TACO

#Ok we bombed Iran back to stone age and made our point. When is gonna taco already? LMAO🤌

I’d like to thank trump for trying to TACO. Gives me more time to load up on oil futures and calls

The Strait of Gaymouz must be opened, end the war Taco

Dump at open. Taco at 2PM. Green EOD.

Market dumps tomorrow and then TACO Tuesday

Just remember, it always seems darkest before the TACO

I demand TACO immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

all out of taco shells, all he can do now is fling the greasy fillings

He can’t TACO anymore. He’s not going to surrender the strait (and 20% of the world’s oil trade) to Iran. Which means he’ll keep escalating to bring about a peace that he doesn’t realize he can’t achieve in the time frame he expects. TLDR; we’re fucked for the time being.

HE CAN'T FUCKING TACO YOU RETARDS HE HAS BEEN TRYING FOR 2 WEEKS

this is proof that mango will taco and SPY will rocket 4% on monday

Tomorrow is untradeable. His ultimatum ends at 8pm, no one knows if he will TACO or not in the trading session. And even he hits, we will only know the impact the next morning. The whole trading session will become bidless, and Bessent will be busy shorting oil, no time for stocks.

What if Taco bombs Cuba to distract attention from the Middle East

TACO squared means no TACO. It’s simple math.

I love how there's a notice to not talk about politics here even though that's the main market mover for about a year. We're writing "TACO" and using pineapple emojis because some people might get mad at the idea policymakers move the market. I get the rule its just particularly tragicomic we have it since 2025.

“He has 36h to TACO!” No, 🤡 bull, he has 36h to make it much, much worse like he always does LMAO 📉

He really created a situation that he can't taco. 5d chess

You’re assuming there’s a way for him to taco

If trump doesnt taco out of his 48hrs threat we just might have to dismiss the nickname He will 🌮 tho

When you try and taco and but it’s not your taco to taco

He literally cannot taco, Iran is in total control of the situation and there's nothing he can do to stop them. Why can't bulls get this in their stupid fucking head

People expecting a TACO still explain how??? there was never a way... you're just retarded

What happened to TACO?

He’s obviously going to Taco but these pre taco moments (let’s call them orange appetizers?) are getting more and more unhinged

He taco'd the taco, taco inception. 💀

Bulls think the strait is easy to take and think Trump is about to Taco how retarded can one be

Friday, afternoon: "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran." Friday evening: The US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran. Today: = taco is planning "peace talks." Hours ago: "If Iran doesn’t open the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours the US will obliterate Iran's power plants." Tbh perfect market for a 50/50 hedge if taco wants to taco then calls bank if not puts bank no theta in this market either up or down.

But but Taco said he destroyed eye-Ran and strait is open Why he is threatening to attack them again? 🤔🤔🤔 Such a piece of shi’t Taco is

The year is 2037. Spy is at $1. Delusional bulls are still staring at their monitors with their eyelids taped open spam refreshing Truth Social for "TACO TWEET". "SPY 700 EOW"

What’s most crazy is that the Chinese professor on YouTube predicted 🥭was going to microwave his taco for 48 hours

You know he's flailing because this should have been a 5pm Friday announcement giving him until Sunday before markets open to TACO.

TINT=There is no TACO

The real reason why TACO attack Iran is because he want to open his own McDonald Restaurant in the middle-east. To do that he need to close all Kebab Restaurant first.

He'll Taco

Bulls deserve bankruptcy for pumping on TACO headlines. This guy deserves 0 positives for his bad decision making, but you're rewarding him by pumping markets. Everyone should boycott SPY and QQQ.

SPY will be -20% by the end of April and retards will still be going "LOL HES GONA TACO BIG V COMING LOLOLOOLOL" LMAO

Is Iran going to bet on the TACO or not?

"TACO: If Iran doesn't fully open Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours, US will hit and obliterate their various power plants, starting with biggest one first."

Breaking news: "If Iran doesn't let me TACO in the next 48 hours, I will poop my pants! Thank for your attention to this matter!"

What happens if taco says to Netanyahu I'm done and go fuck yourself

"BREAKING: TACO claims Iran wants to make a deal." Damn, TACO really work overtime to pump the market before it opens lol

Taco 🌮 now saying no deal with Iran ?

Reckon Taco is gunna follow through with the ceasefire/wind down talks? Sounds like it

We've all trained so well that people actually believe we can taco out of the holy war of Armageddon 

lmao 🍊 is a scared puppy right now and he knows it, lifting sanctions on Iran but Iran dgaf. they literally hold all the "long term" cards. TACO is so fucked.

A TACO as been reported by the bols for the 50th time this month

What TACO? I dont see a new Truth post.

It this the TACO we been waiting for? If stocks don’t pump this week we’ll need ROPE

Orange bro desperate for a win lmao polls must be negative as fuck for him to TACO yesterday

bulls simultaneously believe that Trump can easily take the strait and that he wants to TACO