TACO

News and market volatility got me so stressed Even eating taco bell doesn't sound appealing

mango can taco all he wants, its out of his control now, iran has the cards

If you bought puts at the end of Friday, you deserve to lose money. TACO incoming

No but really though, wen TACO

https://preview.redd.it/l34i6d3tneqg1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825e0bc1b9213cd6e2f97f86e4325bcf7f70144f My meal after TACO friday

TACO STAYS UNDEFEATED

Dead cat bounce Monday off of taco and then the drilling resumes when regards realize there is no taco

The bond market is getting close to full blown panic. 🥭 has previously taco'ed in these situations because the other option is financial meltdown. The problem is that in this situations taco means surrendering to Iran.

TACO MONDAY 700 SMD

I don't think Iran will let him taco on this one

Taco must be the only prez in US history whose sudden death would cause stocks to go up instead of down.

He cant taco 🌮 becz he got no tortillas

Just buy the dip. This is not the kind of market you want to use options, margin or leverage in. Don’t fuck with 0DT. Simple DCA is how you survive this. You’re a true retard if you try to time this shit unless you’re a White House insider that knows this taco shit in advance. Yes I know that’s boring but this psycho price action could persist for months. You can’t predict it so don’t try. Wait for VIX to settle and clarity to come before you start hamming back into options.

Hes been trying to taco, but you cant end a war unilaterally

Mango taco orange gotta end this shit like yesterday or it’s bye bye in November

Trump wishes he could TACO. Iran is following Sun Tzu... don't give the enemy what he wants

U can't taco after bombing a country!!!!

LMAO, TACO

Schrodinger’s taco

Prediction: Brump will frfr tank the market no TACO bullshit on his very last month as pres

How can bulls simultaneously believe that Trump can easily take the strait and that he wants to TACO???

Again it's been known Trump wants to TACO... the question is how? he can't

The only ones getting the Taco Trade is the US market with his fake news.

If TACO send boots to Iran then sell because its gonna be a bloodbath. IMO, in this market its best do day-trade and sell anything that pump until there is somehow a confirmation about peace on Iran war. There is report: "The Pentagon is deploying thousands of additional Marines and three warships to the Middle East, per Reuters" I think TACO is going all in on Iran now. The only one who can save hin is EU and China and none of them want to join this war.

How many people do you know that are getting deployed? I mean it would be the most insane TACO ever if he actually did reverse course. Asking for 200B for this war alone, two MEU's already steaming towards the area, and then you have Israel who seems to get what they want definitely not signaling that this is done and dusted.

Asking for $200 billion to send troops and then saying “eh we might not” lmfaoooooo classic TACO Calls until puts

Did he TACO?

🥭: One TACO please. Iran: The kitchen is closed. 🥭: That's cool I'll make my own. Good luck everybody else. We truly live in a joke world.

Taco weekend

It’s taco time I’m glad I loaded on calls

TACO time? Or is he trying to get Iran to drop their guard before putting boots on the ground tonight? Are Marines eating lobster right now or sticking with their usual Crayola and Roseart diet?

he can taco all he wants doesnt mean Iran is going to taco the hormuz

Even if 🥭 does taco It seems too late at this point. He has destabilized that entire region and caused cause supply and energy shocks that are going to take a long time to sort out even if he left right now. And it's not like Iran is just going to go back to normal if he does Taco. If they don't keep the strait closed and keep pressure high for a while they will have no deterrent to prevent this from happening again.

It takes decades to build a consistant bol market and generally requires a near "golden age" type of situation. Theres not going to be a taco nor a recovery. The play for the next 20 years is shorting the market. Those who catch on soonest will reap the most gains.

This is one of those weird scenarios if it was just mango I'd absolutely just be ripping gigantic dry powder stashes already but this ceasefire involves three parties. Bibi who has wanted this for 3 decades now and wants to finish the job, Mango/USA, and Iran who wants reparations and to punch them in the mouth be that economically if necessary hard enough so they don't come back in a year to try it again. Pretty hard to TACO out of that with a tweet. With all the moving parts \- MEU ships still en route to the area \- Israel not seeing this as a job finished \- Strait still closed \- Iran backed into a corner where they don't benefit from yes man'ing a win/ceasefire for the USA at all right now \- Israel keeps sliming a lot of the people who may have discussed a ceasefire/terms Also remember they literally bombed them while Iran was in the middle of talks to give up their enriched uranium. That's twice now they've been attacked while trying to broker a deal. Iran still seems like they are in max pain mode right now. They know how much damage they can inflict through economics alone. This is a dumb ass quagmire that someone clearly didn't war game properly for at all.

tump fake taco

🥭 can’t TACO. This isn’t like the tariffs where he can turn them on and off with the touch of a pen. This is a multi party war. If Iran won’t open the strait, doesn’t matter what he says  

I am long oil sold my puts do u think he is actually able to taco this?

TACO always

Trump is going to TACO out the war this weekend and claim he’s the sole reason for world peace after starting it 💀

TACO truck has arrived

Trump open to winding down war, WE GOT TACO ON THE MENU TONIGHT 

Iran can smell the fear 7000 miles away. Strike while he’s trying to TACO.

The admin just asked for $200 billion for the war, I cannot believe anyone is falling for this fake TACO. Gonna be instantly transformed into exit liquidity by Tuesday lmao.

Let's just call it Taco Friday from now on

atleast trump tweeted at end of friday . 2 days to figure out whether it is a lie or taco

This is the most fake and gay taco i've ever seen, don't fall for it

Perma ber is still up even if the taco happens cuz we just made a fukin killin. But im spending my weekend carefree cuz i know that even my deepest otm puts will print full and nice next week 🐻

Any geopolitics experts here wanna tell me what happens if taco actually tried to pull out? I'm assuming Iran just opens the straight right back up no issues and the refineries hit just repair instantly?

You’d think by the 10th fake taco traders would have picked up on the tacos being fake