TACO

That's the best part: he WILL taco out of this one but it will only make the situation worse

People told everyone that Iran has the cards now, and its leader is a religious zealot, who's dad, wife and son (or daughter) got killed by his greatest enemy. Taco wont help

Im starting to think he cant taco out of this one.

you're gonna need a mango TACO or something

If he wanted to fuck over everyone including allies he could just taco tf out and impliment some kind of export ban under the guise of national security. It would be so beyond retarded, hence why I wouldn't put it past him lmao.

he cant taco, iran has their god's fury on this shit

this has gotta be his record time without taco. guess it's different when our forefathers israel are involved lmao

He can't taco out of war Iran won't let him

He can taco. Dosent mean Iran will lol

anyone else get the vibe 🥭 will taco this weekend?

Shit taking them just makes Taco look even weaker because he cries about them every day

Even with a TACO I can't see Iran just going "okay cool all in the past let's go back to normal" and letting ship traffic through. They have 🥭 by the balls and aren't just going to let go.

Which is why usa is considering boots on the ground, right now it's a stalemate because usa can't control the straight, oil could very well hit $200 a barrel soon. For him to TACO now would mean big concessions to Iran, basically a ton of money, which they would use to rebuild, rinse repeat...

Get their men killed only to have taco renig and fuck them with tariffs afterward. 

First day in the taco market?

Can’t TACO a war

Israel is trump now, Israel doesn’t taco

Nah I don’t think so. The taco is gonna be when hegseth gets blamed for everything and they fire him.

He’s tried to TACO at least three times already. Doesn’t work when you blow up a school full of kids as the opening move. 🫵🤡

Pack it up folks, wars over. Taco time

SPY 500 at least before the taco bell

He can't TACO now. He's too deep.

This isn’t a TACO trade imo, even if he reversed course the toothpaste isn’t going back in

Badly need a TACO on this whole Iran situation. It's spiraling out of control. We all know it's coming but how soon?

How does TACO work with destroyed infrastructure?

I’m praying for a “We’ve destroyed their military capabilities and will now end our operations” TACO

Black thursday, b2b with Black friday, taco saturday and taiwan invasion on sunday.

Go taco or go broke

Did he TACO?

I'm going to take the gains from these oil puts and put up a giant billboard across the street from mar-a-lago and just put a picture of a taco on it.

Possible for mods to add a TACO auto forward bot to the daily thread?

Did someone say TACO Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) Contrary to Trump’s statements, senior Israeli and U.S. officials said that the United States had prior knowledge of the Israeli strike and even approved it in an attempt to pressure Iran. After the Iranians retaliated against Qatar’s gas fields, Trump is now changing course

# THE TACO TRADE IS BACK FUCKIN FAT ORANGE TRYING HIS HARDEST TO SAVE THE SHITTY STATE OF THE MARKET

Taco Thursday 🌮

Taco cookin up Initial jobless claims numbers rn

there is no way to taco with the persians on this, they have the cards

Taco right before monthly OPEX, coincidence I’m sure

he didnt taco this. He basically said he would destroy all the oil and gas in the middle east. Read it again and assume Iran keeps attacking

TACO???

Did he taco

Trump started a fiesta he can’t TACO out of 

There’s a taco right there.

Taco bell near me is shutting down 🥭 also has no more tacos left 🧐

Can't taco your way out of unaliving the Ayatollah.

He can't TACO because it's not up to him anymore.

i think he starts to try an taco soon, its tricky cuz idk how much he can actually do that given the pickle he put himself in, but theres no way the drucks and dimons and whoever have his ear havent reached out to say wtf are u doing bro stop

my covered calls are printing just as taco screams "bomb them just for fun"

Trump will taco on the whole Iran war by end of month at this rate. Most predictable thing ever, he hates when market sells off like this.

Now that 🌮 has explicitly said no more bombing oil factories, this shit is going to tank when Netanyahu bombs another factory and everyone realizes there’s no taco if you aren’t in the drivers seat.

It’s TACO time 😎