TACO

Taco after desperately begging for help: We didn't need help in the first place

I wonder which prez did taco ask about the Iran war. must have been Abraham Lincold lmaoooooo

too old for the epstein crowd. Taco wont bite.

Who would want to end taco Tuesday on a green note

OMG TACO FLAVORED KISSES FOR MY BEN THEY KNEW

Everytime taco talks about how high is stock market it proceeds to dump lol

Market knows 🥭 will TACO, rats already scrambling off the sinking aircraft carrier

There is no TACO, short of Trump going to Tehran and offing himself. They clearly don’t give a fuck what he says anymore.

and even if he wasn't the only thing that gets mango to TACO is a bloody market. this shit needs to dump if we want out of Iran.

What’s the TACO though? Iran’s still gonna be pissed af. It’s not like a tariff where you can just say say “sorry let’s just reduce it okay?”

Joe Kent resigning and US "allies" saying no to trump = bullish AF. TACO incoming

Iran has to let him TACO. If they do that, bulls feast. China won’t let them, it’s a great thing for them. Buy puts and watch it all burn down when Donnie’s word gets priced out

Word is Trump is going to TACO but yall ain’t here it from me

I trust futes as much as a Taco Bell fart.

Maybe taco asked for help from europoors so they can decline and hope iran lets their oil thru hormuz. Its all tactics ?

Jon Stewarts takedown of this war and flip flopping taco on the Daiily Show last night was fucking epic. Worth a watch

TACO Tuesday on the menu!

~~TACO~~ FAFO Tuesday?

Happy Taco Tuesday everybody

For the first time ever Germany may not be the one who start World War this time. TACO working day and night to start World War 3 lol

counterpoint : TACO

I'll buy when it goes down another 5-10%. Even without the war, the economy is pretty bad. Which is why I think we're in it- as an excuse so taco can blame the "correction" on a justifiable reason. That POS market had to come down- so overvalued, so overinflated, so manipulated and corrupt. Still a ways to go for me.

Whatcha get when you take lower middle class upbringing, autism, and Daddy issues and mix those together inside of a 23 year old woman that works nights at Taco Bell and listens to K-Pop

Taco: I don't need help from allies. I'm just testing them.

Yah, but also taco Tuesday 

"Malaysia has declared the trade deal with the U.S. invalid after the Supreme Court ruled Presiden Donald TACO‘s tariffs imposed under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) illegal in February." He is gonna nuke some countries tomorrow lol

how long before the market realizes Iran still has plenty of missiles, they're going after the Saudi and UAE hormuz bypass pipelines, those will take months to become operational again if hit and in the meanwhile Iran can absolutely hold hormuz even while getting it's ass kicked everywhere else Taco wants a raincheck on Chinese negotiations but it will be better to do them now with whatever little leverage this gives him rather than 2 months from now where he'll have to start thinking about withdrawal from the Gulf entirely to start the oil flow again China has already built up a Taiwan blockade strategy as counter leverage. Xi will threaten to go in if you cut off his oil and he'll also threaten a mass sell off of Chinese owned US assets and export controls on essential input materials. This is lose lose, good strategy is to cut losses, declare victory, withdraw all troops and cut rates simultaneously.

Taco tuesday + St. Patty's day tomorrow it's going to be green as fuck

Taco.. They weren't supposed to go after all these other countries in the Middle East. Seriously wtf

Taco Tuesday tomorrow

Taco, Are these countries that are thankful in the room with us right now?

WSB NEEDS TO DROP A MONGO DISS TRACK. SHOULD CALL IT... SOFT TACO LOL. OIL $300

"TACO reportedly briefed that "Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay," per NYP" I don't know what to say anymore lol

#'TACO Says U.S. Doesn't Need Any Country's Help With Hormuz' - WSJ then why are you asking stupid motherfucker lmao

What happened, oil is down and stocks up? Taco Tuesday confirmed?

"TACO has said Fed Chair Jay Powell should have a special meeting to cut interest rates." This guy go around begging everyone for help now lol

Market is happy it’s almost TACO 🌮 time.

"they have no weapons!" also taco "they have tomahawk yellow cake weapons!"

We all have to listen to this because what taco says can move the markets, but I know you are all quietly crying inside

im confused, is the mini pump because the market thinks 🥭 will taco?

BREAING: TACO has said: - The US doesn't need oil - NATO is US - I think Macron will help - I will not say which countries will help

The building was bad. The rooster crowed. Mom made dinner. Which one of these did taco just utter?

The bet you should make right now is: Will TACO be able to hold the Oil Future down by short it to buy time to "fix" Iran war?"

To invite the FOMO TACO traders to volunteer easy exit liquidity

Never seen el presidente so desperate for a taco 😂

Taco is speaking at 11:45am, be prepared for more lies

Will be funny if we go red. Taco is talking three times today good luck lads

Someone pass me the taco sauce for my USO puts *pleeeese*?

Say that to TACO lol

EU allies to taco: are you fucking retarded?