TACO

Any geopolitics experts here wanna tell me what happens if taco actually tried to pull out? I'm assuming Iran just opens the straight right back up no issues and the refineries hit just repair instantly?

You’d think by the 10th fake taco traders would have picked up on the tacos being fake

There needs to be a cast iron taco before we pump

TACO loading . . .

This TACO seems more real somehow.

US oil at higher prices gonna replace Mideast oil for next 3-5 years while they rebuild, thanks Taco

TACO trade is always profitable.

🥭taco pump getting weaker and weaker each time, eventually it’s not gonna work anymore

Taco

Barron & I are going to be rich if this taco holds up

This dumbfuck thinks he can just TACO out of Iran

They just sent another ship of Marines from California which will take 3 weeks to arrive. There is no taco, it's just a lie to pump markets until afterhours ends. 🥭 will escalate over the weekend and Iran will strike more energy facilities starting on Sunday.

Had a look at the market. Oh no, let's declare another war is over tweet. Classic Taco.

Let’s see if his taco works lmao

The problem is he placed the ball in Iran's court, hence why he can't easily taco out of this

IWM is the most rate dependent index in the market. Regardless of if TACO happens, rate cuts are likely off the table, and hikes maybe coming. You might want to switch index.

Called the TACO perfectly https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/YLyC4oybu4

The more I look at his tweet the more I think it’s not about markets at all, or even a real taco. He just saw all the news reports about a bunch more troops going to Iran for his (presumed) Kharg plan and tweeted that so that he preserves the “element of surprise”

JUST TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW, IRAN WANTS COMPENSATION FOR ALL THE DAMAGES! Do you think 🥭 GONNA GIVE THEM MONEY TO FIX THINGS ? HELL NAH ! HE CANT TACO THIS SHITTT THIS TIME ! AND I AM SAYING THIS BEING A BULL 😡

Does his latest post count as a taco? Feels like a clear taco to me

Surely this fake taco will be the real taco

Lmaoo weekend TACO

TACO Friday?

You can’t TACO when your shoved a burrito up the ass of the Middle East

Still waiting for the TACO Although a part of me is worried that this might be the first time in his life he actually sticks with something...

Sounds like he may have found a way to TACO finally. The funny thing is this means that Iran is actually winning this.

Can i have extra nothing on my air-taco please?

He’s trying to taco, but Iran can keep this going even if he doesn’t want to

so you guys are surprised the 🌮 man did the taco?

He’s setting the stage for a taco greedy bears who held their positions over the weekend will be gaped Mango can not, under any circumstance, take the mental hit of being responsible for a recession under his term. He will 100% back out of this soon.

LUL taco now pumping the mkt AH wtf

This is like the third time he's tried to taco out of this war

He can’t TACO out of this and people realize his tweet pumps are just fraudulent dollar shorting by Bessent or Lutnick 

*DONALD TRUMP STATES THAT THE UNITED STATES IS NEARLY ACHIEVING ITS GOALS AND IS THINKING ABOUT REDUCING ITS LARGE MILITARY OPERATIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. LMAOOOOOOO TACO ALREADY

100%, but the last time we had any kind of announcement of anything the market was up 1%+ just on hearing the words. We know TACO is a simple for his billionaires masters, so he's likely going to announce that the war with Iran is over or some outrageous shit.

TACO TUESDAYS FISHY FRIDAYS

There are actual retards in here that think he will “taco” when he just went on TV and begged congress for 200b to continue the “excursion”. Can’t make this shit up lmao. Yes bro, he’s just asking for 200b for fun! War over tomorrow!!! Buy now!

🥭 either gonna TACO over the weekend (Monday will rip) or boots on the ground (announced tonight, and Monday still rips, this time for no reason).

100% he wouldnt double the marines deployed if he was gonna taco. The right wont admit defeat they can only double down

how do you taco out of a war when israel holds all the cards and blackmail

Balls deep in calls if Monday is red for a taco Tuesday "surprise"

People here betting on boots on ground this weekend. U know what that means. TACO by tuesday.

So I mean, is this one finally going to be the one that sticks for the market? 🥭 can't just TACO his way out of this war overnight like he could on the batshit insane liberation day tariff plan

Guys I think this time taco might not work.

All TACO need to do is say "Sorry, my bad" then everything will be fine again and Iran and USA will live happily rest of their life.

The TACO this weekend is going to go crazy.

This is what happens when 🥭 doesn't TACO

People still calling for TACO explain how lmao

Where is that random pump by TACO near the end of the day?

Lol brump is such a bitch im betting on him telling all his goons to buy calls so he can taco over the weekend. Yeah im bearish but im bullish on manipulation