TACO

EU allies to taco: are you fucking retarded?

Impressive that the market it still pumping. Everyone gambling on TACO? Not possible this time around... Iran is on path of vengeance...

WW3 TACO being priced in rn

probably market thinks since no country ready to escort . trump will TACO as usual

Everyone is expecting TACO at the news conference?

"BREAKING: TACO to hold a news conference at 11:45am."

Setting up for a massive dump like when I eat Taco Bell.

Oil going down in price today makes no sense. This is a situation that isn't a simple TACO solution. IDK how May futures on oil aren't above 100

When will Israel give Taco permission to exit Iran?

🥭 man is doing a slow TACO on Iran. 1. ‘We need help.’ 2. ‘Maybe we shouldn’t be there.’ 3. Iran ships okay to travel. 4. China/India ships okay to travel. It’s like ‘we made a mess but we’re kind of done now.’

taco rescheduled to today because tomorrow is GUINNESS TIME

It feels like TACO TIME

This market is so fucking fake hahaha. US Government trying to contain oil long enough to TACO A barrel of physical oil is currently $147 on the Dubai market. The backwardation in the futures on Brent is slowly increasing. Something is going to give. Every economy needs fuel.

So, either TACO or Mango will go full regard

People keep coping about a TACO how?

You can’t taco ur way out of the fact oil isn’t moving out of the strait

Bears all it takes is one taco about the war in a positive way and you’re fucked you realize that right?

Oil is holding strong. This is not looking good for tomorrow. Spy will retest 670 in the AM, but I think it's shooting down 3% from where it's at this week. Unless something big happens - which, according to taco will only be the case with a mass coordination of the world's superpowers to loosen up the strait. In other words, slow, expensive, and painful effort to open up the strait. Gets worse before it gets better. I'm holding puts so might be cope.

Bro is gonna realize that nothing is working, declare victory and that everything they have has been destroyed and taco out. Calling it.

"BREAKING: TACO is considering seizing Iran's strategic oil depot on Kharg Island, per Axios"

Tacos don't apply to Iran. That taco might give you diarrhea

Free jumbo shrimp taco with $5 purchase. Del taco rocks.

Jumbo shrimp taco. Medium fries and a drink. All for $6.5 fuck inflation

Lol how are we green lmaoo shit is fucking rigged. Taco is balls deep manipulating this shit.

The government is try to keep WTI below 100$ but I don't think it can go below 90$. They're just buying time to find a way to TACO. They probably is gonna asking China for help in the next meeting later this month or early next month. Russian and China is supporting Iran right now so without their support then Iran is fucked. So the only one who can help TACO with TACOing is Russian and China. TACO better brings some knees pads on USA and China upcoming meetings lol

TACO. Weak, temporary TACO

Gonna go get crispy shrimp tacos from.del taco. Will ask them taco wen. And will also check if gas is $6 yet

Taco getting desperate

Gives you something to TACO 'bout.

TACO wouldn't keep his promise lol

taco?

TACO Tuesday. I got money on it

Not sure a taco can happen until after the insiders sell their puts.

When does the market realize the taco won’t work

TACO wants to be a Dictator but in the end he can only become a TEMU Dictator lol

Claiming Iran wants a deal but it's not good enough is step 1 of the taco.  Step 2 is him pretending he got them to promise not to build nuclear weapons by buying all their oil and step 3 is getting the hell out of there, abandoning all your allies and pretending it never happened.

Taco said he will end the war when he "feels it in his bones". Retard started a war on vibes and is fighting a war on vibes. We are fucked.

Admin, as soon as this week plans to announce that multiple countries have agreed to form a coalition that will escort ships through Strait of Hormuz - WSJ The TACO you guys got were plans of a plan???

Taco probably thinks yellow cake is food

#IRAN HAS YELLOW CAKE WEAPONS GRADE NUKES- TACO

When do Bulls reconcile with the fact there can't be a TACO

DUI hires got us into a war btw, DEI is dead after all - no way 🌮 can taco out of this mess 🤣🤣🤣

TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO

Okay pls explain like I'm a hgihly regarded 5-year-old... If the US actually does a taco in like a week or two, and pulls out of the middle east: won't the people in charge basically look like absolute clowns for starting it?

We have TACO. They have LAGER. Leader Always Getting Eliminated Repeatedly.

I see all this Taco trade talk about the War but how do you Taco on dead people?

Well well well. Taking out Iran isn’t as easy as Venezuela eh Taco, Ghey of Hormuz caught the economies by the balls.

he will try but there is no way to taco this

This will be the best TACO of all time

Was the taco you were expecting Trump begging for help?