TACO

Someone tell him its time to taco 🌮

Usually when market stops listening to mango is when he does the TACO

Taco Friday? We better get tacos served today otherwise we might have a black fucking Monday.

I think buying the dip at close might be the move, feel like some bullish taco coming this weekend

Taco magic gone? Every time he opens his mouth it seems to dump now

TACO already pulled out his bag of tricks it didn't help

Taco said we will bomb more next week

It seems like the market wants to send TACO a message "The war need to stop or we wouldn't pump no matter what".

sure, have taco sail through the strait as show of confidence. Or is his bone spur prevent him from walk his talk again

"JUST IN: Cuba’s presiden confirms the government has began negotiations with TACO."

I am currently de-risking. No way I am betting on TACO this time.

Yeah like a 30 pack of Bush Light and a Taco Bell fart. Trust it bro. 😎

Gonna get taco bell later. Rough week My asshole needs it

u know he tryna taco out dis shit

Maybe we shouldn’t have called him TACO.

He's gonna taco something hard during the weekend with the market closed, so you can't profit from it. You fomo in on monday, then some ship gets shot or something, oil to 150$ and you get fucked

I don’t think there’s a Taco trade with this one. This one has roots.

Are you trying to tell me that there are Iranians out there that do not like a good taco.   It has been feeding the masses since the 18th century

This feels like prime TACO levels. Full porting 2% OTM SPY calls at open. When 🥭 announces peace with Iran, peace between Russia and Ukraine, peace in every conflict, and negative interest rates and SPY goes directly to 800 later today I'm going to be a billionaire

Yesterday I went 70% cash. Just left some May ASTS calls in case of TACO and because they have catalysts soon, and some TMC in view of 🥭 China visit. I bought an SPX 6000 put for 1st April and short term call spreads on a fertiliser stock than someone kindly recommended to me in the comments a few days ago. Both are nicely green. I am generally bullish but I just cannot see how the seriousness of what is happening here is even remotely priced in. Everyone is trying to front run the TACO and I get it, there's always a chance it will happen, but something about this seems different. 🥭 either doesn't care about the election because he knows something we don't, or he knows he's going to die and is in his "only god can judge me" phase, or he really is taking orders from someone else. If no TACO by Monday open I'm buying more puts.

It's taco time 

There is no TACO this time. All previous TACOs were things that DJT could change in a second like tariffs, Greenland, etc. This is out of his control.

TACO Friday.

Reddit is 100% confident there cannot be a taco out of this one. That is why there will be some way we get out of this, I’m 100% sure of it. You always inverse reddit

To bipolar bols taco is all good when market goes up. It's just that when taco cannot taco himself out of a situation  anymore he is no longer good

taco: HOWS THE PLANE THAT WENT DOWN GOING LMAOOOOO

I bet everyone at pentagon is trying to figure out how to let him taco this.

Now you're not only need to say "Thank You" to TACO but to Putin too lol

I need a real taco this time. None of this war talks are going well bullshit.

UNLEASH THE “WE WON” TWEETS TACO

TACO is stabilizing oil apparently. Friday either selloff or pump.

Wen Taco

That was before triple witching, Spy 666 and TACO not being able to TACO because then Bibi will start showing the home movies Epstein recorded for him.

Now what did Taco said? 🤔 futes pumpin

It was the end of the stock market, but he tacoed. He can’t taco out of this cuz Iran won’t let him.

TACO for chinese tariffs worked, but TACO wont make it that time BEARS will prevail !

Tarrifs bullshit: Panic dip to 5000! Full blown out war: It is nothing, taco said we won already...

taco inflicting oil price hike and demanding rate cut at the same time

They're reporting the USS Abraham Lincoln was hit If you still thought Trump could TACO this has to be the final nail in the coffin...

And then Iran will bomb something else and say fuck that to prove a point. He can’t taco out of it. 🫵🤡

idk how you guys think it's still possible to TACO he already tried setting an offramp and failed spectacularly

They dont eat taco in iran sorry

Isnt 100$ a barrel point where taco starts to taco

What’s the prediction since he can’t TACO?

Don't forget their shoes. They all have to wear the same as Trump now. Did you see the pic of Marco wearing shoes 3 sizes too big for him that taco bought him? Classic

Ahh the good ole days of Tarrif Taco.

China has always known rare earths are the weak point, that was taco June. Iran has known the strait since the "100% obliteration of their nuke efforts" (and even before that). It's going drill another 5%, we go into stagflation and idle til midterms. Then buy the dip & watch it roar back.

China isn’t nearly as ideological and bloodthirsty as iran though. I see no reason a TACO automatically means khamenei junior agreeing to reopen the strait

if Trump has any brain on containing his already stained legacy, he will TACO this by friday/the weekend.

Tomorrow could be the day, bottom out at 660 or 650. Trump announces some deal with the iranian leader after his classic TACO move, then claims "victory".