TACO

I disagree. The tweet was to explain his actions and let market digest since Saturday. Don't bet huge on TACO. Even if there is one it is fake. He will have to continue this war for a few weeks at least. No idea what the market will do though

taco by lunch time tomorrow

If I think TACO happens before tomorrow / Tuesday night then what’s the play to make maximum gains. I don’t think oil comes down A LOT but I think the latest mango threat is actually a cover to negotiate a truce and wind down the conflict. don’t need it to be a weekly play looking for leverage and massive gains on news that strait reopens on some timeline.

Let's Taco this bitch already!

Agreed. Market might be waiting for the taco clock to run out.

incoming Iran wants to talk tweet to TACO out of his Monday ultimatum

Market expecting him to claim victory and TACO.

Market still pricing in the taco huh

TACO is a way of life. Pavlovian conditioning of retail to never dump your shares and not buy puts

Maybe Taco Tuesday, Bol Maybe Kharg Thursday

🥭 will Taco tomorrow as usual

TACO is almost not an option anymore. We have maybe one more week of possible TACO. After that 🥭 could die and we would still be fucked

markets been selling hard prior to this + likely chance of taco

Yeah I can weather this no problem. TACO tweet gonna melt faces tomorrow.

Everyone scared about running out of Natural Gas? Just go get taco bell lmao, eat some beans

guys will he taco in the next 2 minutes please

Im going all in on the TACO trade. I mean it's that or inevitable death so.

TACO: "total decimation of Iran" winding down going well I see

he cant taco, hope this helps

The only thing sustaining 🥭 is the market. The moment that goes to shit, he’s fucked beyond belief. He’s going to TACO

LOL, why is there a taco quote for almost every situation!!

Either taco or the number of your port won’t matter. Win win

26 hours until taco

I dont remember tariffs closing a critical waterway, or killing US service members, or throwing the ME into deeper turmoil. You can Taco tariffs, you cant taco the Iranian war

I think will target a smaller piece of it so they can't openly call him a pussy, but will actually be TACO, so that shouldn't move the noodle too much, but I see the strait situation remaining the same for a bit nervous Nellys will drive down the Dow and S&P until 2pm tomorrow, which is when they have their afternoon nuggies and start taking risks.

I’ve said it a few times now. 🥭 cannot TACO without forfeiting the Gulf and jeopardising the petrodollar. China and Russia are pulling strings. Get long on oil. Sell everything else .

Basically impossible to do a taco now

Cant taco when multiple parties are involved

TACO again or real war?

maybe if the futes are red enough, mango will taco by morning lmaooooooooo

btc crashing to fund one last taco hope pump at open?

He can't TACO this time unless he gets on his knees and begs Iran to stop lol

Monday will be a bloodbath but will 🥭 taco by Tuesday? 🧐

Well considering how market has reacted so far feels like delusion, buy the dip mentality and trust in Trump or at least trust in a Trump Taco will be enough to fake it til we somehow make it.

tell me, how does one taco a dead ayatollah or a bombed girl's school?

TBH we’re dealing with a Taco vs an Ideology that prevents seeing hot girls faces/body’s in public. Both suck. Let it all fvcking burn.

TACO wasn’t conventional wisdom then. 

Takes two to taco

he'll lie again tomorrow to pump his calls, 8pm rolls around and it remains closed. evreyone gets fucked on a big gap down on taco tuesday

CORN does not think tomorrow is a good day. Has TACO taco'ed yet?

Hmm, will Taco taco this time?

Sqrt(TACO)

There hasnt been a new Truth post in a while. Is he rage typing the biggest and greatest TACO atm?

TACO * (TACO)^-1 = (fuck your options)

Tomorrow being deep red and then you buy the bottom for the taco Tuesday is too obvious, flat

Taco reputation ain’t scaring nobody

i have an idea on how to summon the TACO: everyone go to truth social and post grok generated videos of 🥭 and green indices across the board. It's essentially the same principle as when you hype up the shy/bullied kid into asking the popular girl out or going full breakdance mode on prom night, eventually 🥭 will be so flattered he will simply 🌮 out of excitement. (assuming he's spending his time scrolling his crappy twitter fork due to severe dementia)

Will the taco into existence

“green by open” “wtf why is it down???” “HES GONA TACO” “ITS NOT EVEN DOWN THAT MUCH LOL” “spy 700 EOD” Just some of the lines of copium we’ll be seeing in 1.5 hours and for the rest of the week.

The other one wouldn’t be sending regarded tweets like the taco in chief manipulating the market