Peace Summit. Most likely a big nothing burger for markets but keep an eye on it for off topic comments on markets or Gyna.

Never bet against taco lmfao

Holy Gold I love you bb. I will always full port you until the Taco man goes away.

They should add "Truthing..." display during Taco truths 10 paragraph long truth on Truth Social so people can get nervous and panic sell when truthing takes more than 30 minutes.

Half taco?! Need spy at 670$ please

Taco Regard is in Egypt to talk peace as of ~10 minutes ago. Probably a nothing burger for markets but i’d keep an eye on it. You know how he loves random off topic comments in these things.

BREAKING NEWS: Taco has just woke up moments ago from his hamberder coma. Sources inside the white house say he is now wiping the drool off his face while he reaches for the phone on his night stand!

what are the odds for taco to post a truth that drops the market 2% again?