TACO

What do we think taco is pulling after the market closes today

you really think he can TACO the juice, spy 600

Donald J. Taco seems to be boxed in here. If he TACOs it leaves oil production and delivery in shambles with a now super-pissed Iran in charge of distribution and if he leans in nukes-first, it fucks the oil supply because of the time to "help rebuild". There does not seem to be a way out of this Shit-mageddon without about 2-3 years worth of high oil prices.

It didn't take two to TACO, but now it does.

Market go down march and april just to be saved by taco in may. History repeats

I might move to Aruba soon. Northern Hemisphere will be destroyed in WWIII. From there I can sail to Brazil if it's still not south enough lol. Taco is clearly insane at this point.

How many gamblers got caught in Monday and Tuesday's obvious bulltrap? Does anyone believe this scam market anymore? When stuff is crashing, Taco will have a televised interview to get you to put your money back in before the next leg down. I warned everybody 2 weeks go about the Strait and some even trolled me when it was obviously accurate. The worst is yet to come.

I think we pressed mango a little too much with this TACO stuff.  Now he’s actually bombing countries on a whim and decapitating regimes. 

He’s gotta taco that too.

maybe Bibi can primary taco lol clowns are basically the same thing

master historian taco man brings up Pearl Harbor in front of the japan pm is the most fucked up thing ive seen today

I trust a random guy on Reddit more than TACO lol

Its taco bell night, cuz tomorrow we gonna dump hard

I remember when $12 at Taco Bell would feed an entire football team

$12 for a Mexican pizza and 2 taco supremes. Who do I blame for this?

my rational brain says mango and bibi agreed to pretend to deescalate and trump promised the press not to send ground troops to preserve “the element of surprise” while the deployments indicate some sort of non-air incursion plan is underway But my monkey brain is bullish because taco magic powers and I trust my monkey brain more than my rational brain

TACO feels close. End of March maybe.

At the same time. TACO start wars left and right and bear can only get SPY down 5% from ATH lol.

Bers shook they can no longer even look away for a minute without fear of Taco or BB causing mini moon and ruining their short shorts

Everyone way too used to a taco causing a mega instant pump. He fucked up royally this time, we are all gonna feel it.

Why is everyone talking about tacos. It’s not even taco Tuesday. I’m hungry.

What will we get tomorrow? TACO or another oil/gas facility blown to oblivion?

Thats what you r words were saying last week. And the week before that. And the one before that too. We’re dropping another 200 billion on Iran, inflation numbers have been hot pretty much every time they release them, and you can’t TACO when its not your country. I dont know how so many of you people are this deep in denial holy shit

They’re definitely setting up a TACO when they say shit like they’ve completely annihilated irans ability to enrich uranium lmfao

This is crazy. Since a news article, that was not very bullish, and clearly said by bibi only to please taco, did such a huge pump, imagine what actual non fake peace news will do. Spy +10% in one day. Oh well, oil calls and shares it is.

At some point he becomes the boy who cried taco

Did the Netanyahu, the POTUS... TACO?

>We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?" - Taco 3/19/2026 lol

Guys I have nothing to contribute so im just going to say words like taco and mango

TACO. I WANT TACO. I WAS PROMISED TACO!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TACO?!

The one time we really needed TACO, he holds the line

Iran knows about TACO.

Real “everybody remain calm” energy with the “readiness to contribute to safe passage” and the “removing Iranian sanctions” statements. Is Japan really going to protect the Strait? Is TACO really going to remove sanctions from the same country they’re bombing?

Wen Taco speaking?

Watch the levels today. Unless Taco Intervenes

how does he taco? like I think it is likely, but I can't see the mechanism by which it happens

Market is anticipating a TACO that Trump doesn’t actually have control over. Lmao. We’ll have a taco attempt that will pump us 2% randomly at some point early next week though.

everyone buying the dip in case they miss the taco but 🥭 not gonna taco without a big dip it appears we have a paradox

Haven’t needed a taco this bad since the first time I saw that commercial with a chihuahua as a child

TACO should take a look at DJT and see how hes winning

Trump will try to TACO within the next few days. With Qatar and Saudis hurting by the minute and Israel "betraying" him to bomb oil facilities behind his back, and, he will try to back out of this shitshow. Trump carries grudges like no other.

TACO = MUERTA

\*gets denied of Nobel Peace Prize\* TACO: "It's WW3 then..."

It takes 2 this time to taco though

I think Dow 45000 might be enough for him to taco

When did taco bell discontinue the breakfast Crunchwrap?

You need to believe harder. Anyone can taco out of anything.

That's the best part: he WILL taco out of this one but it will only make the situation worse

People told everyone that Iran has the cards now, and its leader is a religious zealot, who's dad, wife and son (or daughter) got killed by his greatest enemy. Taco wont help