TACO

The funny part is a taco implies Iran backs down LOL

NATO gonna start bombing DC if he doesn't taco soon

can you believe there has been no taco yet?

Probably a final attempt by the markets to force a TACO. God speed. It’s joever if this doesn’t work.

cruel irony in that the market priced in TACO, leading to him not TACOing in time cuz the market didnt panic, and now there's nothing he can do

$1.5 more rise on Crude oil and 🥭 will release some sort of TACO / yap post ✉️

Not even a holy taco from the orange wizard can save us now

Stock market reaching critical TACO levels

Mango is about to realize that he can’t TACO out of this. LMAO Dropping bombs at another country is vastly different than the dumb tariffs.

I am one tweet from being green Please do it TACO

🥭 can't TACO this time because Israel has all the cards (Epstein files maybe?!)

Battle ground 650. One taco or yahoo away

The worst part abot this is that when it came to tariffs dumps, i always bullish because of TACO, in this case im not sure since trump has to get permission from daddy Netanyahu

retard taco gonna pull his weekly market manipulation tweet with a "war is almost over" for the 20th time

🥭please TACO I am begging you bro

Unless TACo or Yahoo manipulates this BS, its going down. 650 EOD no question. OIL is high as a kite rn

If this is red again Monday, all in on calls for the super taco move on Tuesday.

🥭 has stepped on his own dick big time w Iran, and I don’t see how he can taco out of this one

Need a taco today 🙏

Come on donnie, give us a friday taco. I believe in you!

When TACO? I’m hungry

"JUST IN: TACO declares NATO is a paper tiger, says helping secure Hormuz would be “so easy for them to do, with so little risk” Lmao, who is begging now?!

The bond market is getting spicy. Will 🥭 TACO again if things get too spicy and surrender to Iran? We'll find out in a couple of weeks.

The White House now post that TACO is winning the A.I race now. I think they're out of ideas to fake pump the market......GUH!

No Taco? We're drilling like 🥭 doesn't have an off ramp

"WHY NO TACO!?!" You all need to start accepting that it's now up to Iran when this conflict ends lmao

4/1 is the 5 week mark of the start of this Iran “”excursion””” . If you remember at the start of the war 🥭 said this would be a 4-5 week operation. If he’s going to find a way to TACO it’ll be before then. If not, buckle up.

Guys I'm afraid that TACO rebound might not happen this time

Bulls have been calling for a TACO for 3 weeks now

if it's anything like last year he will wait till we're much lower to taco. once all his friends are positioned.

The president is invoking emergency powers to grow the military budget. That means we aren’t getting a TACO and this war will last for a long time

Not a single taco the whole goddamn week. Fuck you mango. Not like tacos would do any good at this point, but it sure as well wouldn't do worse.

Taco this weekend

He can't taco out of this lol

Taco mango

He cannot TACO out of this one bro lmao

here comes taco insider buy rally before straight opening

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TACO!!!! TACO YOU FUCKING FRUIT

No this is Israel calling the shots, TACO aint happening this time

Stop by a taco bell and grab some breakfast homie

"BREAKING: Zero tankers loaded with crude have passed the Strait of Hormuz in the past 24 hours." I think Zero means 0 but I may be wrong 🤔. Someone ask TACO!

Full porting SCO for weekend TACO

"JUST IN: TACO reportedly considering seizing or blockading Iran’s Kharg Island, which holds 90% of their oil exports."

Only the 18-24 age group and they pledged their support at a higher rate than in any previous erection. They wanted the Taco

How is fucking Taco going to wriggle out of this? They call him Teflon Don for a reason, and that's the only thing giving me pause about my puts.

Yeah it's too late for TACO. A lot of the damage isn't a future possibility, it has been done.

permabulltards keep saying "he's gonna TACO!!" like the price of meat didn't double, the restaurant can't afford gas or electricity anymore, all of the employees got thrown into ICE camps, and the private equity owners didn't evict the restaurant itself

What do we think taco is pulling after the market closes today

you really think he can TACO the juice, spy 600

Donald J. Taco seems to be boxed in here. If he TACOs it leaves oil production and delivery in shambles with a now super-pissed Iran in charge of distribution and if he leans in nukes-first, it fucks the oil supply because of the time to "help rebuild". There does not seem to be a way out of this Shit-mageddon without about 2-3 years worth of high oil prices.