TACO

i think he starts to try an taco soon, its tricky cuz idk how much he can actually do that given the pickle he put himself in, but theres no way the drucks and dimons and whoever have his ear havent reached out to say wtf are u doing bro stop

my covered calls are printing just as taco screams "bomb them just for fun"

Trump will taco on the whole Iran war by end of month at this rate. Most predictable thing ever, he hates when market sells off like this.

Now that 🌮 has explicitly said no more bombing oil factories, this shit is going to tank when Netanyahu bombs another factory and everyone realizes there’s no taco if you aren’t in the drivers seat.

It’s TACO time 😎

🥭 gonna taco soooo bad ! He said it 2 days ago as well that market gonna go up soon

> 🥭 wants no more strikes on Iranian energy! # Wen taco?

He’s already tried to TACO it like twice and it hasn’t mattered lol, the war is still on

No way he's about to taco before I can sell these remaining puts, don't you do it orange man

There are Marines en route right now to go take Kharg island. Trump’s been fantasizing about doing that since the eighties. He knows that he can’t just taco this one, he’s just going to double down and double down until the whole world is on fire.

🥭 no more strikes on Iranian oil infrastructure. Taco is starting to roll

I think a taco at this point would just escalate everything 5x faster.

My kid made a giant paper taco for Design&Technology class. I am going to post a picture of it at the appropriate moment...

Shit is fucked. Taco can only happen by mango showing the middle finger to Israel which he can’t do. Iran leadership is willing to die for this. Boots on the ground it is. And the market will tank.

SIR CAN WE GET A TACO

He could always just taco

pretty smart chess move tbh when you know they only have one play against you of bombing the shit out of you. They've backed him into a No TACO scenario. Can't bitch out and leave Israel to handle it themselves, can't have the Strait closed for much longer, Starting to look weak with the inability to protect the Mena countries that are friends of the US. So you have what scenarios? \- USA packs up and leaves? \- USA puts boots on the ground and we start seeing American soldiers die \- Strait stays closed \- More oil infrastructure is being as we speak \- You just blew up another one of their main leaders and vow to kill more of them \- You target Kharg Island and give them a no win scenario so they just flat out dam the Strait and go even more psycho because that's the end game for them? I can't even come up with a an out let alone a list of outs/positives right now. Truly the US got their ass dragged into a quagmire they should have seen coming but is turning biblical. I wonder who whispered that this would be another quick win into his ear and how they are feeling right now.

I’d like to order a taco please. Size grande.

People realizing Donny got himself into a mess he can’t just taco out off

Bulls got a TACO they just didn't expect it be a TACO on opening the strait lmao

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Watch Taco throw a tantrum now

aww taco gon be mad mad

taco tweet ain’t gon save u

Its so funny he cant taco this

We are gonna seesaw until Donnie finds a way to Taco. And then pump. Reality and your inability to own a home doesn’t matter.

It seems like the market believe that TACO will TACO soon and J.Powell will cut more rate this year after the war is over.

TACO delusion

Gabbard is trying to give an out for TACO lmao

pretty sure markets are 100% rigged and by that i mean taco is buying stocks with illegal money to pump

I wonder how many times taco will announce ceasefire with Iran refuting his claims.

There is finally officially no reason to be bullish now, we all know what that means, calls, wait for a miracle taco tweet

Question now is how resilient the Put is. Can't TACO at this point. But the bulls always win.

bro i thought we'd get a taco by now my calls are decimated lmfaooo

Rip the person who calculated this number. Taco will drop them lol

did taco tell u that? loll

If the Ayatollah backs away from a threat, he's a Taco supreme

#TACO: stock market "dead by June"

The IEA released 400 mil barrels of oil, with 10 mil missing a day, that should cover problems for 40 days. TACO before then.

You can tell he really wanted to TACO today in that meeting, but he couldn't find the shredded lettuce to do it.

I'd fuck that up if I didn't just gorge myself on taco Tuesday

FOMC = Priced in ✅ Iran War = Priced in ✅ Inflation = Priced in ✅ 🥭TACO = Priced in Oil = Priced in ✅ Earnings = Priced in ✅ SPY = 670 for eternity

why would he be afraid, he's not the one going to have to go. Unless all these troops suddenly have bone spur like our dear old taco in chief.

"BREAKING: TACO has said that he was not afraid to put U.S. troops on the ground in Iran, per NYT"

Some call it the original Taco

It just mean that he doesn't have any choice but to TACO now. If the others helps him then the war can escalate to something bigger.

His ability to taco this is gone imo

More like nobody wants to sell in case of a taco yet nobody wants to buy

1 fish taco, 1 shrimp taco, pico de gallo, 32oz Modelo

Also taco: that guy I appointed to DDNI was weak at security