TACO

Did He TACO?

Just put the taco in the bag

Of all days this will be the day he says “I’m tired of being called TACO, drop the fucking bombs”

If he DOESN'T taco, I'll tell my situationship I love him. That's how sure I am he'll TACO.

Glad I exited my poots this morning. This is some TACO bullshit...

This man can TACO into infinity.. And the second i go for calls instead of puts, USA will nuke middleast, China take taiwan, Russia take Europe.. Im made to lose money..

Orange man bought calls. Taco Tuesday incoming

I predicted a taco I am very smart

Did we fully TACO?

TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO

This TACO was promised to options sellers 3000 years ago.

Commence Operation Super-TACO!

People acting like Pakistan saved the world are hilarious, this taco was foreseen many eons ago, far before Pakistan was even a thought

TACO and inshallah

obvious taco is obvious

All chatter boils down to one thing: How does he get out of this without looking weak or being blamed for all the economic damage it caused? That's it. No other "war goals" matter. Every tweet, truth, press conference, awkward Air Force One interview - all looking for that exit. This one was threatening apocalyptic damage. Iran didn't bite. Is he going to inflict apocalyptic damage? Only if it gets him closer to an exit. I don't think it does. Ergo TACO.

Why is oil dipping on taco? Surely this means another two weeks of no oil? I’m stuck holding & feeling regarded

what does the "a" in taco stand for?

Nobody with half a brain doubted 🥭 would TACO. But it shouldn’t matter. SPY has no business being above 660 with the structural damage to the global economy. Clown market

He can infinite money glitch taco us to spy 1000

Please no one , under no circumstances, do not mention Epstein, otherwise TACO gonna be ruined.

I just wanna say I told you so, but I didn’t. I might’ve thought about it, you might have heard it, it could be true, but I didn’t say it: always taco!

Has there been a confirmed taco?

Can’t wait to be fucking rich off of calls tomorrow. Thanks Taco.

The fact that these B52s were flying all the way WITH tracking on, shows a TACO was inevitable

Wonder if someone here has always followed the TACO trade. It’s literally free money at this point

fake futes and fake news. the on the ground situation does not match that of that of an upcoming ceasefire or TACO. all this green in stocks and futures has emboldened 🥭 to double down.

If you actually bought puts on a Taco Tuesday, you definitely belong here

Its the biggest TACO we've ever seen folks

imagine selling your calls on TACO TUESDAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

The "A" in TACO is always. Not sometimes. Not occasionally. Always, retards.

And just like that, taco feast confirmed.

Officially taco Tuesday

TACO Tuesday!

No tacos on Taco Tuesday, instead only pizza.

Right on time. You can insider trade on futures. Taco incoming

“Tactical Taco” is my new favorite phrase

Is that spike confirmed taco lol

Do you guys think taco is priced in or will it moon another percent on the deadline being moved

it ain't a real TACO unless all US military assets retreat from Iran, its territorial waters and airspace and the persian gulf.

PITA Persians invoke Taco again?

They do but only after the market has its official taco pump then it's back to caring about market fundamentals

We went from waiting for a Fed decision to waiting to see if a country gets blown up or not. Crazy times. Anyways, calls. TACO Tuesday was the hint.

So is it TACO Tuesday time??? Is he going to chicken out like the weakling he is?

TACO

Im going to feel this fish taco in the morning, arent I?

So wait he hasn't officially taco yet?

Any news? Did he taco?

Pakistan aiding 🥭 in doing another fake TACO to pump stocks while 🥭 is preparing to remove the existence of an entire country. It ain't a real TACO unless there is news of US B-52's and B-2 bombers retreating back to US and UK bases rather than flying towards Iran.

Ber, if you want to save your puts, keep mocking taco and he just might drop bombs out of spite 🤷‍♂️